Confused Af About Fundy's Existence (from Wilbur N Sally.. ??)

confused af about Fundy's existence (from Wilbur n Sally.. ??)

okay so. one line has actually gotten the thoughts working

so actually i dont know if thats part canon but for an odd reason ive seen that in multiple fics and stuff that happens a lot thats similar as fuck is usually canon?

so.. i just (this is so cursed, im sorry if this wasnt actually canon sobs)

having gone through body science stuff in school a bit ago i now realize that this makes zero sense, because if he were to reproduce asexually, then logically, whoever is reproduced out of that would be an exact copy of wilbur since thered only be one set of genes

BUT he fucked a salmon (or did a salmon fuck him? im so confused sobs) BUT REPRODUCES ASEXUALLY?? which doesnt make sense because reproducing asexually means only one parent but if you were to reproduce sexually thered be like reproductive organs for that purpose... i dont know man there are cursed stuff where wilbur got pregnant with fundy?? I DONT KNOW WHY IT HAS TO BE PHRASEd SO WEIRDLY-- i dont know man but i hear the toe on the most

i cant believe this is the part of the dream smp lore that is stumping me the most

..besides philza canonically fucking a smart fridge … ??????

ALSO ALSO can we talk about how wilbur either fucked or was fucked by a salmon, their child had been reproduced asexually (again, dont know if thats canon but it might as well be sobs.)

AND THEN CAME OUT A FUCKIN FURRY FOX HYBRID ?? but there was a salmon and a human/siren/avian-hybrid, whatever people imagine wilbur as a hybrid of as the parents?

no but guys what

can anyone give me an explanation that genuinely makes sense

i mean a lot of people imagine sally a salmon-hybrid but i think that wilbur has stated somewhere that it is indeed a fish and not a hybrid or something? I DONT KNOW ANYMORE my memory cannot be trusted.

theres like so many scenes in so many different fics where tommy says that wilbur fucked a salmon and wilbur corrected him saying that she was a salmon-hybrid and i just

IT CONFUSES ME SO BADLY D:

i dont think theres a logical reason to this

i think its just better not to question the logistics of how the fuck that happened..?????

aAAAAAAAAaaaaa

It's Not Arson, It's Team-building / DSMP Camp AU [TNT Duo-centric] / Thoughts

first of all, yes this is a ship fic, its TNT Duo ofc

second, CAMP AUU AAHAHID-

so Quackity and Wilbur are camp counselors and are assigned to camps next to each other

They kinda have like this rivalry thing...?????? its enemies to lovers man, it was a long 30 chapters waiting for them to just finally make a fucking move istg lMao?????

its really funny, though there are a lot of lows and dark stuff because of reasons you'll find out when reading but other then that its a lot of acceptance, closure, and COMEDYY HAHAHa (okay so like almost the whole of l'manburg are campers, like Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Jack, and then theres Slime and I can't remember anyone else??)

The fic JUST finished anyway so it is still pretty fresh. I've never read a camp AU anyways so I couldn't mistake the events. It's just cute as fuck towards the end aGHHh

I .. did cry at one point ? for Wilbur but like mm mental health go brrr. thats another for the dark time lOl- but i cry for a lot of things so its not like sad as fuck

GO GIVE IT A READ [if youre into quackbur i mean ?? i dont wanna force you but i really like it and i dont usually read romance stuff books]

Allay!Ghostbur Headcanon

Allay!Ghostbur where he sees Wilbur one day and decides to 'adapt' his form, becoming Ghostbur he'll meet wilbur of course, but he'll have the blue little wings and the child-like innocence, who will then teach him that its not good to copy people, and that you need consent, in which wilbur gives ghostbur his consent (cause he feels bad since the allay just want to be friends, to be talked to, not down to) and then gives him a different name like ghostbur? i dont know man its all headcanon-y because i mean i havent actually seen the allay much in the game, nor do i know how it works, but like..

ghoSTBuR also ghostbur would probably have.. white blue-ish tinted eyes?? like just full on, no pupil thingies? i dont remember the name of it his voice could probably echo too (maybe hed sound like a kid)

the possibilities man, aaAaa

but so this is also headcanon-y by itself because of having the Allay be able to 'mimic' people, to take their forms and learn things that way considering they do have a conscience ? but childish regardless, being gullible and completely oblivious until someone teaches them

theyd probably show themselves to the person they copied pretty often though in hopes of being able to communicate and making friends!!

there are some things they cant change though, like idk, the wings? maybe the eyes too, i dont know, maybe there are like little 'wisps' of particle-y shit coming from them? something that makes them so distinctly not-human but quite similar- like almost like how the fae look human except theres always that little thing that makes them not, like the wings, the bell-like laughter, the pointy ears, sharp teeth, maybe even the eyes.

its still up in the thought process but i wanna get this out before i forget lol

Longing for home / DSMP x No Trauma Fic [Tommy-centric - SBI Found Family] / Thoughts

Honestly.. I've cried so many fucking times. First of all, HOLY SHIT- okay so basically this fic is Tommy getting into another dimension where its before the DSMP happened and Phil actually stayed instead of leaving and Techno is not an anarchist (..probably.?)

and wilbur is not insane

and ijust

okay spoilers but like (AND TW for Death, corpse mention)

HOLY SHIT??? okay so Tommys just grown so fucking much, ExCUSE ME??? hes matured, hes healing, and he just, watching him say goodbye to everyone made me cry so hard, because I just.. yknow I didn't want him to go but its understandable, because eventually comes a time you have to leave something, and when that happens, you cant really put it off yknow? Even if there were some good times in there with your closest friends, you have to do what you have to do to find closure, to finally be able to feel safe and content, because those memories will still remain. Even if you leave, they will still be there, forever and always.

and then it turned out other tommy was fucking dead WHICH HOLY SHIT? AND THEN WILBUR FINDING THAT DEAD BODY (holy shit it was graphic and not graphic at the same time but graphic enough to where i felt very unsettled. yknow the few things that ive found that scare the fuck out of me have been bugs and dead bodies. ive been to a funeral once haha and I couldn't handle staring at it, so Wilbur having seen other Tommy's dead body all bloody and messed up, horrifying in such a way that never shouldve happened.. jesus fuck man.)

ALSO THAT CLIFFHANGER?

pardon me but DREAM?? OKAY SO I HAVENT READ PART TWO YET BUT ILL PROBABLY MAKE A THOUGHTS ON IT no promises.. but like i dont want to forget what happened in this one cause ive been binging it for like awhile and im sleep deprived at the same time with all my tears (it keeps bringing me to tears, i just cant)

so ive just been kinda sobbing and hiccuping and kinda glad i cry quietly because bro i was bawling my eyes out lmAO

i will miss tubbo though. I understand though that other tubbo will never be his tubbo, but will still be there regardless, and i think.. it kinda helped? i mean otherwise he might just have a tubbo-sized hole in his heart u-u

i do appreciate the dsmp wilbur understanding eventually though instead of never learning and making the same mistakes- understanding that if Tommy is happy with the other version, that he'll leave.

theres just so much healing and understanding in this fic and i love it and i really think there should be more because a lot of people just dont make it realistic, and I know that thats a hard thing to do, to show healing in a slow yet realistic pace, in a way that you can see it, that it doesnt seem out of character and that you can see that growth as time goes on, but i think this fic did it pretty well.

Watching Him Drift Away / 3rd Life Series Fic [Desert Duo - Grian-centric]

Grian made a deal he can't remember and played a death game in exchange for freedom. He should've known it wasn't that easy. He ends up suffering in a time 'loop' with his friends memories being wiped, all but his, and yet there's a change to every 'loop', or more so reset. Then he does something he regrets when he can't keep going.

aAaAAAA

did i really just make a songfic?

yes. i swear that majority of it isnt lyrics, theres paragraphs in there too sobs (the lyrics are just symbolism, i changed a few of them too to make it match more)

i dont have anything to say

i started it like 4 days ago and then just gave up after i finished the last life section ???

and now i went back to it because i just.. remembered after forgetting i even made it lmao??

so now thats done

woo

dead to me / DSMP Fic [Hero AU - Tommy-centric] / Thoughts

The fic is now finished, I just read the last chapter.

HOly fucking shit ?????

And theres so many little details thatd probably make so much more sense by the second read- it catches you off guard (but excuse me holy shit that ending???) But then by the second read you just probably notice all these little details that make so much more sense and actually mean so much more then what it first seemed as

ALSO the first letters of every chapter spelling out the quote 'The Universal Language Is Violence' ????

holy shit

i just

theres so much going on here

and yes there are a LOT of likely triggering stuff in this fic (but there are TW warnings in the notes!)

its just

so Tommy used to be a hero. he.. 'quit'

he wants to take down the hero association.

im keeping it vague as fuck because i dont want to spoil your experience and i really think you should give it a read blind instead of me spoiling it sobs

all i have to say i 'holy shit'

youll understand what i mean when youre done