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the batcat modern au u never knew u needed: 

Bruce Wayne is 30 when he decides that enough is enough. The playboy lifestyle is tiring. So when he comes across Dick, Jason, Tim and Cass AKA adorable orphans with their own set of Issues, he knows that he has a chance to do something good---give them a home. Only the agency won’t let him adopt them as a single dad. When Selina Kyle, his on-again off-again girlfriend and the only ex he remains friends with comes back into town after a year in Paris, Bruce realizes that she might just be the solution to all his problems. 

alternatively: 

Bruce and Selina get pretend married For The Children. But when the month is up and they no longer need to put up a pretense, who knows what’s real and what’s fake? 

Selina’s halfway into a decent glass of wine when Bruce Wayne shows up at her door with disheveled hair and a casually wrinkled suit that does wonders for his face. 

“Selina,” he says, dark eyes peering at her almost shyly. His voice is as low and warm as it’s always been when he says her name and oh---she’s over it. She is so over it. Right? 

She’s about to make a joke or something---she doesn’t really know, honestly---but he beats her to it.

“I need you to marry me,” he blurts out. 

What. 

Selina blinks, head tilting in a combination of confusion and lightly buzzed amusement. She steadies herself against the door frame. 

Bruce blushes, the bastard. “Sorry, what I mean is---” He pauses, gives her a pleading look she can count on one hand that she’s ever seen him give. 

“I need you to fake marry me.” 

Any Black female who lives in Oakland

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

@my underage followers do not date anyone over 18. like it’s different if you’re 17 and they’re barely 18 and you’ll both be 18 soon (given that you’ve been dating for a while of course)

but like example if you’re 15 and your partner just turned 18 like… that’s a big age difference. it’s just 3 years but the difference in maturity is HUGE. like i myself as a 15 y/o was nations away from where I am now as an 18 y/o

never let anyone tell you “love has no age”, and never bend to threats. your comfort zone matters and you deserve someone your own age. question why an 18+ year old would want to date a minor

All the people you’ve been,  which one is you?

Midnight Excerpts #43 // L.H.Z (via lhzthepoet)

get to know me [5/5] favorite films ⇄ pride & prejudice (2005) Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.

When I hear the avengers theme music my brain’s like “yeah cool heroic okay” but when I hear the Wonder Woman theme music every cell in my body starts vibrating, I become convinced I’ve been imbued with Amazonian strength and it takes an inordinate amount of willpower to stop myself from punching a hole in the wall out of sheer pumped-ness.

Sufjan Stevens - Mystery of Love

The name’s Bond… James Bond.

I know you’re still around here somewhere. I love you, therefore you are here.

Franz Wright, from God’s Silence: Poems; “For Frank Stanford,” (via dvoyd)

blue lily, lily blue // maggie stiefvater

Vienna, Austria

We do not call ourselves brave for the little things anymore.

Reyna N.A., HONEY published in: Kingdoms in the Wild (via kingdomsinthewild)

Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff? Only when you’re around to catch me.

Félix Marie Hippolyte-Lucas

French, 1854-1925

A beauty in pink (detail)

Soikkoratamo

character aesthetic recasts: arden cho as luna love good 

“That’s no reason for them to take your things,” he said flatly. 

“D’you want help finding them?” 

“Oh no,” she said, smiling at him. “They’ll come back, they always do in the end.” 

Troye Sivan for Coup de Main Magazine 2016. 

I found this old piece and this phrase has become a reminder to me that I am simply human and that there is grace. In a culture that likes to pretend perfection is achievable, the act of being human is drowning in moral laws and calculated devices. Sometimes it takes courage to change your mind. Sometimes it takes time. A dance of thoughts reflecting a living, breathing heart hand-in-hand with a mind looking for Home. We are growing. We are learning, some awaking. Each day a chance to see differently, to speak differently. Each breath a chance to be fully human, a second chance over and over again.

Adagio from Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker

au wondertrev: the one where steve doesn’t die and they have coffee, read the newspaper, and moonlight as international spies before having annoyingly adorable kids 

soundtrack

01: la vie en rose, louis armstrong

02: do you want to know a secret, the beatles

03: sunday kind of love, etta james 

04: bring it on home to me, sam cooke 

05: dream a little dream of me, ella fitzgerald

11/25/17 // hades & persephone

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.