He Is Very Cute, He Will Probably Attack Me With Love. I Shall Still Go Out This Door

He is very cute, he will probably attack me with love. I shall still go out this door

And is ready

I think we need some dog sized bees. Or better yet, horse sized bees! Specifically the fluffy bees, btw. They are so soft and cute and I just want to pet them and hold them and fly on their backs and be best friends with them. I think a new would make a very good best friend :))

JUST LOOK AT HOW SOFT AND CUTE THEY ARE! I JUST WANNA BE HIS BESTEST FREN! 🐝

Important announcement! Dragons are real, alive and well. Ok so hear me out, a dragon is just a winged creature with scales. (Fire breathing is not a requirement because there are elemental dragons among other types so not all dragons breathe fire.) Do you know what else is a winged creature with scales? Butterflies and moths. Therefore, according to our formula for dragons, both butterflies and moths are modern day dragons. You might be thinking to yourself, "I didn't know that butterflies and moths have scales." Well my dear friend they do, their wings are covered in scales which leads me to my next point:

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue taught us this as kids and we just didn't realize. In the Great Fairy Rescue the fairies are painting the butterflies wings. One of the butterflies gets spooked and flies away before the wings are fully painted. Underneath the paint the butterfly is white. Guess what? If you touch a butterfly, you run the risk of rubbing off it's scales. When the scales come off, white wings are revealed. Honestly, this might be proof that faries are real too.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

If I ever date someone and they remind me to take my medications or they check that I have, I will simply marry them. For someone to care about me so much that they are willing to remember what times I have to take my pills is just so unbelievably sweet. Maybe I have low standards but this would make me swoon.

(don't worry, my standards are slightly higher than this XD)

The amount of uninhibited euphoria I get from swinging really high on a swing and then leaning back far enough to feel like I'm upside down is insane. Is there a way to bottle this feeling and take it as a pill? I feel like it would be a good antidepressant ngl