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Prompt 63
After The Mountain™, Jaskier is desperate to prove himself a Worthy Travel Companion™ to Geralt, so he decides to take up alchemy. Perhaps if he gets very good at brewing Geralt's potions, Geralt will find him worthy of keeping around. When Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen, he can't help but notice that Jaskier is suddenly spending every possible second with Lambert. LAMBERT. I mean, he loves his brother, don't get him wrong! But Lambert? Geralt's words were cruel, and he was still working out the full apology he wanted to give Jaskier (He deserved better than just an "I'm sorry") but he's worried that he's already lost his chance, as Jaskier is seemingly finding himself a new witcher.
Part 2 of the 80’s band au, punk Eskel and Lambert 🤘🗡
Jaskier: damn boy you make my heart skip a bleat😔
Eskel: :( that’s not good for your health
Jaskier: do you like cuddling? Me too, we should do it together sometime on my bed.😉
Eskel: aww Jask, I wish I could but I can’t today
Jaskier: why 😭😭 what could possibly be more important than cuddling with the best bard?
Eskel: it’s Lil Bleater’s birthday
At one point Jaskier would probably start sexting the witchers... but for cuddles. Like
Jaskier: Hey handsome ❤️
Lambert: wtf
Jaskier: Wachu doing tonight? 🥺
Lambert: are you drunk??
Jaskier: *sends picture of his bed*
Lambert: jaskier wtf im married!?
Jaskier: 🤭😜 Bring Aiden with you
Jaskier: We could...
Jaskier: cuddle 😉
Lambert: ...
Jaskier: PLEASE!! 🥺🥺 Geralt is on a hunt and I'm lonely!!
And all witchers agree that it's freaking weird, but they still come over anyways.