I Started Reading Fully Ready To Be A Hater But I Have Been Convinced And Am Now A Nibbly Stan.

I started reading fully ready to be a hater but I have been convinced and am now a Nibbly Stan.

Can someone please explain to me what exactly Nibbly’s done wrong? I mean, he only eats one person a year, and considering the fact that his brothers use mind control and magic, eating someone is a much lesser torture. He isn’t the one who runs the Honey Festival, that’s his cultists (until we get a full rundown of his personality and how the festival/pageant was set up he has plausible deniability), and he certainly isn’t making these women fight and hurt each other for a crown he probably isn’t aware even exists. In fact, the person he eats is usually extremely selfish - the ‘hungriest’ person wins - is that not a benefit to the local community? Sure, Linda Monroe is iconic, but is she a nice person? If you knew her, would you befriend her? Would she befriend you? The same goes for Zoe Chambers, as much as we all love the true Latte Hatte, she was using her grandmother, outed her brother, was willing to kill for a crown and was dating an asshole cop, allowing him to kill her grandmother. Either way it wouldn’t have been a big loss, it was really a two birds with one stone situation when both Zoe and Linda died. Actually, Nibbly eating just one person leads to more than one awful, selfish person being removed from Hatchetfield, you just know that people were celebrating. Also, Nibbly rewards the people who bring him a sacrifice, partially because he presumably knows the heavy mental toll that this kind of work could bring. Plus, he probably eats people really quickly so their suffering is minimised. We only see Nibbly as a villain because of who his family is and because we see the events of Honey Queen through Linda’s eyes. I’m still seeking justice for Nibbly, fight me.

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3rd one !

this one has only peter and zev (other guy left). i accidentally left my mic off for a lot of the game and also killed myself for views so those two have the spotlight in this one lol

Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

hatchet verse theory: the senses

spoilers for nightmare time and the mainline plays

Okay, let’s fucking go, I think that the lords in black correlate to the 5 main human senses

disclaimer: I have no idea if someone has made this theory before and it still needs some work

Nibbly: Nibbly is very obvious, Nibbly is taste. Being the LiB’s glutton he eats people alive and has a giant lollipop in NPMD.

Blinky: Blinky is also obvious, Blinky is sight. Blinky’s entire thing is watching. His shit in Watcherworld is all about getting an entertaining show. Also in NPMD he has a phone likely referencing the all seeing nature of social media as referenced in Watcherworld

Pokey: Pokey is just a little harder to place, however Pokey is hearing, he started the musical apocalypse.

Wiggly: this one is a fucking stretch but I think Wiggly is touch because of the constant references of his squishy belly and soft fur

Tinky: the problem child, I have no clue how Tinky could connect to the last remaining sense of smell

if you have any additional things to mention please say them, this theory is hardly on its legs here and I need to either build it up or knock it the hell over.

im gonna be sick