My Favorite Version Of Cucumberplane Is Pre-transmigration In Which Theyre Married But Have No Fucking

my favorite version of cucumberplane is pre-transmigration in which theyre married but have no fucking idea who the other is online. Peerless Cucumber has been tormenting Airplane Shooting Through the Sky for years and calling him a useless virgin. Airplane has been replying to his forum posts and calling him a shut in who never gets laid. even after they go through the spider-man pointing meme of revelations ("you! my husband!!") they dont stop with the mockery. sometimes a new reader comes along and sees them flaming each other online and asks "why is the author talking to this troll lmao" and the veterans all pile on to say "theyre fucking married can you believe that"

Cute harem Jiu au!!

Librarian Shen Jiu working in his colleges library. He gets paid lodging and can commute his son to school from work. The schedule is rather lax and everyones rather nice to him. He may be a bit of a hard ass, but he’s quite sweet to his regulars.

Que: Jockey LQG coming to him for tutoring. Dean YQY ALWAYS checking on him and A Yuan. Rich kid LBH and his crew trying to hit on the stickler while he’s working. The friends joking but LBH seriously trying to shoot his shot. Winking and blowing kisses. Sometimes A Yuan has to come and make sure his mama is safe from the weirdos at his job. (A cute toddler angrily stamping books and telling them the date to come back for returns)

Just a cute university life AU

Excuse me! They are family! 😠

More practicing with that new brush I like with Shang Qinghua and Mobei jun :3 I have a backlog of Moshang drawings I have yet to post to tumblr 😅

Art by 仙都怪谈

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gusu summer camp!

i mentioned in the fic that they wear white gusu lan robes for the lectures. so i kinda have this idea that during the free weekends they just go around wearing only the outer robes over their usual clothes.

(the gusu lan disciples ofc wear the formal robes everyday while they’re in the mountain) (lan xichen saw his brother w/ the 3, carrying a rabbit, & he shed a tear before texting his sworn brothers like “DA-GE SAN-GE WANGJI HAS A PET HE IS BREAKING A RULE I’M SO PROUD OF HIM”)

the series so far: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 ★