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With Nothing Better To Do, Let’s Do Something Dumb

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great, now i’m gonna be disappointed if this it not in season 3😭😭😭😭😭

Imaginary Polin Season 3 Scene:

Penelope: Marina was wrong about you.

Colin: What did she say?

Penelope: That you weren’t like other gentlemen who played games, but you do. Why else would you pretend to care about me & my family and play the part of the dashing hero?

Colin: Of course I care about you. I told you, you are my friend…

Penelope: Not an hour after you told me that I was special to you, you were mocking me behind my back with your real friends. I was looking for Eloise when I heard you all laughing at me. Did you think I’d never find out? Perhaps it is your opinion that I am such an undesirable wallflower, I should be grateful for the pity you call friendship.

Colin: I do not pity you…

Penelope: Then you are ashamed of being acquainted with me. Either way let us be clear, I am not special to you and I know that now. My mama told me as much but I did not heed her because I trusted you. But the truth is you are no friend of mine and I was a fool for believing otherwise.

Colin: Penelope, please… you are upset. Perhaps some fresh air would… *he reaches for her and she pulls away*

Penelope: The air here is fine and I must remind you that I am not yours to touch. I was good to you. I was a true friend when you needed one & I always would have been. You will never fool me again. Do not write me letters or try to take me by the hand and if your mother tells you to dance with me, I ask that you refrain. You are nothing but a distraction when I should be focusing on finding someone who truly sees me. That is what I deserve, a good and kind man to marry and build a life with. That is my purpose after all. You may never grasp this but I am a woman now, and I want a man. I can no longer waste my time with a boy like you. Enjoy the season Mister Bridgerton.

Colin: *speechlessly looking like a sad puppy *

Imaginary Polin Season 3 Scene:

good for her

After Jealousy

after jealousy

Xavier Thorpe x Reader

Part 0 // Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Finale // Epilouge

“So we were friends?” She asked, looking at him curiously while occasionally looking down at the photo book.

“Yes, but I was a really shit friend.” He says and she looks at him, “It sure sounds like it,” she says turning through the book. Smiling softly at each picture her eyes scanned across. Xavier hoping that at least one of them would trigger her memories to return.

It wasn’t until she landed on one, A single tear rolled down her cheek, as she looked down at the picture of their first kiss. How could I forget? That moment was the most magical and special moment of her entire life.

She remembered how her heart skipped a beat the moment his lips where on hers. The kiss that lead to nothing but heartbreak.

“I-I loved you,” She sniffled, as the memories flooded back tears brimming her eyes.

“I-I thought you liked me after the kiss,” She whimpered, her grip tightening on the photo book.

“Why’d you even kiss me, if you didn’t even like me.” She asked, turning to look at him.

He didn’t know why. It happened two years ago. He could see the heartbreak in her eyes, as she looked at him waiting for answer.

“I-I don’t know.” Was all he could say and she shook her head, closing the book and handing it back to him.

“Leave,” He looked up at her in shock, “What?” She turned towards him.

“Leave, I don’t care if I’m being unreasonable. But right now, I can’t even look at you. For years, I’ve been there for you and all you do is push me away.” She whimpered gripping the hospital blanket.

“You were my light, you saved me in the darkest moment of my life. and then you toss me aside like I was nothing.” She sniffled her knuckles turning white.

“I can’t take it anymore!” She cried tears rolling down her cheek, Xavier looked at her tears in his eyes.

“Y/n give me a second chance.” He pleads placing his hand over hers, and she pulled it away.

“No, maybe one day I can forgive you. But I can’t take it anymore. I’m not going to be used.” She said, trying her best to wipe away the tears.

“I no longer have feelings for you,” She said, and now the heartbreak [Y/n] went through seemed to transfer over to Xavier.

“Maybe, we can be friends again but I no longer hold romantic feelings. My heart can only take so much.” She says and Xavier nods, sniffling.

“I’m sorry, for everything.” He says, as he stands up from the chair and walks towards the door.

“Goodbye Xavier.” She says, and he turns too look at her.

“Bye, Y/n.” He says leaving her hospital room. Once he left the hospital, he angrily threw the photo book into the trash. angry at himself for causing this, he should’ve realized it sooner.

he looked down and noticed the picture of their first kiss, lying on the snow covered ground. he picked it up, and stared at it for a moment. staring at what could’ve been.

a/n: sorry I was going to have a hint towards them ending up together but~ this suits it more too much?


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i was born in 2004, can confirm

“but gay people didn’t exist in the 80s”

yes, you’re right, we all just collectively spawned out of nowhere in 2004 with the release of toxic by britney spears


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Dwayne x Latina!Witch!OC

outline, please read if you’re interested in this and LET NE KNOW. Don’t just like, feel free to message me bc i’m going through a bit of a writer’s block so some encouragement and demand would help me along. Plus, the lack of fanfics in this fandom is criminal.

Dwayne X Latina!Witch!OC

In a universe where Max took his time romancing Lucy (seriously, why did the entire plot of the movie occur over the course of a few days? like, i get the whole “horror movie needs to be fast-paced” aspect, but time skips are real and it would’ve built more suspense. also the reveal would’ve been better) over the course of a few months, gaining the trust and tolerance of Michael and Sam, as well as acclimating his Lost Boys to the whole “nuclear family” thing. That way, they all become friends. Except Sam is super suspicious due to the Frog brothers, and so is Grandpa and Nanook. It’ll start out the same way though, except the OC will be joining, too.

Sorry, sorry, *ahem* The Plot:

Jessamine Agustin is a floaty witch who likes to keep her presence in the corporeal world to a minimum. However, due to some personal tragedies and unexpected news, she decided the best and safest option would be to build roots and hone in her abilities more seriously. Where better than the murder capital of the world; Santa Carla? Teeming with the spirit life she so adores, Jessamine can safely practice her arts without scrutiny since most of the speculation revolves around the mysterious and ever growing Missing Persons population.

Jessamine is hired by Grandpa as a caretaker and assistant the same day as the Emersons move to town. Though initially cautious and disproving since she was supposed to take care of her father, Lucy is soon convinced of the new arrangement when it becomes easier for her to find a better job.

Grandpa gives Jessamine a lot of leeway as a employee and she often finds herself hanging out with Michael and Sam on the boardwalk. This is where the meets the dark and mysterious quartet, an odd energy surrounding them. Curiosity turns to friendship, which becomes affection towards the tall, dark and handsome biker, Dwayne.

A lot of problems arise as both a result of her presence, and that of Dwayne’s increasing affections, and the whole gang - made up of humans, witches, vampires and vampire hunters - have to find a way to get along to survive long enough to find solutions.


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i have had so many fantasies about this ship, but i didn’t think it was real bc of the characters being from completely different fandoms. but no, i am validated. and i’m pretty sure apple technology has advanced to be able to read minds


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