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Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies dies at 72. RIP 🖤

I still need… a wand. — Well, you’ll want Ollivanders. No place better. Run along there, but wait. I just got one more thing I got to do.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

"It's the eyes, I reckon. They unnerve some people."

"Not to mention the pincers... clck, clck, clck..."

golden trio + colourful and/or pastel requested by anonymous

Yeh know wha’, Harry? When I firs’ met you, you reminded me o’ me a bit. Mum an’ Dad gone, an’ you was feelin’ like yeh wouldn’t fit in at Hogwarts, remember? Not sure yeh were really up to it … an’ now look at yeh, Harry! School champion!

The Boy who Lived

Harry, I cannot explain how much I love you dearly. You and your adventures are written in stone, forever a part of me. I may forget about the Golden Trio, and Dumbledore, Hagrid, Gred and Forge, etc., but whenever I pick up the Sorcerers stone, my chest warms, and the gears turn and pull on my heart strings. Happy Birthday, I want to devour every syllable, word, and story of you, Ron and Hermione’s battles. You make me who I am, and fill thousands of millions, of billions of hearts and brains across the Earth. We are, and will always be your family. Always. Love, Carly W

so like, what happens if a muggle gets bitten by a werewolf? i mean, it has to have happened at some point, right. do they get a crash course on ‘magic is real’, or does the ministry just sort of leave them to their own devices with absolutely no knowledge of what happened to them?

Hagrid carried both Draco and Harry. (Prisoner of Azkaban, Deathly Hallows P2)

I have this huge, ex-military biker guy neighbour who is like 80% handlebar moustache and has a ponytail halfway to his ass and him and all his huge biker guy friends all have tiny dogs and special, motorcycle safe seats for them on their bikes and my favourite things is when they all come roaring in on their bikes and take their tiny dogs out of their little studded leather safety carriers there is this loud cacophony of kissy sounds and full blown baby voices like “was that fun sweetie” and “who’s my handsome boy”

Does anybody know of any good fics involving Hagrid seeing Sirius while he was in Azkaban during the second book?

“There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.”

R.I.P. Robbie Coltrane (March 30, 1950 - October 14, 2022)

Hermione has some moments that are pretty darn relatable in Prisoner of Azkaban… 😬 

A big shoutout to my patrons for voting for me to make a comic of a scene that wasn’t in the books! They suggested I try drawing a scene that was mentioned, but never shown, so I drew this scene of Hagrid helping Hermione through a particularly rough time in PoA! I hope you guys enjoy! 😊

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Vampire Orphan

Chapter 3

After a while he fell asleep too and slept quite a while, until they suddenly both heard unnaturally loud footsteps coming the stairs to the prison down. Lilith automatically moved closer to Jack, who tightened his grip on her. A man, who's about 8ft tall. He got a brown thick beard and brown thick hair, which goes to his shoulders. He wore a brown long coat and a pink umbrella in his right hand. He stomped right to the cell where Lilith and Jack were sitting in. "Lilith?", the man asked, as he stands in front of the door   "Y-yes?", the girl choked out. Her heart was pounding so fast, that it hurts and she could have sworn that Jack could hear it. "What are you doing in here?", the man asked. "Who are you?", the girl asked ignoring his question and calmed a bit, when Jacks grip on her tightened even more. "Oh, how rude of me. I'm Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys and grounds in Hogwarts. I came to give you this letter. Must say you were good hidden down here in Port Royal.", he said, as he pulled out an old looking letter with a red wax seal. Lilith stood up and slowly walked over to the metal bars. He gave her the letter trough them. 'Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry' she read on it. "That's supposed the be a joke, right?", Lilith asked. Jack came up behind her and read the same as she did before. "No, you're a witch, Lilith.", Hagrid said. "I'm a what?", she asked not believing the man in front of her. "A witch. Did never happen something you couldn't explain, when you were angry or sad?" The eleven year old stood there for a moment and thought about the time, when suddenly the hair of a girl set fire. Back then she was in the cafeteria from her orphanage. Lilith sat alone like always in the last row. In front of her sat a group of girls. One of them always thought she was better than anyone else. She always talked bad about others and treated her friends badly. On this particular day she spoke extra loud, to be sure everyone including Lilith could hear her. She first made fun out of Lilith but as she brought her mother in, Lilith lost it. Suddenly the girls hair was on fire. Her eyes turned completely black and her canines grew. But soon the screams from the students and the teachers pulled her out of her trance, her eyes and canines were back to normal. Luckily everybody was to busy with the girl and nobody saw Lilith's transformation. "Lilith?", Hagrid asked pulling her out of her thoughts. "You're parents were wizard and witch too, you know?", Hagrid said. "What?", she asked not believing him once more," they never told me that.", Lilith finished sadly. "Oh, I'm sure they had their reasons.", he tried to make her feel better. Jack still sat in the back of the cell and just listened to the conversation. "But what by Merlins beard are you doing in a prison and we're are your parents?", the eight foot tall asked. "My... my parents are dead and I tried to rescue Jack but turned out that it didn't work out how I wished it to be.", the girl explained shortly. "Well, I personally think it worked pretty well, luv.", Jack spoke the first time since Hagrid is there. "D-did you hear all of that?", Hagrid asked now clearly nervous. "I uh, maybe?", it sounded more like a question than an actual reply. " I'm really sorry but looks like I have to oblivate you.", Lilith swore she heard a bit sadness in his voice. "To what?!", they both asked at the same time. "To oblivate. Means I will cast a quick spell on him and you will forget what happened here. It won't hurt but we have to hide our abilities from muggles. Means non magic people.", he explained after he saw the confused faces from both of them. "No!", Lilith cried out. "I'm sorry, Lilith, but that are the rules.",Hagrid responded. "I support Lilith's side.", the Captain threw in. "If you want to hex him you have to hex me first and I will not go anywhere. I stick to my Captain!", Lilith stated. " I feel deeply honored but may I ask how you planed to get out of here?", Jack responded. With that Hagrid pointed his umbrella at the lock from the cell door. Suddenly there came sparks out of the tip and the lock exploded. Jack and Lilith both jumped back and we're speechless. Hagrid tried to open the door but when he touched it, it flew from the anchoring and landed on the ground in front of the feet from Lilith and Jack. Lilith shrieked and jumped right into the Captain's arms. "Oh, didn't want that to happen.", the half giant murmured surprised. Not long after three soldiers came running the stairs down, probably alarmed from the loud thud the door had made. But before they could have done anything Hagrid shoot another spell and they were petrified and fell to the ground, just like the door before. Lilith and Jack stated wide eyed at what just happened. "Come on, Lilith. I need to explain you a few more things.", Hagrid said. "I'm not leaving without him. Even if he doesn't want me as a crew member anymore. I'm not thinking of leaving him here!", the girl stated. Hagrid looked frustrated between the door to freedom and the two of them. He muttered a small ,"fine", and grabbed both by their arm and disapparated them out of the prison. Lilith saw that they were under a bridge by the haven. Around them were a few boxes and barrels so it was hard to see them. " Lilith I need you in front of the leaky cauldron in London on the first of September at 8am and you have to promise that the muggle doesn't say a word about magic!", the 8ft tall said. "I swear to the pirate code I won't tell a soul!", Jack answered as he held on hand to his chest and the other in the air. "Good.", Hagrid said, looking curiously at the Captain, "here's a map from London. Could be helpful for you. See you then.". "But wait, how am I supposed to come to London?", Lilith looked up from the map in her hands, when she didn't got an answer to see that Hagrid disappeared. "No problem, luv, we just need a ship and then we sail to Tortuga for  crew and rum. And after that I can drop you of in London.", Jack explained. "You still want me as a crew member?", the girl asked clearly a bit nervous. "Of course, luv, why shouldn't I?", at that point confusion was written on his face and he tried to think why he shouldn't want to her as a crew member anymore but couldn't get an answer from himself. "Well, since I'm a witch. I thought-" "don't you dare think something like that. I think it's a great accomplishment, which could be useful for us.", he cut her off, "and for now we have to comandeer a ship, luv.". The girl nodded and he pulled her nearer to the haven and explained her his plan. "So let me get this we put one of the boats over our head walk under water to the HMS Dauntless climb on it and steal it?", the girl asked not believing the pirate that he's serious with his plan. "We comandeer the ship!", Jack answered kind of annoyed. "This is madness!", she stated. "Before we do this how much do you hang on your life?", he asked ignoring her last sentence. "I don't care if I die I've got nothing to lose.", she replied. " Good then we don't have to worry.", the pirate said relieved, "Ok, then let's go.", was the last thing Lilith heard before Jack took her hand and sneaked to the boats. Both hid there for a minute not really want to be caught, before they heaved the boat over their heads and ran in the water. Soon they were meters under the water surface walking to the Dauntless, with their heads still above the water. "Still think it's mad, luv?", the pirate smiled. "It is! But somehow brilliant at the same time.", Lilith stated surprised. "Well I'll take that as a complement.", Jack smiled looking slightly over his shoulder to her, "but we're not done yet, savvy?". Savvy!", she smiled back. "Alright, we're here. Now we just swim to the surface and climb on top of the ship, savvy?", he explained to make sure she knows what the plan is. "Aye, Captain!", she answered. "I like how you put everything I taught you in use.", he smirked showing his gold teeth. "Want to leave a good impression, savvy?", she said pronouncing savvy extra and jack smiled even wider at the word. "Oh, You already have, luv.", Lilith smiled once again a little. "Ready?", the Captain asked. "Ready!"Lilith replied determined. "1...2...3!", Jack counted.

Ok so. my friend and i were rewatching the harry potter series. we were talking about how Harry should’ve been in slytherin and we made an entire concept for how we would write harry potter. i felt it was simply too good not to share. it’s literally just a bunch of somewhat connecting bullet points, but i might actually write it down in the future.

this came to be after we watched the second one, (mind you i’m an english major and my roommate is an Art history major) and talked about how we personally don’t like that one, and so much could’ve been improved with the chamber of secrets plot in general if harry had been in slytherin. The bullet points start with the first movie.

HARRY POTTER(AKA SLITHERIPOTTER)

Part 1: Childhood/ Hagrid

- vernon and petunia more neglectful, no room “if you don’t bother us we don’t bother you” deal

- when harry was a baby and would cry the fuses would go out

- at age 8, harry gets left at school, walks dejectedly to bus stop. Gets on bus has no money bus driver angry random stranger(LUPINN) pays for ticket.

- harry sits and looks for man to thank him (lupin was behind) doesn’t know where he went

- aunt and uncle afraid of harry. (aunt worse)

- aunt and uncle treat him better in public to be seen normal

- dudley intentionally getting harry in trouble, mommy complex. notices mom is nicer to him when she gets mad at harry.

-Aunt is an alcoholic, afraid of her nephew. aunt feels melancholy for her sister.

- harry shows symptoms of ADD(Attention deficit disorder) and GAD(Generalized anxiety disorder)

-Dudley’s birthday at zoo still happens. harry still talks to snake there. afterward harry locked in room.

- Dudley first sees harry’s letter, and reveals to parents. Excess of letters happens, Harry locked out of house in retribution.

HAGRID’S ENTRANCE:

- harry walks to park, hears motorcycle, flips tf out bc yknow, it’s flying.

- hagrid finds harry+ introduces him to the wizard world

-Gringotts still happens

-harry and hagrid go to train together. Hagrid and harry wave.

PART2 :THE TRAIN AND SORTING

- ron and harry bump heads, (harry leaving his lil compartment to find bathroom, ron looking for a seat) ron realizes harry’s identity when seeing his scar.

- harry happy to make a one friend, but confused as to how ron knew who he was

- ron explains legend vaguely

-Trolly shenanigans ensue

-Hermione sees trolly shenanigans(both of their faces are chovered in chocolate) and is disgusted , talks how her parents are dentists.

- hermione sees scar freaks out

-harry and ron slightly dislike hermione

- forces herself into it, hermione keeps asking weird questions, harry confused, hermione leaves

- “i’m so excited for sorting i want gryffindor” - ron

- harry confused. sorting mentioned but not much

- harry still doesn’t know his hair is messed up, notices draco looking at him. looks at him then looks away bc mcgonagall is there.

- as they’re going up the stairs, Ron explains houses. Loves Gryffindor, slytherin worst of worst(evil if you go to syntherin.) hufflepuff kind, ravenclaw smart

SORTING:

- Mcgonagall sorting people, draco making his way through the crowd for harry with crabbe and goyle following. Harry sees.

-when harry walks in the great hall, he feels eyes on him. it’s snape.

- Ron gets called, taps harry”I’ll see you later” energy

-Ron in hufflepuff, confused, can’t make eye contact with harry.

- ron looks over to brothers in gryffindor, (all near eachother) they’re disappointed

-harry really confused

-hermione sorted ravenclaw

-harry gets distracted as he tries to figure out the houses from who he’s seen her sorted into them. Draco gets called up, bumps harry, looks back at harry + eye contact.

- harry called, sorted into syntherin, Malfoy smirks and gestures next to him. Harry is panicking bc of what ron told him earlier

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tis the end for now

tysm for reading this

I am gutted to hear that Robbie has died hagrid was my favourite character and Robbie took him and made him one of the most loved

The sad thing is, the intention here is for us to agree with Hagrid and find what Draco went through funny and an appropriate punishment. In reality it was child abuse but somehow I'm not surprised that this ethically rather mean-spirited (if you know, you know) author would think otherwise and inflict her revenge fantasies on a fictional child instead of going to therapy.

As for Hagrid, that unqualified, incompetent moron should've never been hired as a professor of anything in the first place. He can't be trusted with children's safety.

“Yeh’ll do wha’yer told,” he growled, “or I’ll be takin’ a leaf outta Professor Moody’s book. ... I hear yeh made a good ferret, Malfoy.”

My love for these professors is really draining away, fast.

So, Moody changed Malfoy into a ferret. An action that is so beyond the pale against the rules Minerva drops her books in shock at what he’s doing.

And now Hagrid is mocking a 14 year old, threatening to do something that readers know he absolutely cannot do (both magic wise legally as well as in ability). The sheer audacity of threatening him with this, for refusing to do an assignment is obscene. Give him detention. Take points. Toss him out of class until he formally apologizes. Give him a zero for the day.

Hagrid threatens this in front of an entire class:

The Gryffindors roared with laughter. Malfoy flushed with anger but apparently the memory of Moody’s punishment was still sufficiently painful to stop him from retorting.

What kind of recourse does he get? Again. None. Draco Malfoy is an absolute brat, a bully, and often a little jerk. But I’ll always be on the child’s side when confronted with such unequal behavior by teachers in positions of authority over them. Hagrid repeatedly puts his students at risk he cannot or will not protect them from.

Even Harry, Ron, and Hermione say it was only a deep love for Hagrid that made them even consider trying to feed the skrewts. Hermione says they should be stamped out before they can breed. They share the exact same view as Draco Malfoy but will never say it aloud.

When I read a book and suddenly a character I like gets hurt or dies(found in google)

Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow.

Yes it has, it really has darkened. So much loss of beautiful souls of the most precious people in the world.

The world has officially darkened.

FAN CHILD OF SNAPE

She is Nebo nix, She was created based on a spell to curse a hallway in Hogwarts, thanks to Snape and Oliver

Oliver was the one who cast the curse, but a part of him was almost consumed by dark magic, since he never cast a spell like that, but since Snape was present, he stayed by his side in the middle of the crisis

Snape had a feeling that something went wrong, so he cast the protego totalum spell, causing all the darkness in Oliver to leave his body, thus creating a being made of dark magic, a creature of seven mouths, four eyes, and six arms

Nebo nix doesn't have sex but they use all the pronouns, she/he/they

In the end, Nebo nix saw Snape and Oliver as his Masters, as technically they both created Nebo, out of love and using dark magic.

Snape and Oliver ended up adopting Nebo in the end, even if she isn't technically human, she can still take on human emotions and feel them, The first to feel affection for Nebo was Oliver, the last was Snape, but, that was more than anything since Nebo was very similar to him, And the three of them formed their little big family.

Some fun facts about Nebo:

She met Hagrid and found his love for magical creatures very interesting. If she could or had met Newt Scamander, they would surely have been great friends.

She thinks Neville is cute and soft

There is a casual joke that whenever Harry Potter approaches Nebo, she always says "hello Harry, goodbye Harry", And she leaves the scene leaving him alone in x random situation

She loves her dad's, Father= Snape and Dad= Oliver

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