24/he/they/ this blog is mostly for my friends and I to log our silly little moments/ and ofc for me to read unholy things
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Me: But The T I D D I E S
Me: “but the T I D D I E S”
Pip-Pip: “I know you like boobs Ehvee, but it’s weird, cus your gay”
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DJ: [wiping things down and throws a towel at me] “oh shit-”
Me: “this is my revenge for the pocket ketchup,” [winds up towel and flicks him with it]
Partner, trying to take an order without losing it: [intense staring while getting progressively more red trying not to laugh] “please don’t kill DJ we need him for close”
Me, watching a cutscene of ichiban getting out of jail: “where’s the scruff?”
CPII: “his scruff is gone”
Me, panicking for Ichiban: “HE’S SCRUFFLESS?!”
Me: [walks out of the bathroom, noting a void of smoke]
> smells it like a goddamn idiot
> "who's vape cloud? It’s so thick-"
> realizes it's not a regular vape
"that's not a vape it's WEED"
CPII: [singing Nasty Girl in Hagrid’s voice]
Me, begging: “MAKE IT STOP”
Dad, high while sitting in his chair: “…yeah not a fan of saliva-“
Me: [licks finger to poke him with]
Dad: “Everen I will kick you in the dick you wish you had,”