eahravenmh - eahbluemh35
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she/her, and I'm old enough to drink. plus, they're adults. Mdni

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Holly: Can I Please Have Two Guyros

Holly: Can I please have two guyros

Ginger: Gyros

Holly: Yeah, guyros two of them bitches

Ginger: Gyros

Blondie: Can we please have two gayros

Poppy: can I have one

Blondie: Anyway, two gayros, and it's my birthday today

Ginger: Dawg

Poppy: I know you fucking heard me you walking ring pop !

Ginger: How about you perras get out !

Holly: Damn bitch, is you greek or Spanish?

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10 months ago

Guys, guess who pulls an all-nighter. ME I DID IT

It was an accident i didn't mean to do it and I'm tired as fuck right but I have coffee so.....

10 months ago

Apple: Are you schisophrenic, Blondie?

Blondie looks at Cupid

Cupid as a hallucination: tell her no, chérie

Blondie: No

Apple: You sure

Blondie: Yes

Apple: You keep looking at a wall. There's no one there !


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10 months ago

Sparrow was sick, and he began to breathe out of his mouth and cerise started to crash out

Cerise: I had enough!!

Sparrow: What?

Cerise: Do you always breathe like that !!

Sparrow: No, is that I'm sick, that why

Cerise: Stay in your fucking dormroom!


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9 months ago

Darling: My wife thighs are like ear muffs

Dexter: the fuck ?

Darling: Sorry, what was that

Dexter: Sis, no one asked where the hell did that come from

Darling: Sorry I blacked out one more time

Dexter sees that one of her pupils is big: Sis, ginger hit you on your head with a wood rolling pin. I think you have cte

Darling: I smell pennies

Dexter: Cool. Hospital?


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10 months ago

Can you do dexven pls?

Dexter: Are you wearing my shirt ?

Raven: Yeah

Dexter: I'm gonna wear your shirt too

Raven: Babe, wait, hold on

Dexter wears Raven's shirt: I think I'm stuck

Raven: Just rip it

Dexter: I can't


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