The Fox And The Sun

The Fox and the Sun

Demon and Demon Slayer in one? A paradox, but you were the living proof. For two good centuries, you served the Demon Slayer Corps as the Fox-Hashira, only in your mind your revenge against the Demon King, who had made you a demon. It took a kind boy with the sun in his soul to remind yourself of your humanity. Fox-Demon!ReaderXTanjiro Kamado

The first part of the prolog is written in the third person, then we switch to the second pov.

I wanted to separate so the past of the reader from the present.

Happy reading now.

Prolog: The Tale of the Good Demon

Long ago there lived a young maiden.

She was as beautiful, as she was kind, loved by her family and neighbors.

Some said that she had something godlike in her, that made her this way.

Of course, such shining light attracted the darkness.

The Demon King himself set his eyes on the young maiden.

One day he come into her home, killing anyone but her.

Turning her into a demon with fox-like features, ears, and a tail.

Kitsune he called her from this day and the young maiden was practically forced to obey him.

But even if she had to kill humans, even if she ate them, she searched for a way to escape this cursed existence.

She still was as pure in her heart as she was in her human life. Any death and harm she caused made her feel disgusted and hated by herself.

Years passed and the young maiden now only known as Kitsune became stronger.

So strong, that the power the Demon King had over her, vanished.

Finally, she could break free from his control and run into the night.

Now free, but still a demon, Kitsune didn’t know what to do.

She roomed the lands of Japan in search to give her life a purpose.

It wasn’t until she stumbled upon an old shrine where the fox goddess Inari was prayed to, that she found it.

Kitsune protected the Miko’s that lived there from evil men, who wanted to steal the treasures of the shrine.

She killed any last of them and the Miko’s thought she was a godsend by Inari herself.

They begged her to stay and Kitsune become their protector.

Life had again a meaning, a purpose.

Again years passed and anybody started to call her Inari, the good demon.

The protector of humankind.

This reached even the head of the Demon Slayer corps.

He came to the shrine with two of his strongest Hashiras.

With humility, he begged that Inari should join them. Become a Demon Slayer and help them against the Demon King.

Inari was unsure.

She lived a good life as the shrine’s proctor.

But the Miko’s encouraged her to go with the Demon Slayers.

Often she had talked to them about how she wanted to make the Demon King pay for what he did to her family, to her…this was a chance do to so.

So Inari joined the Demon Slayer Corps and became a Hashira.

To this day it is said that the young woman with whisker marks on her cheeks with an orange haori is the good demon Inari.

But these are of course only rumours.

It’s a story that gets told in Demon Slayer circles because the family Inari always has a woman as Hashira, nothing more.

Or that’s what you want to make all believe…

Trying to remember your human life…was difficult.

Every year that passed in this cursed demonic existence, you forgot more about your family and yourself.

The smell of your mother’s favorite perfume, your father’s loud laugh, grandmother’s swift hands at needlework, grandfather’s voice which sang you to sleep.

Like fog in the sunlight, it slowly vanished.

You signed and looked up at the sun.

After two centuries you finally could walk on sunny days again. It had been an amazing feeling. Like you have got a bit of your humanity back.

That’s when you heard a well know voice and found yourself with an armful of bubbly pink-green-haired Hashira.

“Mitsuri-Chan.”, you greeted her. “Nice to see you again.”

The Love Hashira greeted you back and then formally smashed your face into her bosom.

You tried your hardest not to turn into a tomato.

Technically you were older than her, but mentally and physically you were still seventeen years old. It sucked to be stuck in eternal puberty!

One of the reasons you so wanted to put Muzan’s stupid face on a stake and then spit on it.

“You look so cute today!”, she complimented you. “I like your new uniform.”

You only changed your stockings, since, like Mitsuri, you wore a skirt, but your friend got easily excited.

One of the reasons you found her so cute.

“So what are you doing here Mitsuri-Chan?”

Here been the house of Oyakata-Sama, where your Hashira’s mostly got your missions.

“Where you called by Oyakata-Sama too?”

“No, I just came from a mission. I think Shinobu-Chan and Tomioka-Kun were called here, like you Inari-Chan.”

“Oh joy, Tomioka.”, you deadpanned, which made Mitsuri giggle.

Nothing against the Water Hashira, but being around him made you more depressed than you already are. At least Shinobu would go on his nerves, which was always fun to watch.

Not for the first time you thought about just throwing these two idiots in a room and throwing the key away. Their sexual tension was annoying.

Humans and their relationships…were you like this when you were human once?

You couldn’t remember.

Hell, you have even forgotten your own name, that’s why anyone called you Inari.

Muzan had fucked you up well.

Anyway, you and Mitsuri said goodbye to each other, since you needed to go to the master and she needed to rest.

You enter the main room in the mansion, Shinobu and Tomioka were already sitting before the master.

You gave a deep bow and excused yourself for being late.

Oyakata-Sama just invited you to sit with them.

Pointly you ignored Tomioka’s disappointed stare and shared a quick hand squeeze with Shinobu.

Your master had exhausted kasugai crow in his lap.

“You did well to return.”, he cooed to the bird. “So, most of my children have been slaughtered? We might find the Twelve Kizuki there, then. It seems I’ll have to send in some Hashiras. Giyuu. Shinobu. Inari.”

For a second you wonder if it would be one of your old "friends".

Netherless you and your Hashira colleagues agreed with the master order.

“If only humans and demons could get along. Like we do with Inari-Chan.”, mussed Shinobu. “Don’t you agree, Tomioka?”

“Impossible… as long as demons eat humans.”

“I haven’t eaten a human in a good 50 years.”, you reminded all, but mostly Tomioka.

“You are strange and old, that’s why.”

“Did you just call me a hag?! I may look seventeen, but I’m still your senpai!”

“Ara, ara, Inari-Chan, don’t listen to Tomioka, you are still as beautiful and young as we first meet.”

Yeah, good that Shinobu was there or you would use your Katana on Tomioka.

Prick.

Good looking.

But a prick!

The master told you to go to Mount Natagumo and prepare yourself for anything.

Later, you would muse about how you didn’t had expect THAT what you encounter on the mountain.

No one could have prepared you for this.

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Tammy the Fighter

I used JRPG Heroine: Dragon Master dress-up game for Tammy’s outfit. She has a purse with her since her class is a fighter and she fights like Tifa Lockheart from Final Fantasy. In the purse are things like smoke bombs or glitter to give a status effect on the enemy or stun them.

The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 15: Blame Canada!

When we return to the Elven Kingdom I call out: “Guy’s, council meeting now!”

All, even Cartman, gather around me.

“What is it, queen N.K.?”, asks King Kyle.

“I did a lot of shit for the girls but they still aren’t ready to play with us.”, I begin and hand him over the document from the abortion clinic. “I need to get this translated. Anyone of you can do this?”

Stan reads over Kyle’s shoulder a loud: “Cinq femmes ont sobi un avortement... what language is that?”

“I think it’s French.”, I say.

“It's some kind of strange Orcish.”, Cartman is still full in the RPG. “I've seen this language before... In the Kingdom to the North.”

“Kingdom to the North?”, I repeat confused.

“Oooh, the Kingdom to the North...”, expresses Leo in awe.

“Guys, New Girl here what is the Kingdom to the North?”

“Canada.”, answers me, Princess Kenny.

I blink and then I frown at the guys.

“Are you telling me I have to go to Canada to get this shit to translate?”, I curse annoyed. “I don’t have a passport, I can’t enter another country.”

“You don’t have a passport, big sis?”, ask me Leo suprised, but I can see that all are wondering why I don’t have one.

I cross my arms.

“My parents only like to move around America, they never feel the need to travel to another country. Which sucks because I would love to visit Japan one day.”

It’s still for a few seconds.

“Your parents are weird.”, declares Tammy.

I can only nod in agreement.

Surprisingly Cartman waddles over a toy box and fishes out a passport.

“I’m only doing this since we need this bitches to fight with us, bitch!”, he explains and hands me the passport. “Your name is no longer traitorous lying whore, it is now 'Larry Bobinski', from Cleveland.”

“I will kick your ass another time you hater.”, I promise and put the passport in backbag.

It needs a photo.

So first get a passport photo and then try to find a way to Canada.

“The quickest way to the Kingdom to the North is through the Lost Forest. Head north, then north again. North... a-and then north.”, tells me, Kyle.

I just give him a disbelieving look.

Isn’t Canada like far away from us?

“All right. Who wants to join me?”, I ask aloud.

“It would be an honor to fight with you queen N.K.”, offers King Kyle.

Oh god!

I can help but blush.

Me and Kyle.

Alone.

Adventuring.

Ah!

“It would be my honor if you come with me, King Kyle.”, I managed to get out.

Tammy is wiggling her eyebrows at me. I send her a look.

Stop it, goddammit.

“I would like to come too.”

…Did I hear right?

Surprised I turn to Princess Kenny.

“You want to come with us my lady?”, I can’t help but ask.

The princess nods and sends King Kyle an angry look. The king looks confused back.

…Oh no, don’t tell me this is some jealous shit!

I thought me and Kenny were on the same page that we just have fun together and not more.

Does it me she actually likes me?

Or doesn’t she want any of her friends to be close to me?

Oh god, I already feel a headache form.

In the end, Princess Kenny and King Kyle accompanied me on my quest.

Kyle is civil with the Princess, while she looks ready to scratch his eyes out.

Of course, Kyle is confused about that, but he doesn’t ask what’s going on.

Hopefully, it stays this way.

I don’t need more drama.

I already beat up a fucking pedophile at the Photo Dojo. That motherfucker pretend to be the photograph, but when he started to ask me to take my clothes off I kicked his ass.

Thank god the real photograph was still there, even if bonded in ropes which of course we freed him from, and I got my passport photo.

We are walking through the Lost Forest on our way to Canada.

It’s awkward as hell, I won’t lie.

I would love to get to know Kyle better and joke around with Kenny, but the vibes that are going on stop me.

Damn, if this will be like this if I don’t make a decision then I can invest in a lot of anti-headache pills.

“There is the border.”, brings me King Kyle’s voice back from my thoughts.

There really is standing a lonely Mountie on the border control.

….Something weird is going on.

Colorado doesn’t border on Canada, what is with Wyoming and Montana? Did the Lost Forest make us walk through two whole states?!

I ask how, HOW, is this possible.

It’s then that the Mountie sees us, calling out: “HALT! This is as far as you go, buddy! Ahead of you lies the great kingdom of Canada! It is accessible only to the most noble and valiant of people.”

Wordlessly we three hand him our passports.

“Ah, I see you kids have each a passport! The papers appear to be in order. Very well, I hereby grant thee access to the great nation of Canada! OPEN THE GATE!”

Nothing happens.

We deadpan at the Mountie. Dude, you are all alone who should do it if not you?

“Oh, I'll do it. Hold on. There we go.”

The gate is open and we step foot in Canada.

Okay, now it gets, even more, weirder and crazier.

All looks suddenly so pixel-y, like an old NES RPG.

…What kind of drugs I am on? And who gave me drugs in the first place?

“I’m not the only one who sees this?”, I ask my two buddies.

“Meh, Canada was always weird.”, tells Kenny.

Kyle nods in agreement.

I raise an eyebrow.

“You have been here before?”

They both nod but don’t say more.

Ooookkkkkaaaaayyyy.

Let’s just roll with it and get this done.

We enter the city of Ottowa, making our way to the big ass mansion there.

In it, we get to meet the Prince and Princess of Canada. Didn’t know Canada was still a monarchy, but whatever.

The prince tells us to seek out the Earl of Winnipeg, who knows where the langue of the document aka. French is spoken.

He also warns us of Dire Wolves in the wilderness of Canada.

You know what Dire Wolves are, right?

They are like wolves…only Dire.

So we make our way to Winnipeg.

It doesn’t take us long since it’s practically on the left.

Isn’t Canada a bigass country?

Why is all so convenient near us?

Questions over questions and no answers in sight.

Maybe it’s better I stop questioning things since I will probably turn crazy in trying to find an answer.

The Earl of Winnipeg only wants to help us, after we kill the Dire Bears, who roam the city.

You know what Dire Bears are right?

I and my two crushes take care of them fast. We three make a good team.

Polyamory!

Shut up, brain not right now!

After we hand the Earl of Winnipeg the Dire Bear Pelts, he tells us that the document is written in the language of Eastern Canadian. The Minister of Montreal can translate it. But lucky as we are the Prince of Canada imprisoned the Minister of Montreal in the caverns of Quebec.

Why simply, when it can be complicated?

Back to the Prince also.

“I can’t believe we have to assassinate the Bishop of Banff so we can get out the Minister of Montreal!”, I shout.

Here we go again with fucked up shit.

“The Prince of Canada doesn’t seem like to change his mind.”, signs Princess Kenny.

“Maybe we will find another way?”, wonders King Kyle.

“Let’s talk with the Bishop.”, I tell them. “I don’t wanna kill someone. Maybe he has an idea.”

We reach Banff and go to the church, where the Bishop is praying.

“Excuse me, Father?”, I call out to him. “We need to talk to you urgently.”

“Oh three young Americans, how can I help you with? Someone of you wants to get married to the other?”, he really asks us.

We all turn red.

“Erm no, we are all just friends.”

I feel how Kenny is literally burning me with her look.

There I have my answers.

Kenny wants more.

Oh, dear.

Meanwhile, Kyle shyly looks at me.

….Wait! I know that look!

Kyle is into me too?!

OH MY LORD, THEY BOTH WANT ME?!

I would lie if this is not an enormous ego boost, but it complicates things just.

Polyamory, Polyamory!

Will you shut up brain?!

This will never work!

“Oh I see, so what seems the trouble children?”, wants the Bishop to know.

“The Prince of Canada wants to assassinate you.”, I explain, while he gasp scarred. “He wants as a probe for your death your balls.”

“Then I'll go away, the Prince will never know I'm alive. Please. Take these dire pig testicles, and tell the Prince they're mine.”

He holds out to me the pig testicles.

Disgusted I reach out to grab them, yet Princess Kenny is faster and takes them.

“A queen shouldn’t touch something like this.”, she simply says at my questioning look.

I hear Kyle mumbling something like not bad dude.

Oh god, they will not start to compete with each other!

Or?!

The Bishop is happy that he gets to live and we return to the Prince of Canada.

As it turns out the Prince is a giant asshole and won’t free the Minster of Montreal. Since without him and the Bishop he is now free do to as he pleases.

Before I can kick his royal ass, he leaves.

Fucker!

At least the Princess wants to help. She tells us to speak with the Duke of Vancouver. He can help us to get into the Catacombs of Quebec. She hands me a letter I shall give him.

Okay, then let’s go to Vancouver.

Did you think we finally can enter the catacombs and free the Minister after speaking with the Duke?

Yes?

Then you will be disappointed.

The Duke tells us to brave the Catacombs of Quebec we need to learn sorcery from some Monks who live in Vancouver.

How the heck could monks help us with this?!

I regret my words when we meet the monks.

They are nonother than Terrance and Phillip!

Gaah!

I wanna fangirl so bad!

“Who are you?”, ask me, Terrance.

I can’t get any word out, I’m too busy not to scream from happiness and ask sobbing for an autograph.

“Perhaps she is the American everyone is talking aboot, Terrance.”, guesses Phillip.

“Nah can't be. She can't be a master of spellcraft, she doesn't even know magic.”

“She probably doesn't even know how to fart.”

….So they wanna see some farts?

I never thought I would be this glad to have learned so many farts, but right now I am.

I show them my Dragenshout, Cup-A-Spell, and Sneaky Squeaker.

“Very impressive.”, praises Phillip. “She is worthy of our training after all.”

“Yes.”, agree Terrance. “Prepare thyself, child. It is time for you to learn some TRUE magic.”

And then they fart on me!

I won’t lie I’m only not offended and totally disgusted because TERRANCE AND PHILLIP FARTED ON ME!

THAT’S SO COOL!

THESE ARE BRAGGING RIGHTS!

I faint and wake up in an all-white room.

Terrance and Phillip look like they belong to the Matrix Trilogy.

So cool.

They teach me this powerful fart named Nagasaki.

After I master it, we are back in their cabin and they become even my Facebook friends!

That’s better than an autograph!

With a bow to my fart senseis, I drag Kyle and Kenny Catacombs of Quebec.

Nagasaki clears the way which was blocked by a boulder and after we killed some Dire Animals, we finally find the Minister of Montreal.

We free him.

He shouts something happily in French.

I guess probably something like I’m free.

“Erm Monsieur, can you translate this?”, I ask him, hoping he at least understands English.

Thank the lord he does.

The Minister is really a good fella, as Leo would say. Fast he translates the documents and then adds me as a Facebook friend.

We are finally done here in Canada!

Back to the girls now.

Tammy joined me again at the Secret Base of the fourth-grade girls and get help herself to tease me that I was alone with Kenny and Kyle.

I can tell her 100000 times that nothing happened, besides me realizing that both boys seem to like me a lot, Tam is having too much fun to make me blush…with her ideas.

I formally hiss at her to be quiet since the fourth-grade girls are reading now the translated document.

Even if I hate all this straight drama, I worked my ass off to get this done.

I wanna know too who is this two-faced bitch.

It’s a cute girl named Heidi Turner.

They call her really bad names and at the same moment forgive her since she is sorry.

Again I can only facepalm at this stupidy.

I’m done with them.

At least they finally, FINALLY, will join us in our fight.

A salute them and drag Tammy out with me.

Before we rejoin the boys I need some time alone with my best friend.

We decide to sit on a park bench, and just enjoy the sun rays on our skin. I lay with my head on Tammy’s lap, while she pets my hair.

She is humming a small melody.

It’s so relaxing.

“I wish you weren’t straight.”, I mumbled to her. “Then I would just date you and don’t have this problem with Kenny and Kyle.”

Tammy laughs.

“I feel honored, but N.K., is it really so difficult to decide whom you like better?”

“I like them equally, that never happened before. Maybe I just should let it be. If I can’t decide it isn’t meant to be.”

I hear how she takes out her phone and tips something at it.

“Mmh, why don’t you try polyamory?”, she actually says to me! “I have googled your problem and all say love triangles are shit and polyamory is the best solution. You know, it is interesting. You can just date both and no problem.”

“Besides that, both maybe don’t want that?”

“Beside that.”

Should I say it?

Well, if I can’t tell Tammy then I can’t tell no one.

“Me dating Kyle and Kenny at the same time is nice but…even nicer would be if we all just dated each other, but this will never happen since both are straight and I don’t think they would go for each other.”

After my confession, Tammy is quiet for a few seconds till she mumbles: “You know…Kyle and Kenny together sounds hot. I’m getting all tingling.”

“That’s Yaio.”

“Huh?”

“BoysXBoys love, a manga genre. Yuri is GirlsXGirls.”, I explain.

“Ah right, you wanted to explain that.”

Again silence is over us.

“N.K. the only advice I can give you if you won’t try out polyamory, just stay friends with the boys till you have more feelings for one of them.”

I sign, but I nod.

Maybe that’s for the best.

My perfect fantasy of us three dating each other is just that.

A fantasy.

I stand up, helping Tammy from the bench.

“Let’s go to the boys.”

We are back in the Elven Kingdom and I told King Kyle that the girls stopped being difficult and have joined us.

Happily, he announces to anyone: “Everyone listens up! The girls have agreed to fight by our side!”

“Huzzah!”, all scream relieved.

“The pirates and the Federation factions are standing by to fight as well, my Lord!”, informs Stan.

“Then the time for talk is over!”, proclaims Cartman. “Let us all make haste to CLYDE'S HOUSE!”

“Let’s kick his ass! This will be an epic beat-down!”, I add.

With battle screams, we all run out of the Elven Kingdom.

We are coming for you, Clyde!

Say goodbye to your power and the Stick of Truth!

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Friendly Faces Everywhere

Codename Dovahkiin Part 2

Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.

She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!

Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.

Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.

This gonna be a wild ride!

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Chapter 5: Heartbreaks

After the whole Inquisitor business, we had a day off from school and I used it to hang out with my female friends.

I’m pretty proud of them.

They are turning into little feminists.

It’s a joy to see that.

We decide to all get tickets for the Woman of Rock concert in Denver this Saturday. That will be amazing! I know it!

Yeah, so we had a nice and calm day.

When school was back the next day a pissed Kyle walked past my locker. I was about to go to Tammy’s locker, but I can’t let one of my friends/crush be like that.

“Hey Kyle what’s wrong?”, I call after him.

Good thing he stops and turns to me.

“Morning N.K., did you have a nice day off?”

I walk up to him and place a hand on his shoulder.

“I hung out with the girls, we had a nice day. You, my friend, look like some spit into your cereals.”

Kyle makes a face and explains: “You know I have a little brother. Ike?”

“Mhm-Mhm.”

“Well, I got the new Call of Duty and wanted to play with him, but he rather watches some dude named PewDiePie play it on his computer.”

“What is a PewDiePie?”, I ask confused.

“He's this guy from Sweden who has over 30 million YouTube subscribers. That dude is a big celebrity with kids these days.”

It makes klick in my head.

“Oh, he is a Let’s Player isn’t he?”

Kyle looks surprised at me.

“You know that, but you don’t know him?”

“I look sometimes at youtube videos if I don’t know how to solve a riddle in one of my video games for example.”, I explain to him. “Youtube is full of Let’s Players, but I never really gave them any attention. I just look for a solution if I’m stuck on continuing on playing. Don’t care who gives me that.”

“I wish Ike would do the same thing. He…just watched this PewDiePie play the games he should play with me and doesn’t care anymore.”, he signs defeated.

“Are you jealous, Ky?”

“Maybe a bit. I just want to spend time with my little brother. He can be a little shit, but I love him.”

My heart gets all warm and I want to hug Kyle to death. That’s so sweet!

I look around and find what I need right now.

Janitor’s closet.

I take Kyle’s hand, ignore his questions about what I’m doing, and lead him into it. I close it behind us.

Kyle is clearly confused, till I wrap my arms around his neck, hugging him to me. Now he is red like a tomato but hugs me back.

“N.K.?”

“I know I said that I wanted us all to stay friends and maybe it’s really not fair to Kenny but…you are so hot and cute when you talk about how much you love your brother. I dig it so much, someone who cares for his family. Do you mind if I kiss you, Ky?”

I can’t even look so fast as Kyle plants clumsy his lips on mine. I grin because of his enthusiasm and his clear lack of experience.

The red-haired boy feels this and takes his lips from me.

“Was this bad? Or too eager?”, he asks unsure.

 “It was perfect, now come here.”

I kiss him now.

Our lips slot together and slowly I show him how to kiss right. Our lips meet and part in a hot dance, till I’m sure he can handle it and lick along his lips.

Like a good boy, Kyle opens his mouth to me and we explore each other mouth.

He is a damn fast learner, I give him that.

I’m enjoying myself greatly and I hope he does too. The way he moans as we got more…handsy with each other is a good indicator that he is having the time of his life.

That’s when Kyle gets bolder. Shit! I had a feeling that Kyle is a top. Now I’m the one who moans and has weak knees.

Normally I prefer to top, but as he kisses along my throat, feeling his hands everywhere I have to admit to being a sub to him isn’t all that bad.

It’s amazing and an experience I can only recommend.

“Kyle!”, I moan as he sucks a practically sensible spot on my neck. “I would love to continue. Oh shit, baby, right there! Ah! But, but the school bell.-“

“Lay down.”

Huh?

Drunk on my hormones I blink at him.

The Kyle I see now turns me even more on. His beautiful green eyes have a spark in them I never saw and that smirk! Fuck, it’s hot.

He plants a kiss on my lips.

“Lay down, N.K. I don’t care if we miss the first hour, I’m not done with you. I waited so long to have you with me, dream about it, I’m not letting this chance waste.”, he confesses to me and his burning look could set me on fire right here right now.

I let out a whine and do as he says.

Let’s just say we missed the first hour completely and he had to put a hand on my mouth or I would have moaned so loudly that we would have been caught.

10 to 10 can only recommend skipping school and being with a fiery redhead in a janitor’s closet.

My satisfied smile doesn’t leave me, even after I got detention for missing the first lesson and didn’t have an excuse, to when all girls sat together at lunch break.

All my friends look confused and worried at me.

Wendy leans over to Tammy and whisper-shouts: “What’s wrong with her, her smile is creeping me out.”

“I don’t know. She missed the first lesson and then came the second lesson grinning like that.”, whisper–shouts Tammy back.

“N.K. hun, we love you, but stop it with the Joker smile.”, begs me, Bebe, while all our friends agree.

“I’m just happy, why is my smile creeping you out?”

“Why is your voice all raspy?”, wants Heidi to know. “It’s like…I don’t know?”

“Like she screamed really loud?”, means Red, eating her Mac and Cheese, pointedly not looking at me so she can’t see my apparently creepy smile.

“Yeah, like this.”

Nichole seems to analyze me formally, till she has a conclusion and gasps.

“Someone got down on you, didn’t they, N.K.?!”

Caught I blush crimson red and my friends’ chins meet the floor.

“You are kidding!”, shrieks Annie.

“Damn girl!”, applauds me Red.

“Who was it?!”, demands Bebe to know, while Wendy, Tammy, and Heidi just stare at me. I’m imagining things or does Heidi look sad?

“First of all that’s not the first time someone got down on me!”, I make clear. This earns me surprised gasps and damn girl. “Nor it’s not the first time I got down on someone and can you stop acting all shocked? Thanks. I’m just high on endorphins, that’s why I smile so. Also, it was one of my crushes so…”

“Oh my god, it was Kenny wasn’t it?!”, guesses Bebe.

I can’t help the smirk and drink my glass of water like the thirsty hoe I am.

“No…Kyle?!”, gasp Tammy and all my friends are losing it.

“Kenny and I had our moment when we played Stick of Truth and well today I had it with Kyle.”, I explain.

My friends are losing clearly their shit, only Heidi looks sadder any second.

Huh?

“Heidi?”, I call her. “Is something wrong?”

“N-No…I’m just not hungry anymore.”

She stands up from the table with her tablet.

“I will just…throw this away and maybe hang out at the library.”

We look after her all worried and confused.

“What is with Heidi?”, wonders Annie.

“Never saw her like that.”, agrees Nichole.

“Let’s give her time. Now N.K. you have to tell us all about how good Kenny and Kyle are, I’m dying over here!”, begs me, Bebe.

I roll my eyes but I explain in detail my two…let’s call it adventures with the boys.

After I’m done all look really bothered and red in the face.

“Damn, sis, I don’t want to be in your shoes right now.”, tells Tammy. “This makes it only more complicated whom you should pick.”

…Oh fuck didn’t think about that.

“You didn’t even think about that, huh?”, deadpans Wendy at me.

I groan and let my head fall on the table.

“My thirstiness once again fucked me.”

“At least you got two times good oral fucked before.”

“Bebe!”

“I’m just saying, Wends!”

At the end of the school day, I manage to catch Kenny alone at his locker.

“My princess.”, I call for him. “Can we talk for a second?”

“Hey N.K., what’s up?”, he asks as he puts some books in his backbag.

I sign, nervously rubbing my neck.

“Kenny I…Oh fuck, how do I say this?”

Kenny just titles his head cutely.

“You remember our little…erm…romantic getaway while we played Stick of Truth? After we freed Craig from detention?”  

He stares a second at me, till I hear how he snorts. “Nice description of us both giving the other head.”

“Kenneth, keep it down!”, I hiss. “It’s not anyone’s business.”

“Sure thing babe, why are you asking me that? Wanna go again? Choose me over Kyle?”

I can clearly hear the hopefulness in his jesting tone.

Oh fuck.

Why can’t I control myself better?

What I’m gonna tell him, will surely break his heart.

POLYAMORY!

Brain, not now!

I take all my courage I have to confess: “Actually…me and Kyle had today such a moment. That’s why he was late for class.”

It’s still between us.

A really bad stillness.

I don’t like it one bit.

“So…you choose Kyle? Did you want to tell me that?”, guesses Kenny in such a sad and defeated tone, that I get tears in my eyes. I feel his pain. “Can’t blame you. Kyle is good-looking, smart, and well-off. He can treat you better than I ever could.”

Before he can walk away I grip him by his shoulders.

“Kenny, Kenneth, my princess, that say such things. I told you this because I said we should stay friends and then I got horny and forgot it. I’m at fault here. I like you so much Kenny, I really do, but I like Kyle too. I can’t decide because I’m greedy and want you both.”, I tell him.

“Both? Like at the same time?”, he asks wondering. “Like a harem or what?”

“More like polyamoures relantenship. It’s when three or more people date each other.”, I correct. “But I know I can’t demand that from Kyle and you. You both are straight and don’t have feelings for each other. I will tell this Kyle too and not persuade anyone of you. I rather stay friends with you both than lose one of you. Forgive me, Kenny.”

With that dramatically I leave him.

Tears falling down my cheeks.

Why had this come to this?

It’s Saturday night and our whole girl squad with our mothers are at the Woman of Rock concert.

The atmosphere is amazing and Miley Cyrus slays, yet I can’t enjoy this.

I’m thinking about the heartbreak I inflicted on Kenny and Kyle. All because I’m greedy, chasing after something I can never have.

Both of them.

All my friends and our moms are having the time of their life, only I am the sad one.

Without enthusiasm, I dance and sing along to the songs.

That’s when I see how Heidi is walking in the direction of the food stands.

“Where is Heidi going?”, I yell at Tammy.

“She said she is thirsty.”, she answers yelling back.

Well…it’s not like I have anything better do to. Maybe talking with Heidi and eating a hotdog is better.

I tell my Mamma that I’m going to get something to eat, then I reach Heidi as she buys herself a Pepsi.

I didn’t see it before but…Heidi also looks like she rather be somewhere else than here.

Kinda like me.

“Hey, Heidi. The concert isn’t that great for you too, huh?”

She drinks her Pepsi, not looking at me.

“Yeah, I thought I would enjoy it, but I just can’t stop to think.”

“I feel you.”, I admit. “Wanna talk about it?”

Heidi shrugs her shoulders but agrees. I get myself something to drink too and a hotdog and we sit down at one of the tables.

“You still hung up on Kyle and Kenny?”, she ask me directly.

I sign.

“I told them both that I called it off.”

“Called it off?”

“Heidi, I’m a greedy bitch who wants Kyle and Kenny at the same time. Polyamoures relationship, do you remember I explained to you guys this the other day or so? I know that both will never agree to that since they are straight, so I put an end to this. I will stay just friends with them.”

My brunette friend humms and then looks at me with sad eyes.

Why is she sad?

“But you still like them.”

“That will probably never change.”, I confess, trying to keep my tears at bay.

Kyle and Kenny are both one in a million. I never felt a connection with someone as I feel it with them.

But it’s a pointless dream.

“You know I have a crush.”, startles me Heidi with her own confession. I blink at her, while she smiles bittersweet. “But my crush doesn’t seem to realize this.”

“Then he is an idiot.”

“She.”

…WHAT?!

“Don’t look that shocked…your lessons helped me realize that I actually like girls too.”, she admins, playing with her cup. “And now I have this crush on this amazing girl, yet she doesn’t see it, because she has her own drama going on.”

I just look at Heidi. My gut is telling me I know who she is talking about.

I reach for her hand, squeezing it.

“I never meant to hurt you too! I’m sorry I didn’t see you Heidi.”, I apologize heartfully.

She blushes red like a tomato and looks down.

“You had Kenny and Kyle on your mind.”

“That’s not an excuse to treat you badly. Heidi, you are one of my best friends. Yes, I’m hung up on Kenny and Kyle, but you mean a lot to me too.”

“Don’t give me hope, please.”, she cries silently.

I wipe away her tears and caress her cheek.

“Heidi listen. I thought about asking you out, but I didn’t because of this whole Kenny and Kyle disaster. But I put an end to this. It has no future. But…I can imagine a future with you.”

Now she gasps, crying even more.

“You wanna go out with me tomorrow?”, I ask her. “I will totally understand after all this if you don’t want to.”

She is still for a few seconds till she answers: “I—I would like this very much.”

I can’t help but smile and give her a little kiss on the cheek. Heidi blushes even more.

My heart feels a bit lighter.

Maybe that is what I need right now to get over Kenny and Kyle.

A real date with someone I like and only like them.

Heidi and I return holding hands back to the concert.

Well, the concert ended in a flop as Lorde started to rub her clit in front of us all.

Never so fast did my Mamma pick me up and got me home.

I’m now in my room, telling Tammy on the phone about my date with Heidi tomorrow.

“Not that I’m happy for you that you still wanna date.”, she begins. “But is this really the best way, if you still like Kenny and Kyle?”

“I never said I didn’t like Heidi!”

“Yeah, I know. You said that you would hit her or Bebe up. I’m just…worried okay? For you and for her. Don’t get into a relationship only because you can’t have Kenny and Kyle together. That wouldn’t be fair to Heidi.”

We talk till bedtime about this. I can understand Tammy, I really do, but I also really like Heidi.

I want to try.

Sunday evening approaches fast and it’s time for my date with Heidi.

I picked this time a red dress, with a rose hairband and black shoes.

We agreed on I would pick her up for our date.

I knock on her door and her father opens.

“Hello N.K.”

“Hello Mr. Turner, is Heidi ready?”

“In a moment, little lady. Look I’m gonna be straight with you, I always thought my daughter would bring a boy home, so I’m a bit confused about what to do.”, he tells me. “I know you both are good friends already and treating you to hurt you if you hurt her…hasn’t the same effect since you are a girl and I don’t think you are like the horny boys in your age group…so…just be good to my daughter all right?”

I give it to Mr. Turner he is at least trying. A lot of parents should be like this. Supportive.

“Don’t worry Mr. Turner Heidi is first and foremost my friend, even if this wouldn’t work out I would do anything to stay her friend because I like her.”, I say to him.

“Good, that’s good, little lady. Heidi! N.K. is here.”, he calls back into the house.

“Coming Dad!”

Seeing Heidi in her pretty floral dress makes all doubts vanish from my mind.

I smile big at her and she smiles the same way back at me.

I greet her with a little cheek kiss, taking her hand.

Yes, this is the right decision.

Hand in hand Heidi and I walk into school. We giggle and smile, ignoring the shocked looks of most people.

We walk up to our friend group, who is standing around Bebe’s locker. All are smiling back at us.

At least our friends are on our side.

“Since you both shine bright like diamonds, I assume your date went well?”, it’s a rhetorical question from Tammy.

I wrap my arm around Heidi’s shoulder and kiss the crown of her head. All our friends coo.

“Yeah, we are dating!”, I proclaim.

Our friends start to congratulate us, as I hear Cartmen’s voice: “Oh look at that, the thirsty hoe, got herself a little lesbian. Tired of sucking dicks, huh, bitch!”

I turn around to smash my fist in his stupid face…only to blink at the little commentator window above us, like in a Let’s Play.

“What the fuck Cartman!”

“What is this shit, now?”, adds Wendy, as the other girls agree.

“It’s called commenting. Not that a hippie like you would know, Wendy.”

“Fuck off, Fatass!”, I growl. “Or I will make you.”

“And how-“

I’m not letting him finish.

I jump high in the air and smash my fist against it.

The commentary window is gone.

All aww at me, while Heidi says proudly: “That’s my girlfriend!”

One good thing about this strange ability Cartman now has is that since I destroyed it, people don’t really react anymore to Heidi and me, they ask me to please destroy Cartman’s commentary window when it pops up.

It’s satisfying seeing fatass getting madder at me for any window I destroy.

Still, I wonder how he got that power all of a sudden.

Well, if he plans to get world domination this way I will stop him with my Magical Girl Powers.

For now, I will enjoy my new relationship with Heidi.

As I escort her to her classroom, I see Kenny and Kyle who look at me with…longing I would say.

I ignore them and kiss Heidi’s forehead as a goodbye.

It’s better this way.

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The Stick of Truth

Codename: Dovahkiin Part 1!

N.K. is angry at her parents. Not only did they move again, no, but they moved into a snowy hicktown named South Park! She was sure she would hate it there, yet surprisingly she gets to participate in the epic RPG the kids play and falls for the human princess and the elf king. Who is friend, who is foe and which side should she choose?

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

Epilogue

I step out of my house and breath in the fresh and cold morning air.

I’m still not Elsa, but maybe I can live with this cold.

We will see.

“Morning N.K.!”, greets me Tammy happy.

I hug my best friend tight and arm in arm we walk to school.

“So ready for your first school day?”, she asks me.

“After the craziness of last week I’m going to so enjoy normal stinky school.”, I admit.

Tammy nods.

“Not that I blame yeah…so our Stick of Truth RPG is really stopped for now?”

“Well, without Stick and me being the Empress of both fractions it doesn’t make sense to still have war and play this RPG.”, I explain. “Besides it totally got out of control. Till we get a new idea, it’s the best it’s on ice.”

“If you say so. Also back to normal life. I hope I can join the next RPG earlier, even if it was crazy and fucked up, I had a lot of fun with you.”, confesses Tammy to me.

Smiling I give her a cheek kiss, which makes her giggle.

“As long as the boys make me play with them, I will always find a way to have you with me.”

We pass the bus stop where Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny are waiting for the bus. Waving at them in greetings and all besides Cartman, who rolls his eyes, wave back.

But me and Tammy continue going on foot.

“So…something new on the Kyle/Kenny front?”, wants Tammy to know.

I’m saved from answering since Leo joins us.

“Big sis, Tammy, good morning! Can I walk with you?”

“Of course Leo!”

I take his hand and he smiles like sunshine at me.

“We will talk about this later, you can’t keep me hanging!”, whispered Tammy in my ear, before she turns to Leo asking him about his weekend.

The truth is I don’t know how it will go with my two crushes in the future. Till I don’t know who I like more, I will do nothing.

Once again I ask you to consider polyamory.

Brain, go fuck yourself!

I’m part of you, also I don’t have hands, how should I do this?

You know what, I will just ignore this before I turn crazy. It’s surely not healthy to talk with yourself that way and concreted on Tammy and Leo.

Smiling I listen to their talking.

I could get used to this.

After I used my Magical Girl Wand Attack Eye-Patch-Grandpa and his minions didn’t appear again.

Maybe…just maybe I can finally live like a normal pre-teen life.

No more moving around.

Having a social life.

Living my teenage years with people I know and like.

Maybe South Park will be my home for a long time.

That would be amazing.

We have reached the school and I dare Leo and Tammy to a race at the front door.

Let’s start this new chapter in my life!

I'm going down to South Park

Gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation

I'm going down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night

People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"

Heading on up to South Park

Gonna see if I can't unwind

I love girls with big fat titties

I love girls with deep vaginas

So come on down to South Park

And meet some friends of mine

We have reached the end.

Book Two will be called Friendly Faces Everywhere and will be about all South Park episodes till Franchise Prequel.

Then we will have the third book about The Fractured But-Whole!

Thanks for all your comments and support and I hope you read the other books too!

Till next time, my loves.

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Friendly Faces Everywhere

Codename Dovahkiin Part 2

Now that the Stick of Truth RPG is over it's time for N.K. to face the normal everyday life of South Park.

She should have known nothing in South Park is ever normal!

Day to day the craziness of this supposed quiet little mountain town she has to combat now.

Thank god, she has Tammy, Wendy, her boys, and her Social Media/Magical Girl Powers on her side.

This gonna be a wild ride!

Main Pairing: New Kid/Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski

I put three episodes in one Chapter.

This shows how adding a new character can basically change the whole storyline.

Fascinating!

Now happy reading.

P.S. I didn’t add Handicap because this was not a main character EP and like N.K. has not really contact with the disabled kids.

Chapter 3: Weird, weirder, South Park!

It’s after lunchtime at school and I’m with Tammy in the girl’s bathroom. Wendy, Bebe, and Red are also here with us.

I’m helping Tammy cover up a pimple, while our friends each take a turn to do the business the toilettes were built for.

All is normal and nice.

Of course, SOMEONE has to disturb it.

Fucking Eric Cartman enters our bathroom, zeroing at the stalls!

Before anyone can react or say something, I grip Cartman by his fat neck, ignoring his protests, and drag him out of the bathroom.

Out on the school floor, I throw him against the lockers.

“You stupid bitch!”, he curses at me.

I punch beside his face at the locker staring him down with my best death glare. He is shaking in fright.

“What the fuck was that?!”, I ask. “Why did you enter the girl’s bathroom?”

I give him this, at least, even if he is shitting his pants, he managed to press out: “I'm transginger.”

“What?”

“Did you notice the bow?”

Cartman points at the little pink bow he has now on his wool hat.

“I'm not comfortable with the sex I was assigned at birth, so I'm exercising my right to identify with the gender of my choice.”

“Bullshit!”, I growl out and punch again beside his face. Cartman flitches. “That’s just a scheme of yours to use our bathroom, god knows why. You aren’t transgender, dickhead.”

“Don't give me any more issues than I already have, Douchebag!”, he has the balls to say to me.

Okay enough.

I grip him by his collar slamming him against the lockers. He winces in pain.

“Don’t pull this shit you fucking asshole! I don’t want to make me angry! Let my community in peace and don’t use it for your agenda!”, I hiss at him. “Stop this shit right now or I gonna beat you up! I will beat you up so much that the beatdown I gave you while we played the Stick of Truth was a nice massage! You understand me!”

I let go of him and he falls on his fat ass painfully.

I point at him.

“Don’t test me bitch!”

With that, I return back to the girl’s bathroom.

I should have known that Cartman is as stupid as he is stupor.

I get called into the principal’s office, where Cartman is already waiting there with his mom, crying in her arms. Principal Victoria and my parents are there too.

“Oh god, what lying story did he tell you!”, I ask annoyed into the room.

I can see from Principal Victoria’s look that she doesn’t buy Cartman theater either, but somehow he managed to convince his mom, and now we are here.

“Novella-Karin Campo!”, begins Papà. “Did you really threat Erica here to beat her up if she uses the girl bathroom?”

“That’s not Erica that’s still Cartman who has one of his schemes going on!”, I counter.

Cartman wails and hugs his mom tight.

“I told you she is a transgingerphobe!”

“I’m not and it’s called trangenderphobe, you ignorant piece of shit!”

“My daughter is part of the LGBTAQ+ community since she was a little girl.”, comes Mamma to my defense. At least her! “She never was transphobe, she always was there for her sisters and brother who struggle with their gender identity. This is ridiculous!”

“Mrs. Campo I understand you and your daughter, but I need to get to the bottom of this. Sadly.”, mumbles Principal Victoria the last part, but I heard her.

Yep, she is totally not buying Cartman bullshit too.

I don’t wanna have her job right now too.

“Also, Eric here-“

“-It’s Erica, goddammit, mom say something?!-“

“-Don’t get angry so fast hun, people need to learn your new name, I certainly do-“

“-Mom!-“

“-Anyway as I was saying!”, starts Principal Victoria again. “Erica wanted to use the girl bathroom and you Novella-Karin dragged her out of it and threatened to beat her up if she tries this.”

I shrug my shoulders.

“I told a little boy, who takes advance of my transgender brothers and sisters, only the truth! I will not let him use them as an excuse to shit in the girl’s bathroom.”

“N.K.!”, growls my father in warning, but Mamma gives him a little hit on the head.

“Christiano Campo, you rather believe someone else than your own daughter?!”

Oho, Mamma used Papà full name. She is pissed at him. He realizes this too, while he rubs his hurting spot.

Papà stays still.

Yeah, that’s probably better.

“I see.”, says Principal Victoria. “Sadly there is no evidence that Erica is taking advance.”

“Not even that we talk here about Eric Cartman who is known to pull shit like that?!”, I call in disbelief in between.

“Novella-Karin I can understand you, I really do, but my hands are tied. For threatening Erica you get a whole month of detention.”

I stare at her in disbelief, while Cartman, the fat fuck, grins in triumph.

Oh just wait, I have still a triumph card!

“Okay if Cartman here really is transgender then he must have started hormon therapy.”, I point out. “There are surely doctor notes that support his claim. If not he is lying.”

I’m betting that he probably doesn’t know that you don’t need to be on hormone therapy to be considered transgender. I bet he only made a little research on the subject.

Turn out I’m right. It’s satisfying to see Cartman’s face fall. Didn’t think about that, heh, fatass?

It’s still for a few seconds till Cartman yells: “Motherfucker!”

In the end, Cartman gets two-week detention for entering the girl’s bathroom, and my detention is canceled since it was my right to kick him out.

Also, I think Principal Victoria has nothing against it if I really beat up Cartman.

Of course somehow the whole school hears about this and people celebrate me like a celebrity.

It’s an enormous ego boost.

Also, it shows how hated Cartman is.

All in all a good day’s work.

The next days in South Park are again fucked up!

Somehow a drone took a video of Craig’s mom naked and from there on, neighborhood drones, police drones, and military drones flow around us.

Even my parents participated with a drone!

What really pissed me off besides that all our privacy was invaded, was that Mrs. Tucker got heat only because she doesn’t shave down under.

Again I made use of my Social-Media Powers to help to get rid of the problems.

#AllNaturelBeaty and #DownWithDrones were trending everywhere.

My first Hashtag did help Mrs. Tucker, but I learned something new about my powers. I have to be more specific with my Hashtags since the solution to taking out drones was to bring more drones in.

In the end, someone used a blow-up doll with a hairy vagina to lead all the drones away from the city.

The evening after that the whole city is having a fancy banquet and celebrating the supposed hero, Mrs. Tucker, and her bush.

I can just facepalm at this all, as also a mistrial sings a heroic song for her.

Why is South Park so sick?!

Our school day starts pretty normally. I’m with Tammy at her locker, she is getting her books for our first lesson, as Jimmy walks up to us.

“G-Good morning, g-girls!”

“Hey, Jimmy!”

“What’s up, noble bard.”, I add playful.

“Not much. I just wanted to make sure you heard the fuh-fantastic news. There's a new Terrance & Phillip mobile game, and it's so amazing and incredibly fun.”

He shows us this fun game on his phone. I frown, while Tammy purses her lips.

I’m not much of a smartphone gamer and Tammy isn’t a fan of Terrance and Philip. I know shocking, I’m trying to get her to like them.

“That’s nice?”, Tammy says for us both.

“Isn’t it? And the most unbelievable part? It's totally free. You should download it to your phone right now. I mean, come. On. If it's free, why wouldn't you?”

“I don’t play mobile games, but sure, I could check it out.”, I tell Jimmy.

I mean it’s still Terrance and Philip.

“You betcha, pal.”

With that, he leaves us. We both look at each other and shrug our shoulders.

At recess, I try out the game, while Tammy watches me.

“This…is the biggest bullshit ever!”, I declare as I uninstall it.

That game wanted me to collect coins and then asked for real money to have more coins to rebuild Canada.

“I stay with my PlayStation game!”

“Aren’t DLC also kind of expansive? What’s the difference with this?”, Tammy wants to know.

“You didn’t say this! It’s a lot different. You get at last a whole new level and extra hours to play in it.”

We are walking around the school playground as we see Stan’s gang minus Stan and…huh I’m hearing right.

“Don’t tell me you guys tried also out the Terrance and Phillip mobile game?”, I call out to them.

“We did.”, responds Kyle and puts his phone away. “It’s so dumb.”

We all together agree to never play it again. I have a feeling this is a scheme even if it’s Terrance and Phillip.

But apparently, the one who wasn’t with us yesterday didn’t get the memo and even didn’t show up to school today.

Stan, I’m talking about Stan.

I’m with Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman to see after him. Tammy and Leo couldn’t come since Tammy has now karate training and Leo has to help his parents with something.

We enter Stan’s room.

He is playing the stupid mobile game in his bed all right.

“Ohhh hey guys.”, greets us, Stan.

“You... missed school today?”, reminds him, Kyle.

“Yeah, I just wasn't feelin' the best.”

I cross my arms and cock a hip out.

“But you feel well enough to play the Terrance and Phillip mobile game, Stanley?”

“Well yeah, I was sick in bed. What else was I gonna do?”

“Not playing and trying to get well?”

“N.K., I don’t think he is really sick.”, whispers Kenny.

“I know, I was just pointing it out.”, I whisper back.

“How much money did you micropay today, Stan?”, wants Cartman to know from him.

“Nothing! Dude, I bought like $10 worth of Canadough. But check it out, I unlocked the stadium in Toronto.”

Stan even smiles at us.

“You spent $10 and eight hours to unlock a stadium?”, summarize Kyle in disbelieve.

“You guys, is it that much dumber than video games you play?”

“Yes.”

“I can’t believe I agree with Cartman, but yes. Even DLCs are more fun than that shit!”

“It's just something to kill some time. Like Jimmy said, it's a cool way to zone out.”

….Wait a second, Jimmy?!

“Waitwaitwait, Jimmy told you about this game?”, says Kyle.

“Jimmy told me about this game.”, informs Cartman.

“Kenny, N.K. who told you about this game?”

“Jimmy!”, we say together.

“Dude, what?!”

“The?!”, continues Cartman.

“Fuck?!”, end Kenny and I.

We decide to let Stan be and hunt Jimmy down. He needs a lot to explain to us. We find him, trying to sell the game to a kid.

As it turns out the Canadian government pays Jimmy to push the game to other kids and he accepts their money because he has debts with another freemium game.

What a fucked up circle of money-making.

On good thing is that Stan realizes he needs help and comes to us. While he and Jimmy talk, we other are in Kyle’s kitchen talking about what we could do to stop this all.

Well, Kyle tries to think of a plan, I just go to my many social media platforms and spread the hell out of it.

“Kyle, stop coming up with a grand plan I already put the word out!”, I tell him showing him my Twitter account. “"Terrance & Phillip hire pushers to make money off addicts." is already trending and gets millions of retweets.”

“I don’t like to say it but these social media powers of you are useful Douchebag.”

“Thanks, fatass, but your compliment doesn’t mean much to me.”

More we can’t do.

The boys decide to go play basketball, while I pick up Tammy from karate to hang out with her and our girl squad later.

We all are in Bebe’s room, talking and shit, as Bebe looks at her phone and tells us apparently Satan, yes that Satan, and the Canadian Satan had a face-off, and normal Satan won and Canada bans all freemium games.

This craziness of South Park spread apparently to the whole world.

Meh, I just lay down on her floor and continue reading my Demon Slayer manga to Heidi.

I’m starting to have no more fucks to give, so…whatever!

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The Woe’s of a Fanfiction Writer

Welcome to my second blog where I just complain about how it is to be a Fanfiction Writer, waiting for reviews that never come and doubting