Batfam Pt1 (can U Tell I Got Really Lazy As I Went Along Lol) Aka My Fave Fam Out Of Everyone In Marvel/dc

batfam pt1 (can u tell i got really lazy as i went along lol) aka my fave fam out of everyone in marvel/dc

headcanons:

jason & selina gossip in spanish all the time (”selina, i know you’re talking about me!” “wha---i mean, que?”)

babs and cassandra make obscure references to 19th century literature and enjoy long periods of just reading in each other’s company

dick and tim do handstand competitions like the children they are

duke insists he’s the only sane man in the house

*in reality that’s alfred. done w everyone tbh.

damien tricks everyone into driving him around and getting him ice cream

helena’s everyone’s little princess and they take turns watching over her (jason is not allowed to do this by himself. “jeez, you almost drop a kid one time!”)

certain members are not allowed to play scrabble anymore (coughstephanie) bc of what happened last time.

dick and alfred take over and go all out when planning batcat’s wedding. there is weeping. and doves. and extraveganza. tbh it’s probs televised (this is the waynes, after all) and people legit get up early and gather in parks to watch it like it’s the royal wedding

everyone goes to selina for love advice to which she is all too happy to oblige. (”so how did you know you loved bruce?” “hmm, maybe the first time he almost died.”)

there’s a pool on when dick and barbara are going to get back together, a constant game of will they won’t they. they do.

bruce attends all the parent-teacher conferences and is determined to be the ultimate PTA parent (”please everyone knows i can make better cupcakes than susan!” “bruce, honey, no.”)

everyone stops by the mansion, from lois&clark, to diana, to harley and ivy, to random cats and everything is warm and wonderful and full of love.

*this took forever and i spent an embarrassingly long time on this pls validate me