The Stick Of Truth

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 10: How to Sneak in on a super-secret government Meeting

I had time today and thought let’s write this chapter in one go! It’s a bit short, like Chapter 9, but these two chapters are there to set up things for the next big chapter, chapter 11.

I still hope you enjoy it!

Apparently having cig and coffee on me and looking Goth, isn’t enough for my dark-spirited friends.

It’s a frame of mind, I sadly lack.

It’s been against society's rules, which I don’t.

Being born a girl in a patriarchy and being bi in a queerphobic land isn’t enough.

This hurts me.

Deeply.

Is this Goth enough or too sarcastic?

Anyway, to prove I’m goth I have to go to the big PTA meeting in the community center, walk right into the middle of that meeting and tape this wonderful sign with written on it “Fuck the conformists!” to their table.

What one due’s for their plans…

So I make my way there all alone since my co-conspirators against King Big Ass are all busy with preparations for our plan.

The PTA meeting is a bomb to go off any second as I walk in. The adults literally talk over each other. They are angry, all right.

I feel kind of awkward standing so randomly there with my stupid sign and even more stupid Goth clothes.

I’m thinking about how to best tap the sign on the table and take the photo, as proof, without anybody seeing me when I hear Mr. Mash saying my name: “Thank you for coming, N.K. Everyone, this is the girl whose family just moved to town.”

A lot of preps stared at me.

I put up my middle finger at them.

No of course not, I waved awkwardly at them, but I got you all for a second, hehe.

“We've become very close friends.”, tells Mr. Marsh everybody. “This child and I witnessed something last night, and I'd like you to hear her story. Go ahead, kiddo.”

I blink.

What happened again last night?

Oh yeah, the space adventure.

“Some alien fuckers kidnapped us to probe us in the ass. Me and my best friend saved anybody on this ship and you Mr. Marsh just left us there.”, I deadpan.

No way, I gonna tell them, we girls crashed the UFO.

“N-Not really what I meant, kiddo.”, awkwardly Mr. Marsh rubs his neck.

It’s still for a few seconds.

“This is a waste of everyone's time!”, shouts a brown-haired man…I think it’s Leo’s dad. “If the PTA isn't going to do something about Taco Bell taking over then the rest of us parents will!”

“YEAH!”

“THAT'S RIGHT!”

 “Let's go!”

“COME ON!”

Following Leo’s dad all, besides the PTA members, leave.

Well, that could have gone better for them.

Not my problem.

I have to fulfill my quest.

As I’m about to tap my sign on the table, Mr. Marsh runs up to me and takes it from my hands.

“Look, I know how you're feeling, ok? But this isn't gonna solve anything. We've got to get inside that "Taco Bell" and find out what's really going on. Help me with that and I'll help you with this.”, promises Mr. Marsh.

“What do you want?”, I ask frowning. “That I do it like a Ninja and break in and search for some dirt on "Taco Bell"?”

“Exactly!”

He can’t be serious!

“I saw you on the ship - you have pretty good control over your farts and you have your Magical Girl Powers!”

….Magical what Girl powers?!

Heh?

What does he mean by that?

Last I checked I’m not Sailor Moon.

If I was Sailor Moon I would be soooo happy.

“Meet me in the bathroom. It's time for you to learn some REAL power.”

Still confused about what Mr. Marsh meant, I follow him to the bathroom.

And I need to learn a new fart technic.

Okay, I get that it’s useful, but still, bah!

Anyway, I master it and Mr. Marsh sends me off to my new quest.

Quests for quests and no end in sight.

Stupid game mechanics.

Frowing with crossed arms I stand before "Taco Bell".

I saw with my own eyes how a man got shot in the head just for asking questions.

Mr. Marsh was right.

It’s more than just to hide the fact that this "Taco Bell" is on UFO. This rip-off Man-in-black are hiding something.

I feel it.

It’s too dangerous to break in alone.

I need backup.

So I try to get someone to join me.

All besides Tammy are busy with preparations, but she tells me Stan can come along if we first help him with something.

This something is to get his phone back from his older sister.

Another quest?

Sure why not.

Not like I already have 30 or so!

Signing, I make my way back to the Eleven Kingdom.

“Your sister is a crazy nasty bitch!”, I tell Stan, as I, he, and Tammy make our way to "Taco Bell".

“Disgusting, absolute, disgusting!”, adds Tammy, checking her new cool fighter armor, courtesy of the elven, for any menstrual blood.

Yes, you read right.

Stan older sister used as attack bloody tampons on us!

“I’m sorry, girls, but imagine living with her 24/7!”, apologize Stan. “At last I have my phone back, really again, thank you.”

“Your welcome, but next time warn us.”, I make clear.

Finally, we are back at "Taco Bell" and I use Sneaky Squeaker, I fucking hate that I have to use it, to lead the two heavy armor soldiers away from the entrance.

Tammy sends me I look and I shrug just.

I know it is nasty, but we don’t have other means.

With the soldiers busy being distracted by the fart we three Ninja our way in.

“This place doesn't really look like a Taco Bell.”, points Stan out.

“It isn’t.”, answers Tammy. “It’s a UFO and they build a Military complex around it.”

“How do you know that?”

“You don’t see the giant UFO?”

“Also, it may be that Tammy and I got abducted by aliens last night and had to fight our way out of it.”, I add.

Stan just stares at us and lets out a long okay.

I have a feeling he saw and heard weirder shit in his life.

Must be a South Park thing.

Anyway, there is a lone soldier whom I lead with Sneaky Squeaker to the electrocuted puddle of water and then use my alien probe-thingy to teleport us to the roof.

We crawl all in the air conduction. After a few seconds, we find a meeting room full of people. We stop and listen.

“...but so far we have been unable to stop the UFO from leaking the toxic waste.”, say’s one of the Men-in-Black. “We've contained all we can but there are no guarantees an outbreak will not occur.”

An older man with an eye patch asks: “And does the alien liquid appear to have the same effect as... last time?”

Suddenly I feel how I shiver and my heart starts to race.

That voice…

I heard it somewhere before…

And if I look more at the Eye-Patch-Grandpa…the more I’m sure I saw I somewhere before.

I don’t like this feeling.

“I'm afraid so.”, answer him Men-in-Black. “When the alien waste reacts with organic material on Earth it turns things into... Nazi zombies.”

A window opens and a man in a Hawaii shirt is in a room behind it, walking really like a zombie and shouting in German.

…I’m imagining things or does he sound like Hitler?!

 “Nazi zombies, what a cliché!”, whispers Tammy.

Stan and I nod, and even the government guys are so done with this too. How often did they encounter this to be so dull about it?

Eye-Patch-Grandpa walks over to a whiteboard which has a drawing of South Park on it and explains to his men and woman: “All right, we're going to have to completely obliterate EVERYTHING in a three-block radius. Find locations for the bombs and bury it all. Then make up a fake story about an earthquake. We can contain the outbreak this time if we act quickly enough. Let's MOVE!”

All stand up to get out of the room.

Suddenly one of the government guys turns around.

He points at a little record on their table.

“Everything we've just talked about has been recorded onto this tape. I'm going to leave it alone here for a few minutes, then come back later and have it encrypted and locked away so nobody ever hears what was said in this meeting.”

“Yes. Good idea.”

With that, all leave the room.

“Well, how practically for us. That’s exactly what the PTA wants.”, I whisper to my friends.

Tammy and Stan nod.

“Adults are so stupid.”, points Stan out.

We start to crawl again, to find a way out of the air conduction.

I’m the first to jump out of it…at the same time as the Nazi Zombie breaks free and kills the soldiers before me!

Oh shit!

Stan, Tammy, and I need our collected forces to kill this overused cliché, but we manage.

“Oh my god! Why?!”, shouts Tammy.

“You guys stay here.”, I tell them. “I get the record and then we get out of here!”

“Hurry, dude!”, pleads Stan.

Fast I snatch the record up and then we three run out of the military complex.

What we see and encounter on our way back to the Elven Kingdom is fucking nuts.

The Nazi Zombies already spread!

So much for containing them!

I hope the adults can at least stop somehow the plan at bombing South Park.

Tammy decided to go with me to the PTA meeting, but first Jimmy ask us if we can help him get a flute.

Seems like we have to do some quests first.

And I still need to place Al Gore’s little machine underground.

The PTA can wait for a bit.

“Okay, we fought Nazi-Zombie-Cows to get Jimmy the flute, beat up an ex-vice president, then him again dressed up as ManBearPig and we meet a talking Christmas shit and his family.”

“Don’t forget all the hobos and Nazi Zombies we beat and/or killed up, Tam.”

“How can I when the Nazi Zombie cat nearly scratched me?! Do you think they can give rabies too, N.K.?”

“I sure hope they don’t.”

Yeah, as you can see Tammy and me had quite the adventures.

On one side it was good because we both level up and Tammy got with any fight better in our RPG, on the other side we both are stressed out.

And we still have our big plan for Cartman, when we just wanna chill and maybe watch a movie and eat some junk food.

At least, not only we gave the record to the PTA, but we also got the goddamn picture the Goths want, and after showing them how Goth I can dance, drink my coffee, and smoke they agree to participate in the RPG!

Yeah!

All is coming perfectly together.

Tammy and I hug each other before Cartman’s house.

Now we must separate before we can rejoin sides again.

“Good luck, with Cartman, sis.”, wishes me, Tammy. “I will see you on the other side.”

“I will see you on the other side.”, I repeat and we hug each other tight.

With that, I enter Kupa Keep.

First I see how Princess Kenny gives me a wink and a nod.

Okay, this means on her side all is according to plan.

Leo gives me a thumbs up, while I see how Token, Tweek, Craig and even Scott nod at me.

Awesome, they are on board too!

“My king.”, I call for Fatass. He is surely in the war tent. “I’m back with good news.”

King Chubby steps out of the war tent, a smile on his face.

“Ah, you have returned!”

“Yes, my lord. The Goths are on our side.”

“Awesome, come, Sir Douchebag, it is time to summon our forces! Simply call them here and your dedication to Kupa Keep will be complete! Climb the signal tower, Sir Douchebag. Call forth your new recruits!”, commands Cartman practically.

If all goes to plan this will be one of the last times he will give me a command.

I play my part.

I climb the carton tower and send with my phone a message to the Goth Kids.

When I climb down again, Cartman calls out: “Everyone gather around!”

We do as he says.

“While the rest of you have been picking your respective arses, Sir Douchebag has gone out and brought help to our kingdom.”, berates them Cartman. All play their role, looking disappointed at themselves. “Sir Douchebag, it is time to give you a title worthy of your deeds.”

“Will you finally use my real name?”, I ask with pretended hopefulness.

“I have something better! By the power of Mandaloth, third-born of the Redguard, and by the glory of Christ, I hereby anoint thee -- COMMANDER DOUCHEBAG! With all the rights and privileges accompanied therein!”

“Goddamit, Fatass is N.K. so complicated!”

And again I get ignored.

“Eric! ERIC!”, runs up Leo to us. He sends me a quick wink. This means we and the elven are ready for our plan or should I say trap for Cartman. “We know where the elves are hiding the Stick!”

“What? Really?”

“We just intercepted their messages on Twitter!”

“You mean you shot down their message raven.”

“R-right - w-we shot down their raven a-and the evil Elf King ha-has hidden the Stick inside his desk at school!”

“Of course! Kyle hid it in his desk! CITIZENS OF KUPA KEEP! WE KNOW WHERE THE ELVES ARE HIDING THE STICK! I told you they were cheating! NOW WE SHALL MARCH ON THE SCHOOL AND MAKE THE HALLWAYS DRIP WITH ELVEN BLOOD!”

“HUZZAH!”, we all shout.

It’s time to get this show on the roll!

Cartman will not get what hit him.

I’m already laughing inside gleefully imagining his stupid face.

He will pay for being such an enormous bastard to anyone!

I used JRPG Heroine: Dragon Master dress-up game for Tammy’s outfit. She has a purse with her since her class is a fighter and she fights like Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy. In the purse are things like smoke bombs or glitter to give a status effect on the enemy or stun them.

Next

Making Waves : The End

You are a young mermaid, not ready for your adult responsibility when you find a secret underwater tunnel that leads to a secret cove. You couldn’t imagine how your life was going to change because of it. HiccupXMermaid!Reader

Chapter 9: A Snoggletog to remember

A few months later the winter arrived on Berk.

All was under the pretty white blanket of snow. Making the village look magical.

You experienced for the first time snow on land and it had been a hoot. You, Hiccup, and the gang had actually a snowball fight or more of a war the other day as you admitted that you never have done something like this before.

Of course, the guys had been mindful of you, you were nearing the end of your pregnancy, and the baby could be born any day now. That didn’t mean you hadn’t waterbend waves of snow at them.

It had been an amazing day.

You and Hiccup even build a little snowman family before your house with a dragon, symbolizing you two with your to-be-born baby and Toothless.

The dragon had cooed at his snow doppelganger. He seemed pretty happy with it. Toothless was such a sweetheart.

But right now, he was been a little pest.

It was early morning, you and Hiccup cuddled up under the blankets of your bed and groaned together at your dragon who banged on your rooftop.

“Don’t go!”, you whine to Hiccup, embracing him by the shoulders, your huge stomach didn’t allow for more.

“You know he won’t stop till I go flying with him.”, he reminded you, giving your forehead a kiss. “You know I would rather stay here with you in the warm, but Toothless is family too.”

“Of course. I just miss flying with you guys. Till the baby is born, I can’t come with you.”

Hiccup placed a lot of kisses on your face, while he caress your stomach. You giggled cutely under the affection gesture.

“I speak for Toothless and me, that we miss flying with you too, but remember, Gothi said one week or two more weeks tops, then our little bundle of joy should be born.”

“All right, all right.”, you hummed.

Your lips found each other sweetly.

“Now go, before Toothless storms into the room.”, you tell him playfully.

Hiccup steals another kiss and gives your stomach one too before he gets dressed to meet Toothless outside.

You sign happily.

Who would have thought this would be your life one day?

To say you are happy would be an understatement.

You caressed your stomach and decide to get some more sleep. You fall asleep again with a small smile.

The snow follows your hands moved gracefully, you arch and spin how much you can with your pregnant belly and create beautiful snow sculptures around the village plaza.

The little children are oh-ing and ah-ing at you. You smile at them and bend the snow so that it falls down on them in snowflakes. The little Viking children laugh, trying to catch them with their tongues.

You feel all warm seeing the joy in their eyes.

You can’t wait when you can play with your child like this.

“Good job, [Y/N].”, you hear Astrid say to you. She comes up behind you and wraps an arm around your shoulders. Stormfly, her trusted dragon, noises delicately your stomach.

You lean on her and pet Stormfly’s snout.

Who would have thought that after the first time you meet, you both were now good friends?

“You and Stormfly did a great job with the tree and the shields too.”, you compliment them.

“Well done. Well done, all of you!”, you hear your father-in-law call out to you all. Gobber is with him. “I've never thought I'd live to see this day. Peace on the island of Berk. This will surely be the greatest holiday, we've ever seen!”

Everybody, human and dragon, cheer happily.

Suddenly all the dragons start to get tense, Stormfly even stops cuddling Astrid and you.

“What the...?!”, wonders Stoick, like all of you.

What is going on?

The sky of Berk is filled with dragons of all kinds.

“What in Thor's name?!”, adds Gobber.

One of the village Monstrous Nightmares let out a loud roar, which the other village dragons answered, and one by one they start to take off and join the other dragons in the sky!

You and Astrid hold each other by the arms.

“Where's Hiccup?”, asks Astrid.

Since he was the first dragon rider, she logically thinks he knows the most about dragons.

“He is flying with Toothless.”, you answer her. “They should be back soon!”

That’s when also Stormfly decides to join the flying dragons.

“Nonono! Don't leave, Stormfly, don't go! Please?”, begs Astrid her Nadder, but her dragon doesn’t listen to her.

You hold Astrid’s shoulders in comfort and look around worried. You also don’t know what this all means. Dragon and merpeople have been friends since forever, but you never experienced this or heard about this from the Elders of the coven.

Finally Hiccup and Toothless land back on the island. Your husband jumps from his dragon, while you waddle up to him.

“Hiccup!”

“[Y/N]!”

You take each other hands.

“Hiccup! What's going on?”, comes Astrid after you. “Where are they going?”

The whole villages assemble around you guys. Questions get asked left and right.

“Why did they leave?”

“What's happening?”

“Will they ever come back?”

“Stop! Wait!”, Hiccup asks for room to breathe.

“One after another.”, you suggest.

Thankful Stoick comes for you.

“Calm down! Give him a chance to speak! Hiccup, where are all our dragons going?”

Your husband looks sad at his father, while you squeeze his hand.

“Dad... I don't know.”

There you hear how it seems that Stormfly is trying to encourage Toothless to fly with them away, but your dragon of course can’t because of his tailfin.

A while later the whole village is at the Great Hall.

You are sitting on a chair, Hiccup beside you holding into your shoulders, you holding one of his hands and rubbing with the other your stomach. The baby seems to feel the sad and nervous energy and is kicking you.

The gang is around you two and you all listen to what the older Vikings discuss.

“Where'd they go?!”

“Snoggletog is ruined!”

“It's not ruined!”, contradicts your father-in-law. “We're Vikings! We've been perfectly happy celebrating without dragons for generations! And there's no reason we can't do it again! Now we don't know where they've gone off to. But we have to have faith that they'll be back again soon. Am I right?”

“You're right, we are Vikings! We are tough!”, agrees Gobber with him, while not really looking Viking-like with all the shiny bells and baubles attached to his arm and helmet. “Most of the time...”

It’s like you all agreed on, you and the gang walk out of the Great Hall, in the meantime, Gobber tries to get the other Vikings to sing Snoggletog songs.

Out in the streets, you hold into Hiccup’s arm and walk with the gang in a line.

“That was depressing...”, says Ruffnut, what you all thought.

“I know! I was looking forward to spending the holiday with Stormfly.”, signs Astrid sadly.

Strangely Fishlegs is whistling a happy tune. What is up with that?

“What are you so happy about?”, wonders Tuffnut too. “Don't you miss Meatlug?”

“Me? Oh! Yeah!”

Fishlegs lets out the fakest sobs you ever heard.

“I miss him so much!”

Not a second later he wishes you all a good night and formally runs home.

With your free hand, you point at him.

“I’m not the only one who thinks this was fishy.”

Agreeing nods from everyone.

“I’m with, mermaid-girl.”, expresses Snotloud.

Yeah, he never stopped calling you that and probably wouldn’t. Not that it got on your nerves.

“I've got an idea!”, tells you Astrid suddenly excited. “Let's come up with a bunch of new holiday traditions! You know, to bury the sadness!”

Ruffnut, Tuffnut, and Snotlout groan at that.

“Actually, Astrid might be on to something.”, states Hiccup.

You nod.

“Keeping our minds occupied can help us till the dragons return.”

Tuffnut scoffs: “Easy for you two to say. Your dragon can't go anywhere without you. One of you needs to fly him always.”

At this, you and Hiccup look for Toothless and find him on a cliff looking pretty sad.

Your poor sweetheart…

“Must be nice.”, adds Ruffnut sarcastically.

You and Hiccup look helpless at each other. What could you do for Toothless?

After you both retire to your home, you both brainstorm together. That’s when Hiccup gets a brilliant idea and you applaud him.

The next day you sit on a chair watching your husband working on his idea in the blacksmith stall.

“[Y/N], Hiccup!”, you hear Astrid call for you two.

“We are here, Astrid!”, you call back.

Your friend enters the blacksmith stall with a tablet with two mugs on it which smell disgusting! You wrinkle your nose.

Whatever that is you wouldn’t taste it!

“Here.”, she hands you both a mug. “Happy holidays, from me to you both, or three should I say.”

She makes a kissy face at your stomach, which makes you giggle and rub your belly.

“Thank you, 'Strid!”

Hiccup thanks her too and when she turns to him to see what he is working on you fast throw the beverage away. You wouldn’t have your future child taste that!

“What are you up to, Hiccup?”

“Okay, you're gonna think I'm crazy, but me and [Y/N] just couldn't stop thinking about what Tuffnut said last night. Toothless can’t come and go like the other dragons, and that's just not fair. We were up all night and I think I found a way to fix that.”, explains Hiccup to her.

He shows Astrid the new tail fin and takes a sip of the Yaknog. Realizing how disgusting it tastes, he's unable to swallow. You bite your lip to not start laughing out loud. You should feel bad for your husband, but his face is just hilarious!

“No way! You built him a new tail?”, gasp Astrid surprised. “So he's gonna be able to fly without you or [Y/N]!”

“Hmhm!”

“Wow, what a great gift!”

“Hmhm...”

“What if he never comes back?”

“Mh...”

That’s when your amusement turns into dread. Toothless, your sweetheart, never to return to you and Hiccup?

“What am I saying? Of course, he will!”

“Mhm!”

“Well, I'm going spread some more holiday cheer! See you guys later!”

With that Astrid runs off again. Once she gets far enough away to not notice, Hiccup spits the Yaknog onto the floor.

Now you can’t help but laugh.

“You could have warned me!”, he growls playfully to you.

“And miss the show? Now you know how I feel with morning sickness, Mister!”

Hiccup and you walk to your house with the new tailfin, where already Toothless is on the roof jumping up and down, dislodging shingles.

“Toothless! Come on down, bud, we have got something for you.”, your husband calls to him up.

The dragon leaps down and approaches. He sniffs, curious.

“What do you think, sweetheart?”, you ask him.

He is more interested in what Hiccup's holding than what you guys say, follows the fin as Hiccup tries to line it up with his tail.

“Would you just settle down? Toothless, come on bud, let me get this on you.”

“Be a good boy.”, you join and hold his snout in your hands.

Toothless croons at you in question, while your husband closes the latches on the fin.

“Yeah, you are going to love this. Okay?”, tells him Hiccup.

For the time being Toothless seems really confused about what he has now on his tail. He roars, swinging his tail around wildly.

You and Hiccup try to calm him down.

“Easy sweetheart! It’s nothing dangerous! Just stay calm!”

“No, no! Toothless, stop. Please, wait. Toothless, please!”

The tail unfurls by itself. Toothless freezes, wide-eyed. He tests the new tail, gears whirring as he sweeps his wings in and out.

“There you go.”, says Hiccup. “See? Got it?”

Toothless stares deeply into Hiccup's eyes, a kind of animal communication both familiar and feral. Hiccup stares back. You look confused between the boys.

What is going on?

Questioning Hiccup says the dragon’s name, when Toothless turns, push off the ground and into the sky!

Hiccup and you watch shocked as he files away and disappears into the clouds.

Three days.

For three days Toothless was missing.

You and Hiccup were worried to death.

And Hiccup even more so because you were pregnant and the stress was not good for the baby.

That’s why you visit this early Gothi to do a quick check-up on you. You let Hiccup sleep in. He didn’t catch any sleep over the last three days worrying about anything.

The old Viking woman told you to relax, with the baby all was good, but you wouldn’t make the situation better by worrying over Toothless so much.

But you couldn’t help it.

You loved Toothless too.

Yet you would try it for your child.

Signing you sat at one of the piers of the village looking into the ocean. How you wished to take a dive and visit your parents, yet it was forbidden to change forms when one was pregnant.

It was not good for the unborn child.

That’s when you see a familiar Gronkel having a very familiar passenger on him flying over you.

“Hiccup?!”, you shout surprised and stand slowly up. “Where are you going?!”

“I have no idea...!”, he shouts back.

“Meatlug!”, the familiar voice of Fishlegs shouts. You turn in his direction. “What about presents? Hey!”

Curious about what Meatlug was still doing here on Berk and what Fishlegs had to do with it, you waddle up to his shed.

The others are here too and Astrid seems to scold Fishlegs.

“You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!”

“That makes it sound so mean.”

You rub the spot where your baby is kicking you and turn to Snotloud.

“What’s going on?”, you ask.

“Apparently Fishlegs hold his own dragon prisoner so he couldn’t fly away, mermaid-girl.”

“Damn!”

“Guys!”, shouts Tuffnut for all of your attention.

He and his twin are kneeling before a haystack. They seem to have found something interesting.

“Whoa, Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks!”, yells Fishlegs surprised as the twins step back.

Lying in the hay are a dozen or so small, blue, rocky spheroids. Astrid grabs one and holds it up.

“You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs.”, corrects him Ruffnut.

“Hey, wait.”, calls Astrid in between. “I bet that's why the dragons left. To lay their eggs.”

“That makes actually a lot of sense. A lot of animals wander to different places to have their young. Why not dragons too.”, you agree, a finger on your lip, thinking out loud.

“But boy dragons don't lay eggs.”, disagrees Fishlegs what Ruffnut said.

“Yeah, your boy-dragon is a girl-dragon.”

“Okay. That actually explains a few things.”

You snort quietly at this. Did Fishlegs never check Meatlug’s gender?

Astrid pops up in front of you guys and dashes off.

“Hey! Everyone's missing their dragons, right?”, ask Astrid rhetorically.

Snotloud groans at this: “Ugh, here it comes.”

You hit his side with your elbow and he whines and rubs at the hurting spot.

Astrid snags a ribbon and wraps it around the egg.

“I've got an idea. It'll be another new Snoggletog tradition!”

She presents you with the Gronkel egg with the pretty red ribbon around it, like a gift. She explains to you all her plan and you can’t help to get excited.

This sounds so wonderful.

So you and the gang sneak out of the shed, arms full of Gronckle eggs with red bow ties. You break apart, each heading for a different section of the village.  Each of you sneaks into a Viking home and places your eggs in an empty Snoggletog helmet.

After you have finished you all meet up at the village plaza.

“Wasn't this a great idea?”, asks you, Astrid.

“Uh-huh. Everyone is gonna be so surprised!”, answers her Fishlegs.

Suddenly you all hear a loud explosion.

Before you can even wonder what it was a baby Gronckle bursts through a nearby door in a ball of fire, hitting Fishlegs on the head and knocking him back.

“Surprise!”, yells Snotloud cheerily to the fallen Fishlegs.

You all crowd around the little baby Gronkel, while Snotloud and the twins coo at it, you and Astrid stare at the baby and then at each other.

“The eggs explode?”, you say together shocked.

A second Gronckle bursts out of an attic. Another one through a house's roof.

“The eggs explode!”, you both scream.

This will not end well!

And you will be right because the exploding eggs spread fire and chaos among the whole village. Vikings run, yelling, from their houses, into the town square.

“I'm sorry! Sorry!”, apologizes the blond.

“We didn’t know!”, you add and twitch at another explosion with flying baby Gronkel.

A ball of fire bursts through a roof, leaving a giant hole. Another Gronckle soars past the tip of the Snoggletog tree, setting it alight.

“Save us!”, one of the Vikings yells.

One by one, as if on a timer, three houses explode in a row. Gronckles crash through the Snoggletog tree, ripping off wood and lighting giant patches of fire.

Astrid and you are paralyzed with fear. The others watch in awe.

“Awesome.”, declares Ruffnut.

“Wow.”, comes from her twin brother.

“This is your best idea yet!”, compliments Snotloud Astrid.

Your father-in-law and the other Vikings crowd around the Snoggletog tree, which is slowly burning to the ground.

“What in Thor's name is going on?!”, Stoick demands to know.

“The eggs explode.”, you and Astrid explain together again.

The final egg explodes in a house behind you.

Astrid and you wince.

This was a catastrophe!

A dozen or so baby Gronckles lie sleeping beside a house. Vikings are walking across the town with wood and supplies, helping each other clean up.

You also helped and dosed all the fire you could find with ice.

That is the last you could do for being partially responsible for the destruction of your home.

You sign and look into the night sky.

You wonder where Hiccup is and when he is coming back.

You would really like to get a hug from him.

At this moment you see a dark figure appear from behind the clouds. Wondering you join the other Vikings who are all in the plaza and try to see who it is.

It's the mast of a Viking ship. Held up by hundreds of flying dragons. And piloted by a very familiar Viking.

“Hiccup! It’s Hiccup!”, you yell happily seeing your husband well.

“And our dragons!”, adds Astrid excited.

The crowd cheers. The ship drops lower and lower in the sky until it crashes down onto the icy ground of Berk. The ship scrapes to a stop in front of the crowd.

The dragons release the ropes holding it up.

Baby dragons emerge from all over the ship to an aww-ing crowd. You and the gang run up to meet them.

“Love!”, you call for your husband and find yourself back in his strong arms.

You both kiss each other sweetly, while your friends and neighbors are greeting happily their dragons and the babies.

“I hope I didn’t worry you too much pearl.”, asks Hiccup, after your kiss.

You play with one of his little braids and smile sheepishly. “Me and the gang nearly let whole Berk explode, so I didn’t have time to worry.”

“What?!”

That’s when Stoick comes up to you two and lifts you together in a giant bear hug.

“Well done, son.”, he chuckles.

“Thanks, Dad.”

“Everyone, grab your dragons.”, calls Stoick. “To the Great Hall! We finally have something to celebrate!”

Vikings and dragons cheer together.

It's a giant party, lit by the glowing candle-balls and decorated with shields and wreathes. And best of all, the dragons are with you.

Hiccup has his arm around your shoulder, you lean on him and have your arm around his waist and watch the others with a smile.

Fishlegs hugs the baby Gronckles. Snotlout jumps back as his baby Nightmare releases a burst of fire. Kids play with a tiny Zippleback. A young girl squeezes a Terrible Terror into a hug.

You see how the smile of your husband fades.

You know what he is feeling. You feel it too.

“Love.”, you start and turn his head to you. “You did something amazing today. You brought anybody dragon back and saved the holiday. You are amazing.”

You pull him into a loving kiss and hug him tight as you can with your pregnant belly in between.

“Oh pearl, where did Toothless go?”

“I don’t know, I miss him too. We just have to believe he will return to us.”, you mumbled to him and give his cheek a kiss.

Very quietly, the Great Hall door opens and closes behind Hiccup, drawing your attention.

Toothless peeks into the hall!

You gasp happy, tears spring from your eyes.

“Hiccup, turn around!”, you beg your husband.

He does it with a raised brown to see the Night Fury run up to you two.

“Toothless! Hey, bud!”

“Sweetheart!”

You both hug the dragon around his neck. Your dragons seem to enjoy greatly the affection.

“Bad dragon! Very bad dragon!”, Hiccup lets go of Toothless and scolds him, while you cross your arms and nod. “You scared us to death. Don't ever stay away that long again. And what is in your mouth?”

Toothless deposits a very slimy Viking helmet onto Hiccup's head. Dragon saliva drips down into Hiccup's hair.

You and everyone who saw it happen gag at this.

“Yeah, you found my helmet.”

It takes Hiccup a second to realize what that means.

“Hey! You found my helmet! That's where you've been? Buddy, thank you. You are amazing.”

“You are the best boy in the world, my sweetheart.”, you coo.

Together you embrace your dragon again.

Everybody is happy and Astrid shouts: “Happy Snoggletog!”

Suddenly you feel how water drips down your legs. Frowning you let go of Toothless and hold your stomach.

Something is happening…

“Pearl? What’s wrong?”, ask you Hiccup worried, even Toothless croons at you.

“The baby…”, you stumble and hiss at the pain you start to feel. “The baby is coming!”

“The baby is coming?!”, shouts Hiccup shocked.

Toothless looks at you wide-eyed.

The whole crowd repeats what Hiccup said.

“YES I’M HAVING A BABY!”, you shout angrily and hunch over from the pain. “OH BY THE SEVEN SEAS IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!”

You can’t even look that fast, as Hiccup picks you up and puts you on Toothless.

“Gothi, where is Gothi?!”, yells now your husband in a panic.

Calmly the old Viking woman walks up to you three and gestures for you to follow her.

After hours and hours of the worst pain of your life and threats to Hiccup that you would never again have sex with him if he put you a second time in this agony, your child was finally born on the first hours of the new day.

It was a pretty little girl.

She had your skin color but came clearly after her father.

Her father who sat beside you on the bed, holding the babe in his arms, staring at this daughter in wonder and crying silent tears.

You just watched the two silent and happy, petting Toothless who was sitting on your orther side, cooing at the infant.

“She is so beautiful.”, Hiccup whispered and kissed her tiny forehead. “I can’t believe, that I got to have something so beautiful. That this is my life. With you and Toothless and now her.”

You hummed and stroked his head.

“You are okay with her name?”

“Yes, it’s perfect, since she comes from both worlds.”

You put your head on his shoulder, Toothless right behind you, and looked down at the most precious thing in the world. You would have killed for Hiccup, you would destroy the whole world for her.

“Then welcome to the world Katara Valka Haddok.”

Katara, named after one of the greatest waterbending mermaids from your childhood stories, who had been your hero growing up and Valka for the mother Hiccup never knew but missed the same.

You had a feeling she would be something special.

Not because she was your daughter.

No, because she was her father’s daughter, you just knew it.

This time when Toothless wakes you up, Katara is sleeping between you and Hiccup.

Normally newborns don’t give their parents much sleep, but Katara liked to sleep. It was more of a hassle getting her to drink milk from you.

The baby babbles, while Hiccup kisses her forehead and then your lips.

“What do you say? Do my girls want to join the morning fight with our Toothless.”, he asked playfully.

You giggle. “As long daddy doesn’t jump from the saddle and does other tricks why not.”

You had missed flying with Toothless and Katara would be one day a dragon rider too, so why shouldn’t she already experience flying?

After you three get dressed and Hiccup puts Katara into a backpack-like baby transporter he invented, so she can be strapped on the chest or the back, you make your way out of your house to Toothless.

Katara is strapped on your chest and coos at the black dragon who waits for you on the ground.

Strangely Toothless has pulled out the old tail and saddle in front of him. He looks between them and Hiccup.

“Toothless, what'd you pull this out for?”, wonders Hiccup. “You don't need this anymore. Come on, let's get going.”

Toothless groans, and walks around Hiccup, gesturing again to the saddle and tailfin.

You want to say something, but you feel your boys have to understand each other alone, so you just caress your daughter, while you watch on how Toothless destroys his new tail and makes Hiccup understand that he only wants to fly with him.

Your husband looks at you, you smile back and Katara babbles at her dad.

With a big smile, Hiccup turns to Toothless.

Winter in Berk lasts most of the year. It hangs on with both hands and won't let go. And the only real comforts against the cold are those you keep close to your heart.

You are up again in the sky and can help your happy shout. Katara seems transfixed with these new sensations.

Hiccup makes Toothless fly higher, towards the sun, while the dragon croons happily.

You all were together again and your family just got bigger.

Turns out that was the best Snoggletog ever. Not only made I an awesome gift for my best friend and he gave me a better one, but no my wife also gave me the greatest gift of them all. A beautiful daughter.

Katara waves one tiny hand around trying to reach for the clouds. You kiss her head.

Hiccup turns around and looks at you two with so much love in his eyes.

I could never imagine that one day I could be so happy. And I’m so thankful for all this. All because I made friends with a dragon. I will never not be grateful for that.

You smile back at him.

Your first Snoggletog has been a wild ride, you can’t wait for many else to follow.

With the men you love, the dragon who is a part of you, and a daughter who owns all you are and ever be.

And so your little family flies into the unknown future.

Full of possibility and new memories.

The End!

I'm so proud that I finally finished a fanfic! :D

I hope you enjoyed the story as I enjoyed writing for it.

I hope you like the name I gave our daughter, in honour of Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender one of the most badass female characters in TV stories, and how I describe her looks, she is a little Hiccup just with the skin color you the reader have .3.

Update 09/05/2024: I decide to end the story here, so no second movie and third, since I lost interest in continuing.

I hope you understand.

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Updates: 23.05.2023

Hi, my loves!

I update my South Park story. Chapter 3 is now online and ready to read!

Also, I have been working on redoing chapter 8 of Isekai'd as Chloe. I'm just unsure what I can add since the chapter is too short for my taste.

Anyway, I will concrete for now on South Park and Isekai'd as Chloe.

For now.

It can change any day, like how I'm feeling XD

Please enjoy my crappy writing!

Till the next update!

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 7: I rather be on the Normandy

I’m on the Main Street in Seattle.

It looks like a goddamn war zone!

Screams and shouts can be heard around me.

Cars are on fire, buildings are half destroyed, and the military is here with tanks and all this shit.

I feel…tired.

So tired.

I have been fighting for a long time.

My breathing is rugged.

I don’t know how long I can still fight.

I look down at my hands.

They…

I’m…wearing white fingerless gloves.

They are ruffled on the edges, with a golden bracelet around them.

Drenched in blood…

With a gasp, I wake up and automatically search for my glasses to put on.

What the fuck?

What kind of fucked up dream was this?

I place my glasses back on my nose, looking around the room wildly.

Holy cow, why did my brain, dreamed up something like that?

I need to calm down.

It helps that I can see.

It’s okay.

I’m in my new room in South Park.

Not in a war-thorn Seattle!

Tired I rub my eyes.

Maybe I should get a glass of water. My heart is still pounding in my chest and I feel a bit dizzy.

Yeah, some water will do me good.

As I’m about to stand up, a freaky light from outside shines into my room.

“What the fuck?”, I mumble.

It gets even better, as my door slowly opens, and a motherfucking alien steps in!

But not a cool alien, like the ones in Mass Effect. Like a Turian or Asari, damn I would even take an Elcor, not this generic white-ass, huge-head alien!

I can’t even shout for my parents, as more motherfuckers enter and circle around my bed.

One alien sprays something in my face.

And I blank out.

Whatever stuff they gave me, it’s not that potent. I’m not entirely sedated.

Yes, I can’t move for shit, but I wake up for a few seconds, before blanking out again.

These stupid alien motherfuckers drag me by my feet through the woods of South Park, then through their ship.

What I see…oh god I wanna scream in fright.

They don’t wanna do this to me?

Or?!

OR?!

Mr. Mackey, Mr. Slave, and even Craig get propped by their asses with something which looks like a Dildo. Only Mr. Slave seems to enjoy it, even asking for a bigger one.

Oh hell no!

OH HELL NO!

Whatever sedative the aliens gave me, it’s starting to wear off, as they place and bind me on an alien-y table.

One alien pulls my pants and underwear down, which is when I start to completely freak out.

“NO, NO, NO, NO! UNHEAD ME YOU HEATHENS! I DON’T WANNA GET PROBED IN THE ASS!”, I scream scarred.

Not that the aliens care what I feel and think.

They ready their Dildo-Probe-Machine.

Oh god!

I need to get out!

So I do what I never thought I would willing to do if I have other options. Sadly right now I don’t have any.

I let out a huge Dragenshout.

This confuses the aliens, one even throws up, but they continue.

“NO, NO!”

Fat tears fall from my eyes.

I don’t want this!

I already feel violated!

I need to free myself, I need…

That’s when I feel how power is cursing through my body. It has slowly built itself up, I realize.

I don’t know what it is, yet I don’t care.

Something tells me it will help me.

With an angry scream, I let the energy curse through my whole body.

It feels… familiar.

Like I did this a hundred times.

I feel how my hair changes, my clothes…

I feel stronger than ever!

“HIYAH!”, I shout and manage to free myself from the bindings.

I make a backflip from the table, floating down on the ground.

“YOU GENERIC ALIEN ASSHOLES WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU NEARLY DID!”

Golden energy forms at my hands and with that I shot at all the aliens, till only ashes remain of them.

I even destroy the Dildo-Machine.

Only a strange little eyeball-probe-thingy remains from it.

Frowing I walk over to it to pick it up.

I note how my steps make click-clack sounds as if I was wearing heels.

I squeeze the eyeball-probe-thingy. A little satellite comes out of it and seems to react to another probe-thingy in the room.

Huh?

Interesting.

“Is this your first time getting abducted?”, asks me a male voice.

Surprised I turn around.

I didn’t even note that in the room I am another table is placed. On it older gentleman with black hair and a mustache, wearing a blue P.J. is bonded.

“Erm yes.”, I answer, confused about how he can be so calm about all this shit.

“Yeah, it's a pain, but this is the kind of stuff you put up with living in a remote little mountain town.”, he says. “At least we don't have to deal with traffic.”

I frown.

“I rather deal with traffic than whatever that all was.”

“Understandably, the aliens only recently started to abduct women to.”, explains to me the man.

My frown deepens.

“They are some sick motherfuckers. You have to endure this for years?”

He nods.

I sign.

“Well, I’m Novella-Karin, but most people call me N.K. What’s your name, sir?”

“I’m Randy Marsh, kiddo and I must say your Dragenshout was really potent, but whatever transformation you have gone through was even cooler.”, he tells me grinning.

…What?

Confused I look down at myself.

I’m not wearing my pink cat P.J., no, I look like a Magical Girl!

My hair is pink in long pink pigtails, and on my head is a crown I think, as I touch it. I have puffy white sleeves and a ruffled white hemline. I wear a soft pink corsage, a short white skirt and over it cut in the middle a long soft pink skirt, which flows down till the floor. I’m also wearing white stockings with ruffled soft pink edges and white-gold ballerinas.

My hands…white ruffled cloves with golden bracelets…

Why are they so familiar?

And how did I manage to transform myself?!

I don’t even need my glasses anymore, they have completely vanished!

Right now I would love to freak out, but being still a prisoner on an alien ship is not the best time.

I need to get out of here, then when I’m back home I can have my crisis.

“Mr. Marsh.”, I turn to my cellmate. “Do you perhaps know how to get out of here?”

“Sure, kiddo, but I'm surrounded by some kind of force field.”, he points out. Oh right, I see it now too. “Go find a way to shut it off. When you break me free I can show you how to get off the ship!”

“Consider it done!”

With that, I use the little eye-probe-thingy to teleport me out from the forcefield.

Before I step out of the room, I turn to Mr. Marsh: “Sir, can you please keep it a secret that I’m basically a Magical Girl? I don’t think it would do me any good if people know this.”

“No problem, kiddo. I will wait for you here.”

I nod and step finally out.

I’m now in a corridor.

A lone alien stands there and as he sees me, I kid you not, he walks over to a fire alarm, pulling it.

Now there is a laser barrier and behind it await three aliens for me.

That’s when I hear whimpering from the room beside the room I was in.

It sounds…female!

Faster than lighting I enter the room.

I see a crying brunette girl with blond streaks who seems to be my age and some alien fucker who tries to probe her!

Not on my watch!

I call for the power in me. Shooting them with the golden light orbs, turning them into ashes.

Surprised the girl looks up, still sniffling.

“Hey all good, I will help you get out of it!”, I promise her.

Thank the lord there is no forcefield around her, so I can just free her from her bindings.

I help her get down from the table and turn around as she pulls her underwear and pants back up.

“T-Thank y-you!”, she whimpers. “I really thought they would rape my ass.”

“It’s no problem, these aliens are sick fucks!”

She nods.

“I’m Tammy. Tammy Warner. And who are you? You look like a Magical Girl, a bit like one of Pretty Cure.”

Aww, another anime fan, that’s awesome!

“I wish we would have met under better conditions.”, I tell her. She nods agreeing. “I’m…Novella-Karin or just N.K. I don’t have a cool Magical Girl name since it’s the first time I transformed…I think.”

Tammy raises an eyebrow.

“You think?”

“Meh, I have blanks in my memory. I don’t know why. Has been like this since I can remember.”, I explain to her. “So could have I transformed already and I forgot? I really don’t know.”

“Wow, that sucks.”

“Indeed.”

We smile in understanding at each other.

“Anyway, you should stay here. I don’t think the aliens will come back. I will find a way to free us all from this nightmare.”

“What? Are you insane?”, she shouts surprised. “You wanna face the aliens alone? Don’t take this the wrong way N.K., but if you are really a novice or just simply forgot your powers, then you will get your ass handed to you. Or worse you will transform back randomly and then don’t know how to transform again!”

I wince at this.

Tammy has some good points.

But…

“I’m the only one who can face the aliens.”, I remind her. “It’s a risk I have to take to free us all.”

The brunette with the blonde streaks shakes her head and then cracks her fingers. She looks like she is ready to kick some ass.

“You don’t have to. I may not look like it, but I started with karate a few months ago. I can give you back up with this motherfucker alien kidnappers!”

Dear heaven, she looks so hot right now and so sure of herself, that I get weak knees. I love girls who can dish out!

“Let me guess, even if I say no, you would just follow me.”

She gives me a wide grin.

“Yes.”

I expected it. Tammy is my kind of girl and I know how they are.

Still, I sign.

“All right, but you listen to me and don’t take any unnecessary risk, understood? You take out the simple ones, I take the dangerous ones.”, I make myself clear.

Playful Tammy salutes.

“Yes, Commander!”

I snort and take her hand to lead her out of the room.

I hope I won’t regret that.

We are back in the corridor…and the aliens still stand behind the laser barricade.

Don’t tell me they actually waited for us.

Damn son, in what kind of fever dream are we?

I use my eye-probe-thingy to teleport us to the aliens.

Of course, a battle starts and we are again in Final Fantasy!

Even the aliens participate in the RPG?! I ask how, HOW, is this possible.

Anyway, Tammy and I kick their asses.

She didn’t lie about doing karate. She packs quite a punch. If we are already in Final Fantasy, her moves remind me of Tifa Lockheart.

Well, better for us.

We ransack the aliens and find a laser gun by them.

Without a word, I throw it at Tammy.

She looks at it in confusion.

“What’s this?”

“Not that your karate moves are golden, but you need something if we can only long-range the aliens.”

“Good point.”

Tammy puts the laser gun on her back.

We turn to the elevator.

I sure hope it doesn’t has the elevator machine from Mass Effect! Amazing game, but that always drives me mad. How can it take so long?!

Over the elevator is a little screen where the still prisoned Mr. Marsh appears.

“Oh hey, there you are. And you found a friend! Oh, yeah. Yep. That's the lambda containment block.”, he tells us. “Take that elevator next to you. The probe you have on you SHOULD interface with it.”

Not like we have another choice. So I use my alien probe thingy and success! The elevator opens for us.

Thankful it’s not like the one in Mass Effect and we reach fast the next level on the spaceship.

While Mr. Marsh, thanks to all the screens in this big ass room, directs us through the dungeon to find the security console, Tammy and I get to know each other.

“So how old are you?”

“I’m eleven and you?”

“Same! Then you must be the New Kid who is joining our class.”

“Cool! It’s nice to have made a friend already, even if we meet in such a fucked up way.”

“Who are you telling this?”

We find the first console, but it doesn’t free Mr. Marsh. We continue on.

“I love your pink hair! Is it natural or thanks to your transformation?”

“Transformation, but I dig it. Pink is my fav color.”

“Oh my god girl same!”

“I also love your hair. The blond streaks are nice.”

“Aww, thanks! What is your natural hair color?”

“I’m brunette too.”

“Cool!”

After we defeated some aliens we reach the second console to try to free Mr. Marsh.

Let’s just say Tammy and I are scarred for life now. The buttons flashed so fast and violently that I didn’t get behind them. I’m so sorry Mr. Marsh!

“Was South Park always this fucked up or did it become so only because I moved her.”

“No, it was always crazy here. You get used to it one day. Still, I didn’t need to see THAT!”

“Who are you telling this? What’s with aliens and probing us in the ass?”

In the end, we have to face off against the tough aliens on the bridge, but Tammy and I make a good team and defeat them quickly.

Finally, it’s the right console and the force shield is down!

“Hey, you girls did it!”, celebrates Mr. Marsh. “The force field's down. Come on back and we can get outta here.”

“Nothing we would like more.”, Tammy and I say together and then grin at each other.

Oh, I have a feeling this whole dungeon gifted me a friendship of a lifetime.

We return back where we come from, but the pit is open now.

Tammy crosses her arms and cocks a hip out.

“Let me guess, you trophy hunter, wants to get down there!”

“Tam, we found the cool space suit you are wearing, and the audio logs were hilarious I must know if there is more.”

She grins at the nickname I gave her, yet also rolls her eyes.

“Okay, okay, let’s get down there. A few minutes longer Mr. Marsh can wait.”

And we do just that.

Score!

There is another audio log!

I press play and we listen.

“Success! I found something that looks to be food! It's some sort of green, fluorescent goo... I'm- I'm gonna have to try and eat some... It's not so bad. It's tangy and nutty, would probably go well with a- l- w-hey, what's happening to me? What's it-“

Confused we look at each other.

Did our audio log friend start to talk in German or was I imagining it?

“Come N.K. let’s get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.”, admins Tammy shaking.

I agree, but before we can get out, we get attacked.

By a…green zombie-like German hobo???

What. The. Fuck?!

This night turns out to be the weirdest in my whole life!

Anyway, we defeat the hobo and get out of the pit as fast as we can.

“I need a long shower!”, shudders Tammy. “That was nasty!”

“Again I say it these aliens are freaks. What the hell was that?!”

“Don’t know, don’t care. Come on, N.K. let’s free Mr. Marsh and then get out of here. I’m done with this spaceship.”

Couldn’t agree more.

Easily we free Mr. Marsh and he jumps up from the table in joy.

“Ah! Oh! Oh, you did it! Thanks, kiddo! I don't know who you are or if you're real, but consider me... your friend. Until we meet again!”

And with that, he leaves us!

Tammy and I blink, look at each other, and then back at the door Mr. Marsh runs out.

“Don’t tell me an adult just left us here?!”, I shriek angrily.

I thought we would flee together since he knows how do to it!

My new friend signs and blows a strain of her hair from her face.

“You know, I don’t know why I even was surprised. The adults in this town, let us kids hanging every time. We have to take care of our own problems.”, she deadpans.

I facepalm.

“South Park is fucked up.”

“Preach it, sis.”

I put my hands on my waist and walk around thinking.

“Okay, what should we do now, any ideas?”

Tammy crosses her arms.

“Well, we need to get out…”, she frowns, but seems to have an idea. “Okay, that mind sound crazy, but what about if we kidnap the ship and make it fly back to South Park?”

I stare surprised at her, which makes her blush.

“What?”

“Are you saying we should pull a GTA on the aliens and take the ship for us?”

“Erm…yes?”

“Sis, let’s do this! That idea is amazing!”

I take her hand and we run out of the room after we picked up the shiny crystal of course. It’s pretty!

We turn to the elevator that we didn’t use and at least Mr. Marsh is so nice to tell me via Facebook that this is the way out.

But since Tammy and I are going to pull a GTA, we use to Elevator to travel to the cockpit.

I shit you not two aliens dressed like normal pilots on Earth navigate it.

I would have laughed if Tammy and I didn’t need concrete to kick their asses.

These assholes have a machine with them which gives them shields.

So we take out the machine before we beat up the pilots.

After we won, each of us girls sits down in one pilot seat and we try to understand how to fly the ship.

Okay, we are smashing buttons and pulling levers.

Not like we can read the aliens writing.

If we are talking about incomprehensible things, why make the alien’s cow noises?

What’s up with that?

“Okay, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea!”, admins Tammy, trying to pull the spaceship up.

“Not like we had other choices!”, I remind her, also trying to pull the ship up.

We manage to fly it over the South Park Mall and that’s when all goes to shit.

I don’t know what we did wrong, but the ship is falling and will crash into the mall!

If I don’t think of something we are going to die!

Again it’s like my body and mind know what to do.

I take Tammy’s bridal style and spit from my mouth a large golden orb. It destroys the spaceship shell.

Then I jump out from the falling spaceship and…float in the air!

With wide eyes and mouths Tammy and I watch how the spaceship completely destroyed the South Park Mall.

Thank the lord that my subconscious or whatever knew what to do or we would be crispy toast now.

I hope there wasn’t anyone more on the ship.

“Damn son.”, curses Tammy and grips me tighter.

“I want to add a fucking, a damn fucking son to it.”

Slowly I fly us down to the ground.

That’s when in a flash my Magical Girl transformation wears off and I’m back to normal N.K. with glasses and all.

“Cute glasses and cute P.J.”, compliments me, Tammy.

I can’t help but laugh.

Tammy joins me after a second.

What a crazy night!

“Okay, that’s where I live.”, I tell Tammy.

She lives further down the street and insists that I should get home first since I’m practically a walking corpse after using my Magical Girl form.

Okay, she is right.

I can barely stand on my legs and shake uncontrolled. If she hadn’t held me I would have faceplanted a lot of times.

“Your house is nice.”, she says. “You think you can manage to go to your room?”

“Don’t worry, you helped me a lot to drag my ass back here. I can manage the last meters.”, I reassure her.

We hug each other and share our Facebook and smartphone numbers.

“You message me when you are home!”, I remind her.

“You message me when you are in your room.”, she also reminds me.

In agreement we shake hands, then we hug each other again and anyone for themselves makes their way to their home.

With my last force, I enter my bedroom and fall on my bed tired.

I’m so exhausted!

Sleeping Beauty did the right thing.

I could also sleep for 100 years.

Still, I find the force to text Tammy that I’m safe in my room and she texts back that she is in hers also.

At least we both are save home now.

With a groan, I roll myself in my blanket and close my eyes.

It’s going to be so hard to wake up tomorrow or should I say today for school.

Stupid kidnapping aliens that had to come in the middle of the night!

The only good things in this whole messed up adventure was meeting Tammy and…realizing I’m a Magical Girl.

…Oh yeah, there was that!

Didn’t I want to freak out about that?

I mean, I don’t know where these powers suddenly came from. No cat gave me a brooch, I just transformed alone.

…Meh, fuck it, I’m too tired for a crisis.

Future N.K. shall take care of this.

With that, I fall asleep for the second time.

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