Mary Macdonald Strikes Me As The Type Of Girl To Live By The Sea And Wear Seashell Jewelry.

Mary Macdonald strikes me as the type of girl to live by the sea and wear seashell jewelry.

HA! TAKE THAT PEOPLE WHO SAY I HAVENT MET THE RIGHT PERSON!! WE ALREADY RULE THE WORLD!!!

WAIT GUYS

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT

AROMANTICISM IS THE MOST PREVELANT QUEER IDENTITY

THINK ABOUT IT

ALL BACTERIA, ARCHEA AND OTHER SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS ARE AROACE

BUT MOST ANIMALS, PLANTS AND FUNGI, AND OTHER EUKARYOTES REPRODUCE SEXUALLY BUT DO NOT PARTNER UP FOR LIFE

THEREBY BEING AROALLO

AND IN COMBIONATION WITH THE AROACE PROKARYOTES

AROMANTICISM IS THE MOST PREVELANT QUEER IDENTITY BECAUSE IT IS THE DEFAULT THAT 99.9% OF LIFEFORMS ARE

credit to @watermelon-candy11 for VVVV

EDIT: ALSO BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME THE MAJORITY OF CELLS IN THE HUMAN BODY ARE MICROBES

AND BECAUSE THEY ARE AROACE

EVERYONE IS LIKE HALF ARO BY CELL COUNT

I recently met an avid rosekiller hater. I do not comprehend this person.

personally find it funny that i've never met an avid rosekiller hater

everyone just accepts it like "yeah those two psychos check out"

Regulus: James made me feel things.  Dorcas: What things?  Regulus: Feelings.  Dorcas: He made you feel feelings?  Regulus: Yeah.  Dorcas: What a bitch

Marauders Characters and their patronuses

(That is not how it's spelled but leave me alone)

We obvs have the 3 we already know, Sirius - Dog, James - Stag, Peter -Rat(atouille)

Then Remus as a brown cat

That one.

Mary as a squirrel. Don't ask, I just see it.

Lily as an Australian magpie or a lammergeier

Marlene is a falcon

Dorcas as a Barred Owl

Pandora is a fennec fox or a gecko.

Barty as a racoon.

Evan as a ferret or stoat

Regulus as a black cat

Then here are a few less major but still cool characters:

Bellatrix as some type of snake or scorpion

Rita as a robin or bluebird

Narcissa as a swan

Alice as a starling

Frank as a jack russel terrier

I could go on but Im stopping now

So I just found a short story I wrote at 12 about murder gays. I shipped Rosekiller before I even entered this fandom.