Prompt 74

Prompt 74

Geralt has insomnia. Not that shocking, given his life. Recently he accidentally learned that Jaskier singing a soft slow song late at night puts him to sleep like a baby. Now the issue is that Geralt has no idea how to broach the topic with his friend, Jaskier. How do you ask the man you yearn for gayly to sing you to sleep at night? Thus Geralt has spontaneously begun dropping everything and rushing to lay down any time Jaskier tries playing anything at night. That's an odd new quirk of Geralt's...

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING INTERPRETATION I'M PISSING IT WOULD BACKFIRE SO BAD, NOOO GERALLTTT

Was listening to Back to December and geraskier thoughts ate my brain.

A post-mountain fix it in either a modern au or the canon setting.

In a modern au, Geralt standing on Jaskier’s front lawn, stoic expression in place, holding up a boom-box that is absolutely Blasting an I’m-sorry-I-Fucked-Up-Please-Take-Me-Back song.

It doesn’t have to be Back To December. There are many songs of that type to choose from 😆

Or in a canon time period setting, he hires a bunch of musicians to be the boom-box

The idea won’t leave me alone, lol

First of all: First ask EEEEEEEE Second of all: Omg I never heard of the song before and I listened to it and omg it fits them SO WELL

We made that man a personality and many interpretations of how he looks, we MADE him! We were given the tiniest fraction of information and just GAYED THAT MAN UP

"he's an under-developed character" you think that will stop me? babe, I was in the check please fandom! we made up an entire dude!!!

Was listening to Back to December and geraskier thoughts ate my brain.

A post-mountain fix it in either a modern au or the canon setting.

In a modern au, Geralt standing on Jaskier’s front lawn, stoic expression in place, holding up a boom-box that is absolutely Blasting an I’m-sorry-I-Fucked-Up-Please-Take-Me-Back song.

It doesn’t have to be Back To December. There are many songs of that type to choose from 😆

Or in a canon time period setting, he hires a bunch of musicians to be the boom-box

The idea won’t leave me alone, lol

First of all: First ask EEEEEEEE Second of all: Omg I never heard of the song before and I listened to it and omg it fits them SO WELL

Prompt 78

Geralt likes providing for his bard. He likes when Jaskier's eyes light up when Geralt brings him plenty of food. He likes when Jaskier rushes to undress as soon as Geralt says he found a safe body of water to bathe in. He likes when Jaskier lets out that soft moan of comfort when he's cozied up on his bedroll next to a warm fire. Geralt likes that at the first sign of danger or ailment, Jaskier rushes to Geralt, because nobody will fight harder to protect Jaskier than Geralt. Geralt likes the hugs Jaskier gives him when Geralt buys him something he saw him ogling in town. Geralt likes when Jaskier beams at him when Geralt provides him with praise and compliments. Geralt likes Jaskier's squeal of excitement when Geralt allows them to splurge on an expensive bathhouse or inn every few months. Time passes. Jaskier however suddenly looks saddened at every luxury or care that Geralt tries to give him. Jaskier begins trying to get himself food, and complaining less about wanting to wash his hair, and he goes to sleep cold if he thinks Geralt wouldn't want a fire. Jaskier doesn't look around at markets any more, and vehemently denies wanting anything. Jaskier mutters "You don't have to" at any praise. Jaskier widens his eyes in horror and begs Geralt to keep the money and not waste it on something unessential. Geralt finally breaks and asks Jaskier why he's acting so odd one day, and Jaskier admits that he's begun to worry about being a burden. Geralt does so much, and Jaskier fears Geralt sees him as dead weight. Geralt is disgusted at the mere thought. A more disgusting thought, however, is that he now has to try and explain to Jaskier, with words, that he likes doing things for Jaskier.

Love love love love love love love this

After months without any word from Jaskier, Geralt starts to worry. Despite their rocky past, Geralt has always kept an ear out for Jaskier, and the bard's complete silence, not even a song, is very strange.

Soon, Geralt learns that Jaskier's parents have sent him to a reformatory school, supposedly to "help make him a proper member of society and a better Viscount."

Understanding that this means abusing Jaskier until he breaks, giving up all hope and becoming a puppet, Geralt dons a disguise to help break Jaskier out.