James Potter And Regulus Black Creating A Mashed Version Of Spanish And French That No One Else Can Understand

james potter and regulus black creating a mashed version of spanish and french that no one else can understand lives rent free in my head

You know how fucking sharp you have to be to impersonate someone for ten months? Not one tell, not one slip up or moment of weakness. To know their personality and mannerisms so well that not even their friends recognize the difference? To not mess up your schedule and forget to take the polyjuice potion even once?

Barty Crouch Jr got 12 OWLs for a reason. That kid is a fucking GENIUS. No one lesser could pull all of that off.

I may not like him, but I respect his game.

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

regulus *arranging chess pieces*: I'm making a straight line.

sirius: ooh yes reggie make that heterosexual line!

regulus: what does heterosexual mean?

sirius: nothing :)

regulus: MOTHER, what does heterosexual mean?

walpurga: SIRIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

sirius: indoctrinating the children

i’m bored so here’s my sexuality hc’s for marauders characters (feel free to add your own in the comments!)

James: this man is pan to me, like he does not care about who he gets with as long as he’s with someone.

Sirius: to me he’s either bi or he doesn’t care enough to put a label on himself.

Remus: my mind switched between gay and bi all the time and honestly, either works it just makes sense.

Peter: he is aro/ace to me, and that’s not just because like “oh he’s plus-sized so he can’t be with anyone” i love peter very much and thats just how i see it 😭 but i do love him with sybill weither is romantic or qpr.

Mary: very much like sirius i think that she wouldn’t label herself but she knows she likes anyon.

Lily: she is very bi to me, the vibes are just there yk? and yes idc if it’s unrealistic that their all queer, their wizards for crying out loud.

Marlene: that is a LESBIAN if ive ever seen one. i just known she wouldve dated a guy in like 3rd year and absolutely wouldve HATED it.

Regulus: that is a gay man, no denying it. ofc he would have a hard time coming to terms with but he’ll get there eventually.

Barty: he’s bi and aro-spect. one of my favourite hc’s because alot of people will have him hooking up with half of hogwarts and then for him to not stay with any of them just makes sm sense to me. for me he didn’t really know what love was like until Evan.

Evan: gay and ace. he switches alot for me because he’s either sex repulsed or a complete freak. but i think his situation is very similar to barty’s just with being asexual and i think he would be willing to try things with barty and only barty.

Dorcas: she’s lesbian to me, i physically can not see her with a man.

Pandora: pan and aro-spect. i love the aro and ace twin hc’s and i will never let go of that. i dont know exactly where she stands on the arospect but she’s there and ofc she doesn’t care what people are, it’s pandora for crying out loud.

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