I Think We Need Some Dog Sized Bees. Or Better Yet, Horse Sized Bees! Specifically The Fluffy Bees, Btw.

I think we need some dog sized bees. Or better yet, horse sized bees! Specifically the fluffy bees, btw. They are so soft and cute and I just want to pet them and hold them and fly on their backs and be best friends with them. I think a new would make a very good best friend :))

JUST LOOK AT HOW SOFT AND CUTE THEY ARE! I JUST WANNA BE HIS BESTEST FREN! 🐝

Ok please just hear me out on this one. So you know how sometimes people put something in their mouth, like a pencil, to hold it bc their hands are full? They are using their mouth as a third hand. Now this is where things get wild. Let's consider the mouth as two hands, each jaw being its own individual hand. Humans are really cool because we have opposable thumbs, but when you think about it, the tongue is the 'mouth-hand' equivalent to an opposable thumb. The definition of opposable thumb is "a thumb that can be placed opposite the fingers of the same hand." If our jaw is our hand, and our teeth are our fingers, that would make out tongue a thumb. The tongue can move left and right, which would oppose the veridical movement of our jaws. Even if we only say out bottom jaw has a thumb (tongue), because that is the "hand" the thumb is attached to, that still means we would have a third hand with a thumb. By definition our tongue is the opposable thumb, of the 'mouth-hand.' (I know this isn't like, scientifically sound... But it's a fun concept to think about. Plus with this (slightly irrational and incorrect) argument, you could say any animal with a jaw, teeth, and tongue have opposable thumbs.) Thank you for coming to my TedTalk :))

People really be saying, "don't go into art, you won't be able to make a living." They should have told me, "don't go into art, it's hard." Man I love art but dang going to college for art is aHhHHHHhh

To men who wear fun socks,

I absolutely love all of you. You undeniably make my days better. I could be having the most shit day ever but if I see a man wearing duck or teddy bear or geese with knives or axolotl ect. socks my day is instantly 100x better. Please keep wearing fun socks and if you happen to be wearing some right now please tag me in pictures of your fun socks because it will always make me smile. Thank you guys for making the world a better place on sock at a time <33

A couple of my grapes tasted like raisins and I'm really upset about it 🤢🤮😭

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