Linda Monroe - Tumblr Posts
Hey I just realised something-
Gerald didn't go out to get a Wiggly nor did he seem particularly enthusiastic about it during Black Friday
Doesn't that imply that Gerald was perfectly happy and content in his life with Linda while she wasn't. Doesn't that mean that Gerald loves his life with Linda and his kids.
Can we think about the implications on this. How Gerald is truly happy and doesn't want anything else while Linda clearly does.
Of all the arbitrary numbers, why HUONE. It should be a nice even number that we can all agree upon! Like four!! 😔 *disapproval noises*
I thought all sales were final 🤨
look, you’re not getting all the Wigglys you SICKO 😤
Well NOW you’ll be hearing from MY attorney!!!!!! 😡
Higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw, are you aware that my client Sherman young is being discriminated against— 🤓☝️
SHUT UP GARY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
UOHHHHHHHOOO RIGHT IN THE SUPEENUH!!!!!!!!! 😓😓😓😓😓😓
Linda: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.
Gerald: I know this. And I love you.
River: Trent hit me!
Linda: What am I, your bodyguard? Hit him back.
To me Linda Monroe is current-day Tanya freemont. They are the same woman
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Linda Monroe and her darling sons at the mall :)
(They're getting Wiggly blond hair dye so he can fit in.)
Lauren Lopez has such insane range because why doesn’t it register that that’s the same face. That’s. The exact same face. But those are two different people.
The Lords’ Blorbos
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The Lords’ Blorbos
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grace chasity is more important than literally everyone else. hope this helps.
I have this headcannon that at some point during their affair, Gary fell hopelessly in love with Linda and she's just completely oblivious about it
Does anyone like... Know how to write fanfiction??? Bc I have tons of ideas and I think I'm a decently alright writer (not that great, but like not particularly bad either), I just don't really know where to start. Help?????
I’m just lining up my shot.
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(ps. looks lighter because screen)
Honey queen drawings cause i love it so much
My first attempt at ID! tell me if i need to fix anything ^_^
I’m Just Lining Up My Shot.
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Redraw!!
wait I love how the lords in black all have like their own little guys
wiggly: uncle wiley
pokey: paul
Tinky: ted
Blinky: bill
nibbly: Linda or Ronan
I also find it interesting that their names are similar to their Little Guys’s names (except for nibbly, damn him to hell).
I started reading fully ready to be a hater but I have been convinced and am now a Nibbly Stan.
Can someone please explain to me what exactly Nibbly’s done wrong? I mean, he only eats one person a year, and considering the fact that his brothers use mind control and magic, eating someone is a much lesser torture. He isn’t the one who runs the Honey Festival, that’s his cultists (until we get a full rundown of his personality and how the festival/pageant was set up he has plausible deniability), and he certainly isn’t making these women fight and hurt each other for a crown he probably isn’t aware even exists. In fact, the person he eats is usually extremely selfish - the ‘hungriest’ person wins - is that not a benefit to the local community? Sure, Linda Monroe is iconic, but is she a nice person? If you knew her, would you befriend her? Would she befriend you? The same goes for Zoe Chambers, as much as we all love the true Latte Hatte, she was using her grandmother, outed her brother, was willing to kill for a crown and was dating an asshole cop, allowing him to kill her grandmother. Either way it wouldn’t have been a big loss, it was really a two birds with one stone situation when both Zoe and Linda died. Actually, Nibbly eating just one person leads to more than one awful, selfish person being removed from Hatchetfield, you just know that people were celebrating. Also, Nibbly rewards the people who bring him a sacrifice, partially because he presumably knows the heavy mental toll that this kind of work could bring. Plus, he probably eats people really quickly so their suffering is minimised. We only see Nibbly as a villain because of who his family is and because we see the events of Honey Queen through Linda’s eyes. I’m still seeking justice for Nibbly, fight me.
Got this funny image in my head of little tim waiting in the backseat of emmas car at the mall and looks over to see gerald also waiting in the backseat of lindas car munching on a box of raisins or some shit.