I mostly create my own incorrect quotes for a variety of fandoms. I write fanfiction over on AO3 under the same name so I can take requests. I'm an adult but most of my content reads like a teenager wrote it. She/her lesbian
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*watching Lockwood & Co. Lockwood comes on screen for the first time*
My mom: “I think he’s a ghost”
Me: “no, his face is just like that”
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
Say what you want about Allison and Isaac but he matches her freak in a way Scott could never. He can have his cute dinner dates with Kira, let Isaac handle the shirtless standoff
Crystal: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Charles?
Charles: No
Edwin: I do
Crystal: I know, Edwin
Edwin: I went to hell
Crystal: I know, Edwin
Edwin and Niko make me miss Dirk and Mona :(
headcanon that every time Niko sees something on social media about something that would send a Victorian child into a coma, she immediately tries it on Edwin.
Same character, different font (and color scheme)
it’s a shame that Declan “mommy and clone-mommy issues” Lynch never got to visit 300 Fox Way
The Lynch brothers are a Reverse Robins AU without Damien.
OUAW Ep 1 transcript
This took longer than I expected so I don't know if anyone else has started transcribing since I started this. I tried my best but feel free to let me know if there are errors. There are a few places where I just could not understand what they were saying. Hopefully the link works, I'm bad with technology.
Episode 46 spoilers
*After Kremy dies*
The Jabberwocky: I want to be very clear, I have no problem with your sexuality. This is-
Frost: Homophobe!
Jabberwocky: it’s not a homophobe thing!
Gricko: you hit both of the gay ones!
Torbek: wow, that’s fucked up, man
My mom also can’t remember what that one evil Grisha sidekick lady’s name is so she just started calling her Bangs O’malley for some reason.
I loved that the D&D movie really felt like a campaign. Doing a bunch of backstory at the beginning establishing how the characters know each other like in a session zero, overpowered DMPC that has to leave the story because they’d be too helpful, finding important information at a tavern, etc. They don’t reference gameplay and yet you know exactly how it’s the game.
we need Jimmy to stay on the podcast just to remind them Hermie exists
The second I heard the opening notes of the intro, I knew exactly what the first line would be. Could not have possibly predicted the rest of it though because wtf
Knives don’t kill people, only the narrative
Many stories (movies, podcasts, books, etc.) have made me cry, but shout out to “Dungeons and Daddies” for being the only story that made me immediately go tell my mom that I love her and then burst into tears
Can I draw fan art for your writing?
Hell yeah! :D
Janitor!Brad predictions/headcanons from someone who is actually a janitor (basically a list of things they tell you not to do):
dusts right over people’s heads so it falls on them
“accidentally” throws out some of David’s belongings and watches him spend an hour trying to find them
interrupts every emotionally intense conversation by loudly opening a garbage bag right next to them, scaring the shit out of them
overhears great blackmail material because people don’t notice he’s there
steals toilet paper
kicks CW out of the janitor’s closet
mops over people’s feet
wipes down people’s chairs with a wet rag right before they were about to sit down
vacuums at the least convenient times
is terrible at driving the floor cleaning machines, which is actually kind of good for the people he tries to run over
uses the “i’m just a janitor” way more than necessary
throws out food if it’s been in the fridge for more than one day
every time there’s chaos the camera cuts to him aimlessly wiping something and looking amused
finds the pettiest reasons to accuse David of oppressing him. “Brad, I know you were about to go on your lunch break but could you refill the paper towels first?” “It’s always the people at the bottom who have to make the most sacrifices, never you bosses at the top.”
it was supposed to be a night janitor job but he wants to feel included so works during the day. David lets him because he missed him
always seems to need to clean the conference room when they’re having meetings
actually kind of enjoys it because it’s the first time he’s in a low stakes situation because there’s nothing more Zack would want to take from him
Doctor Strange Spoilers
Erik: *kills a bunch of people because his good intentions were corrupted*
Charles: No one is beyond saving
Stephen Strange: *kills a bunch of people because his good intentions were corrupted*
Charles: Idk, let’s kill him with a tuning fork, lol
Doctor Strange Spoilers Kind of?
If I ever turn evil, just get Patrick Stewart to look into my eyes and say that “just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean their lost forever” line with his gentle, understanding eyes. I will do the fastest life makeover in the world. I will speed run that redemption arc. I will fix my mistakes so fast it breaks the space-time continuum out of sheer force of will to not disappoint him.