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dceu otps: wondertrev, batcat, clois 

“i wish we had more time.” 

“you are my world.” 

“i love you. marry me.” 

did i honestly spend 3 hours of my life on this??? 

the answer is yes bc i am trash for all these ships 

enjoy modern sitcom no capes au starring: clois, batcat, wondertrev (bc i was too lazy to do more lol)

the one where they live in nyc and reenact my fave cheesy au’s 

lois & clark still work together, live together and are essentially new york’s cutest non-couple. much to the annoyance of literally everyone that knows them, lane and kent remain in blissful denial, refusing to acknowledge the growing tension and chemistry until a new love interest forces them to confront what has been building between them ever since clark first tripped in front of her. 

bruce is a rich guy looking for purpose in his life. and this is the story of how he accidentally adopts a bunch of orphans, which does a lot for his will to live but not a lot for his love life. this all changes, however, when he stumbles upon selina kyle, a witty and beautiful woman that works at a struggling art museum and is not afraid to call him out on his bs. he finds himself showing up at said museum a lot more than necessary, especially when his kids begin to get equally attached to her. yep, he’s definitely screwed.  

diana is the ceo at an amazing company; steve is her personal assistant. need i say more?? though they’ve always been a great team and well aware of their own chemistry, diana’s hesitant to cross the line (bc once you do, you can never go back ya feel). when diana is forced to bring a fake date to boost appearances for the board, however, she turns to the man who knows her better than anyone—fake dating’s nothing when real feelings are involved. 

batfam pt1 (can u tell i got really lazy as i went along lol) aka my fave fam out of everyone in marvel/dc

headcanons: 

jason & selina gossip in spanish all the time (”selina, i know you’re talking about me!” “wha---i mean, que?”)

babs and cassandra make obscure references to 19th century literature and enjoy long periods of just reading in each other’s company

dick and tim do handstand competitions like the children they are

duke insists he’s the only sane man in the house

*in reality that’s alfred. done w everyone tbh. 

damien tricks everyone into driving him around and getting him ice cream

helena’s everyone’s little princess and they take turns watching over her (jason is not allowed to do this by himself. “jeez, you almost drop a kid one time!”)

certain members are not allowed to play scrabble anymore (coughstephanie) bc of what happened last time. 

dick and alfred take over and go all out when planning batcat’s wedding. there is weeping. and doves. and extraveganza. tbh it’s probs televised (this is the waynes, after all) and people legit get up early and gather in parks to watch it like it’s the royal wedding

everyone goes to selina for love advice to which she is all too happy to oblige. (”so how did you know you loved bruce?” “hmm, maybe the first time he almost died.”) 

there’s a pool on when dick and barbara are going to get back together, a constant game of will they won’t they. they do. 

bruce attends all the parent-teacher conferences and is determined to be the ultimate PTA parent (”please everyone knows i can make better cupcakes than susan!” “bruce, honey, no.”)

everyone stops by the mansion, from lois&clark, to diana, to harley and ivy, to random cats and everything is warm and wonderful and full of love. 

*this took forever and i spent an embarrassingly long time on this pls validate me