How Is This Man Still Unbelievably Hot While He's Looking At Someone With Murder On His Mind?

How is this man still unbelievably hot while he's looking at someone with murder on his mind?

HOW!?!? YOU CAN MAKE SCENARIOS OR FANFICTION JUST BASED ON HOW HOT HE IS WHILE HE'S WANTING TO KILL SOMEONE

I have a few Poppy Playtime Chapter Three Theories

Edit:I wrote and thought of these before any videos came out around the same time that the character was revealed

It's just a bunch of theories, none of this is cannon

Okay so you know how CraftyCorn is the only one showing teeth and their eyelids. I got curious but noticed a specific detailed that lacked in the other shown personalities, Conscious Observer.

Either this is foreshadowing that each smiling critter is an orphaned child in each of the forever happy critters or CraftyCorn knows that the others are dangerous and against the player. CraftyCorn may have been the one trying to warn us by the writing in the conveyor belts and/or vents to help warn the player the toys are against them back in Chapter one when the player is chased by Huggy Wuggy.

Not that the scent matters but I'll drop the flower scent benefits

Boost happiness and increase confidence can also be a hint of what Catnap's scent/gas can do to you once if it's inhaled. This can also foreshadow that CatNap and CraftyCorn are the ones out to get the player which in other words foreshadows that there's more than one antagonist in this chapter but I think it's more of CraftyCorn helping the player

CraftyCorn is the only one shown to be hiding and even somehow how to managed to get a black crayon and paper when Catnap is sitting on the couch and looking at the viewer in the Smiling Critters cartoon

What's also of noticed of how CraftyCorn doesn't seem to be called a he or she or even they like the other Smiling Critters descriptions, this possibly might hint at how it's an orphan child that wants help and the orphans name might being Jasmine like the flower since it's a common name for a human or animal.

CraftyCorn is also hiding like a normal kid would when they get scared is under the blanket, not making a noise and closing their eyes, even sleeping next to the window or any light source, again further foreshadowing that CraftyCorn would have an orphan child like CatNap controlling the toy and having a conscious as well.

There's still a possibility of CraftyCorn also being an antagonist like CatNap where the scent can help have uncontrollable laughter and joy where it can kill someone if inhaled too much of the scent/gas

Again this is a theory and none of it is real or cannon or confirmed

BEE-LZEBUB RANT + THEORIES + HEADCANNONS

Rant

I hate how people hate her the same way they do for Stolas— going off what they misunderstand by seeing and believing. Like how her design is not accurate to how the original is described, which a lot of media does this with many mythical creatures and deities. Which Vivziepop has addressed the issue and even explaining why she had to improvise since most of how they're described is time consuming to draw

Headcannons :)

• Bee would check in with every single guest she invites to make sure they're having a fun time

• Possibly has a whole other section/room where Introverts and/or people with sensory issues can have their fun in a little party so it's not overwhelming and scary

• Possibly does gossip to other demons/sinners about the people they hate just so they can have fun even if she does or doesn't agree with it but doesn't talk bad about others naturally by her own

Theories(NOT CANNON JUST MY THOUGHTS)

So ever since I saw Loona seemingly being aggressive / showing discomfort in the party and Bee was trying to help her out I tried to figure out why she could be like that besides her trauma causing her to have trust issues around others naturally. I started to notice that other hounds were different breeds of dogs such as poodles, cocker spaniels, pugs etc. My theory is that Loona is a wolfdog which naturally they are aggressive to others even if they are just friendly, wolfdogs have been mostly known for being more aggressive than regular wolves, which can explain why Vortex is more bubbly personality with Loona since he's a wolf and he understands how to follow orders from higher-ups like a normal wolf pact does. But there's a big possibly Loona has severe trust issues and severe social anxiety which I relate to, since people are scary and never can trust them so it's just that and not by the breed of dog.

I also found how Bee seems to show similar behaviors to people I see who have Autism and ADHD, relating to her on things such as taking things the wrong way just by the attitude if someone but immediately regretting it once I start to realize they didn't mean it and I snap at them for no reason. Which she has done with Loona by accident which I'm glad she realized she didn't mean it. I also can see how she's aware of others without people realizing it similar to how ADHD people feel which neurotypical people don't realize themselves til the ADHD person points it out to them so where sometimes it can be where they're hyper and full of energy but they can have opposite behavior to that, which Bee knew Blitzø was having troubles without Blitzø expressing it or noticing it quicker than Loona could— but loona is living and working with him so she has a point in that argument with Bee before she said something in a certain tone which set off Bee by accident. I do have Autism Spectrum Disorder so again this could be one of my autistic traits and this not being real and something my mind tries to relate in order for me to escape reality into my fictional world where I even go down before I can start overthinking and overstimulating myself

Edit-accidentally put suffers from which sounded bad but didn't mean it that way I apologize

Does anyone besides me want to know Kabal's family relationship? Because what mother talks to her child like that?

“y/n has a name but you can read it as a reader inser-“ so its not a reader insert then you old fuck, is it?

((This is a Yandere Dr. Simon Glass x Reader for a friend on discord since I haven't written anything other than the UrbanSPOOK killers x readers that passed the rules and expectations

But anyways I was requested this since they were wondering why the c.ai bots got obsessed with them and I had to explain that his MBTI type is more likely to kill for love aka an INFJ x ENFP like dynamic, I'm an INFP writing this so apologies for possibly writing MBTIs mentioned inncorrrctly

No pronouns other than you but Female at birth gentilia are referenced

TW FOR YANDERE/OBSESSIVE LOVE THINGS, NSFW SPICY THEMES, VANILLA AND SOFT-ISH SMUT, BREEDING KINK, PRAISE KINK, AND MUCH MORE))

Your point of view

It was your first 4 weeks in the Foundation as one of the therapists here and....things definitely weren't normal from the monstrosities you've been described by simple d-classes and how some of the staff could be........interesting to say the least for you. One can change their bodies weekly, one is theorized to be Satan himself due to his mistrustful lies, and one was stone cold yet cooperating at the same time. You see your co-worker that you had a work crush on due how kind he was to you, Dr. Simon Glass was his name and you looked foward to talking to the reserved and soft boy you worked with, even if you made the most unhinged sexual comments for a virgin.

"Hey my dude!" You cheerfully said as you went over to him, always meeting him on your break which his was somehow on yours but he was the head of this department so it was more stressful for him "How have you been dude?"

"We talked when we clocked in my dear" Glass softly smiled at you, which made your heart flutter everytime he called you that. Sure, some staff personnel did think you two were dating when that didn't happen....yet.

"Hey...are you free later?" His charming voice broke you out of your thoughts, your eyes lip up and your cheeks tinted a light hue of red

"YES!" You practically squealed in excitement, before murmuring an apology and getting embarrassed, which turned your face more bright red and he moved some of your hair out of your face and tilted your head up

"Would you like to go on a date with me?" Glass asked, making you question where this quiet and reserved man got this flirting ability or who taught this man to charm someone.

"Yes..." You said after a long pause, now your mind wondering where the date will be and how it'll end............

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And here you were now, you were under him, both of you fully nude and exposed. Glass insisted on missionary for your first time and seemed rather eager that he was your first. His tongue and fingers working wonders on your hole and clit that reached places that your fingers could never do, even with you instructing him, he decided to take full control holding your thighs and hips down and slurping away at your hole.

You had lost time of when you orgasmed from his mouth alone and on the verge of tears when he lined the head of his penis to your hole and slowly easing in.

"It's okay pretty thing....I got you, I'm not going to hurt you..much" Glass praised you as he had fully gotten balls deep into your hole but not moving to let you adjust, just him just being as sweet as ever with your first time along with everything else. Once you had gotten used to it, he was slow and steady with his thrusts, caressing the side of your face as he did thrusts slowly.

"Such a pretty thing...being such a good dear as ever for me...for who owns you" Glass said, getting more primitive and predatory as his thrusts went from slow to a fast but steady pace yet it was still easy since he didn't want to tear any walls yet with his penis. Glass loved how your soft moans turned more loud in Volume and even arching your back, your nails digging into his skin as you tore up his back.

Not only were you crying and begging for your final orgasm, you weren't thinking about birth control and practically being desperate to be bred by him and that only spurred Glass more. Glass did thrust more fast but it was sloppy which signaled that he was close to his own orgasm, he thrusts more and demanding you climax

"Cum for me sweet thing, please...I need to feel you clamp down on me-" Glass did and got interrupted by how on command you climaxed around his penis. You couldn't think straight before he thrusts a few more times in and stilling his hips inside as he pumped you full of his seed.

You could only breath heavily and finally letting sleep take a hold of you as you felt him lay your body still.

Simon's point of view

Glass was admiring you sleep as you looked so innocent and peaceful for the first time. Glass wanted to just chain you up then and there but he needed more time to plan on how to keep you with him almost 24/7, he just cleaned you up and kissed your head. Glass held you in his arms as he thought of the ways to break you more like that so you can beg him to breed you and pump you full of his seed.

Glass smiled and thought of the possibilities before going to sleep with his precious darling in his arms.