The Way That I Got Instantly Jumpscared...

The way that I got instantly jumpscared...

"Stolas only likes Blitz for his body!"

"They just want to fuck!"

"They'll never truly get together-"

YOUR HONOR HE LOVES HIM😭

As someone whose favorite female of the ghost band is cumulus... yeah

people who get weird fatphobic tunnel vision about cumulus and automatically assign her the mommy title weird me out!! she likes dancing with the rest of the pack she loves being held by aether and swiss she kisses aurora during rituals she gets made fun of for the typos she can’t stop making she makes fun of swiss’ and sunshine’s dumb flirting and still falls for it she’ll post rain’s most cursed looking meals to the groupchat with the caption ‘girl dinner’ she’s one of the goofiest ghoulettes and yall are cowards for not fleshing her out beyond hur hur fat = mom figure

Blitz being characterized as the moon in Stolas's music video, 'the moon looks beautiful, isn't it?' meaning 'I love you' in Japanese.......do you see my vision

If you were to tell me that while watching nerdy prudes must die, I would start hearing a Christian having sex with a ghost after I nearly saw a girl kill her crush just to save the world? I would believe you, why? Because it's fucking starkid

[SPOILERS FOR THE FNAF MOVIE]

I just came back from the fnaf movie... I'm never gonna be normal. Ever. This is my sign that I'm never gonna be normal

First off, CORY, THE LIVING TOMBSTONE AND MATPAT???? OH MY GOD MY BELOVEDS (MATPAT EVEN SAID BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!! YIPPEE!)

Second, I was a bit sad that we didn't get to see the fnaf bitting head thingy with c.c, but we DID get a scene where freddy fucking bites off the top part of a girl's body and her lower part fucking falls to the ground (the gore and violence in this movie is INSANE. The cupcake eating the dudes face, the dude having his whole face shredded, and Vanessa getting fucking chocked and stabbed)

Speaking of her. A. Very happy she didn't have any romance with Mike, B. Vanessa being William's kid is NOT something I expected, C. WILLIAM SAYING THE LINE!!! "I ALWAYS COME BACK." .... YIP-

At the end it says come find me.... I think I'm gonna be sick

I'm also gonna be sick with the fact that it's a three year contract, so we're gonna have two more movies (but like, in a good autistic way for both. Ifykyk)

8/10 movie, I would give it a 10/10 but I'm knocking 1 point off because of the lore inaccuracy and another point off for the stuff that wasn't resolved (like Williams motives not being talked about, Mike not being in his family, and C.C just straight up not being real)