Wangxian Deserve Modern Aus Because It Means They Can Go To An Aquarium. They Are Both Easily Entertained

wangxian deserve modern aus because it means they can go to an aquarium. they are both easily entertained by small animals and small moving objects. although lwj would want to stand in front of one tank and just watch it for like an hour meanwhile wwx has darted around and seen everything. they’d humour each other though. which means occasionally lwj allows himself to be dragged along to see this one fish that is so pretty lan zhan come see! and occasionally wwx stands next to lwj and gets super invested in this one tank and starts making up intense histories of drama between the fish and doing voice-overs for their interactions. lwj just nods along and the casual onlooker would think he’s bored but he’s paying attention and occasionally adds character notes

my favorite version of cucumberplane is pre-transmigration in which theyre married but have no fucking idea who the other is online. Peerless Cucumber has been tormenting Airplane Shooting Through the Sky for years and calling him a useless virgin. Airplane has been replying to his forum posts and calling him a shut in who never gets laid. even after they go through the spider-man pointing meme of revelations ("you! my husband!!") they dont stop with the mockery. sometimes a new reader comes along and sees them flaming each other online and asks "why is the author talking to this troll lmao" and the veterans all pile on to say "theyre fucking married can you believe that"

AU where everything is solved by Wei Wuxian and Jin Guangyao becoming friends after Sunshot

frankly I’m astonished this didn’t happen

think about it

these two were the ones who came out of the Sunshot Campaign with the most glory (and notoriety)

they both have relatively low cultivation (rip WWX’s golden core) in a world that’s pretty elitist about it

they’re both alienated from their immediate society, and most of all

they’re both capable liars hiding secrets

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