Oh~~ Darling Dont You Ever Grow Up~~

🎵Oh~~ Darling don’t you ever grow up~~

Happy Birthday 🎂 Tommy, one of the world’s most talented and amazing people!

Hope you could always do what you love and stay happy💘 King of my heart 💖

(I’m definitely the somebody in the card)

Omg the idea that jace literally drags aegon to their (in jaces mind) happy ending is so hilarious to me 😂👌🏻

They stumbled and fell along the way. (I love how their naturally district personalities catalyze comedy effects)

Modern AU - during pregnancy

Aegon: so who’s ready to hit the ice?

Jace: what? didn’t the doctor say you needed to take it easy now?

Aegon: oh that’s just one of those things they have to say, like ‘you can’t drink when you’re with baby’ blabla

Jace: *laugh….but you are not REALLY drinking, right?

Aegon: no of course not

Aegon: but promise me don’t check the liquor cabinet sweetie

Jace:

Jace: Aegon i swear to god—

Jace to Luke: I sent Aegon a selfie half an hour ago but he hasn’t replied. Do you think he may not like it???

Meanwhile Aegon to Aemond: bro how do you spell gorjus?

Aemond: Lucerys blocked my on everything

Aemond: He must wanna see me in person so bad

Aegon: ....Hell yeah

What if Omega!Aegon was married to Beta!Helaena

one year later Aegon delivered silver-haired twins, Jaehaerys and Jaehaera. Everyone was happy especially Alicent who was so proud that her bloodline gave the “purest” Targaryen-looking kids, not like Rhaenyra’s.

Then there comes Maelor, a healthy strong boy with hair brown as autumn leaves, brown wide eyes as well. Aegon was tired, sweaty but thrilled, holding his baby like he’s made of glass. Helaena was thrilled. Viserys was content. Alicent looked like she’s having a faint.

She declared to the country she’s so happy as a grandmother that the baby got “her hair”. But inside the Keep she kept pressing ageon about who was real father.

Egg: i don’t understand the question. I thought you were happy about my little angel.

Alicent: you think I am an idiot? Who was it? Don’t tell me it was some tramp knight in the flea bottom.

Egg: whatever you say dear mom

Alicent: don’t be smug. You shamed our family as you always do. I won’t let that bastard of yours near the throne. He ain’t getting any title or lands when he comes of age.

Egg: could you please not call my son bastard? He’s my true born. As much as I’m yours.

Alicent: God I wish I hadn’t. Take the bastard boy out of my sight. 

Aegon holding the baby walking to the door when Alicent stopped him, “You need to name Jaehaerys your heir and announce his and Jaehaera’s engagement tomorrow. To enhance their claim and keep bloodline pure like what I arrange for you and your sister.”

Egg: You can’t be serious! They are still babies!

Alicent: The decision is made. You want to disobey your mother and Queen?

Egg: you want to know the real father? Fine i tell you. maelor’s father is the same tramp who fathered the twin. The three of them share the same “bastard” blood. I hope this satisfied you, YOUR GRACE.

He left in triumph, never feeling so well

Meanwhile on Dragonstone:

Jacaerys sneezed*

Lucerys: you okay?

Jacaerys: yah i think someone just called me names.