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I live for this idea
Beware breaking the heart of a fae. Legend has it that a fae who suffers great heartbreak will have their heart freeze over.
As a fae, Jaskier experienced this when Geralt left him on the mountain, causing his heart to freeze. He ceased interacting with humans except for playing pranks, which were nothing more than cruel attempts to find some semblance of pleasure.
When Geralt discovers he was originally hired to hunt down a troublesome fae, he realizes it is Jaskier causing the problems.
Now, Geralt must find a way to warm Jaskier's heart before he's forced to kill his bard.
Love love love love love love love this
After months without any word from Jaskier, Geralt starts to worry. Despite their rocky past, Geralt has always kept an ear out for Jaskier, and the bard's complete silence, not even a song, is very strange.
Soon, Geralt learns that Jaskier's parents have sent him to a reformatory school, supposedly to "help make him a proper member of society and a better Viscount."
Understanding that this means abusing Jaskier until he breaks, giving up all hope and becoming a puppet, Geralt dons a disguise to help break Jaskier out.
PAGPSGHSIPPHGW THIS IS MY FAVORITE TROPE IN GERASKIER FLUFF FICS PAIWHWGPIHAGWP
Geralt, who isn't used to random displays of affection, panics every time Jaskier does exactly that.
Jaskier, watching Geralt unsaddle Roach: Geralt.
Geralt: Hm?
Jaskier: You know I love you, right? Truly and completely.
Geralt: ...What's wrong?
Jaskier: Nothing, just wanted to tell you that.
Geralt: *panicking* Are you hurt? Injured? Is it the drowners from yesterday? Dammit, Jaskier, I told you not to-
Jaskier: Geralt, relax! I'm completely fine! I just said that I love you because I wanted to, that's it.
Geralt: Okay. I love you, too.
*half an hour later*
Geralt: *bursting through the door into Yennefer's room*
Yennefer: What the actual-
Geralt: I think Jaskier is dying
I've never heard of the phrase "Chef kiss with tongue" and you've opened my eyes, Odde11eth. And my mouth. For we're all kissing now. Except I didn't make the post, can I still be invited to the kissing? Guys am I allowed to the kiss party? Guys? Guys am I allowed to the ki
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
witcher fandom rn
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
The whole witcher fandom keeps kissing me
@0dde11eth @everything-but-the-not-natural @thequeeninyellowlace
I just saw a meme that said "I'd follow him to hell and back but I wish he'd just stop going there"
And I'm not saying Geraskier, but GERASKIER
(they have different definitions of hell)
My favorite headcanon / trope in fics will FOREVER be every single witcher being like "And this is our Jaskier, You can look but we don't trust you to touch him yet, he's our special Jaskier, we only have one of him, and we LIKE him, so be NICE and don't even THINK of harming him or we will all EAT YOU"
Prompt 71
The other witchers at Kaer Morhen have always grown tired of Geralt's random moodswings and bouts of gloom and grumpiness during the winter. He'd be happy and carefree, safe in his home, and then some dark thought would crest in his mind, and for a few days straight, he'd be in a horrible mood. When one year he brings his bard with him, they realize the moodswings have disappeared completely. That is, until Jaskier starts trying to "bond" with them all and spends less time with Geralt. Then all of a sudden the snarls and snaps from Geralt are back. One day, Lambert gets tired of Geralt's sass, and shoves Jaskier at him, and they're all amazed when Geralt loses his bad mood and instead chooses to carry his bard off to cuddle in front of the fireplace. Nuzzling him and purring the whole time. Thus commences a new rule of Kaer Morhen. If you spot Geralt being pissy, you chuck the bard at him. Jaskier has been taken away from a meal, a game of gwent, his chores, his bed while asleep, and one especially embarrassing time he was taken from a bath. Jaskier is quite alright with the new rule, as it always ends in deligthtful Geralt cuddles, but sometimes he wishes Geralt would just find Jaskier instead of moping when he misses him.
Jaskier has scary dog privilege walking around towns now, his witchers wouldn't dare let anything happen to their bard
Prompt 71
The other witchers at Kaer Morhen have always grown tired of Geralt's random moodswings and bouts of gloom and grumpiness during the winter. He'd be happy and carefree, safe in his home, and then some dark thought would crest in his mind, and for a few days straight, he'd be in a horrible mood. When one year he brings his bard with him, they realize the moodswings have disappeared completely. That is, until Jaskier starts trying to "bond" with them all and spends less time with Geralt. Then all of a sudden the snarls and snaps from Geralt are back. One day, Lambert gets tired of Geralt's sass, and shoves Jaskier at him, and they're all amazed when Geralt loses his bad mood and instead chooses to carry his bard off to cuddle in front of the fireplace. Nuzzling him and purring the whole time. Thus commences a new rule of Kaer Morhen. If you spot Geralt being pissy, you chuck the bard at him. Jaskier has been taken away from a meal, a game of gwent, his chores, his bed while asleep, and one especially embarrassing time he was taken from a bath. Jaskier is quite alright with the new rule, as it always ends in deligthtful Geralt cuddles, but sometimes he wishes Geralt would just find Jaskier instead of moping when he misses him.