I Clowned Myself.

I clowned myself.

We got our writing assessment back and I got flagged for making up a quote that didn’t exist, but guys.

Guys.

I didn’t make it up; it was a quote from the fanfic I stress-binged the night before my assessment.

Has anyone done a dabihawks fic through Shigaraki and Mirikos perspective?

Like in a crack way them coming together to discuss who deserves to kick who's best friends ass more.

Rumi: dabi mutilated Hawks, he's permanently disabled now.

Shigs: yes, and? Hawks betrayed not only dabi. But his chosen family. He murdered one of us.

Rumi: and Dabi hunted down and threatened Hawks' mentally unstable mother!

Or! In a more serious direction

Both of them watching their emotionally distant friend that they know has been through so fucking much slowly becoming more confident and happy because of this "Nothing serious just some guy I talk to because of work" friend, watching them grow enough to open up to you even more and let them in to a level they never imagined theyed see. In turn they become the number one advocate for the relationship no matter how ridiculous it is

Posting random stuff in haiku form so haiku bot notices you.

When I say I want dabihawks whump, what I mean is I want Hawks to randomly FaceTime Dabi in the following scenario

Hawks: heyyyyyyyy Hot stuff

Dabi: Hawks???

Hawks: s-sorry. But I think- I think I might need some help

Dabi: Hawks??????

Hawks: ‘s jus’ a small scratch. But I can’t-

Dabi: Hawks??

Dabi: Hawks!

Dabi: Shit that’s a lot of blood

Dabi: You know bones are supposed to be inside your fucking body right?

Dabi: I’m on my way birdie, hang in there

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

love the trade-off with quirks in mha bc it’s always such dramatic shit like dabi’s quirk burns him alive and midoriya’s quirk repeatedly breaks all his bones and then it’s just. yeah this is shigaraki he is THEE villain of all time and if he uses his crazy powerful murder quirk too much it gives him eczema