Arcade Android

Arcade Android

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My stream ended slightly earlier then i would have preferred. The Culprits: my cute annoying cats. The Crime: interrupting my stream. The Reason: they got the hecking zoomies in my room.

E L D E N R I N G : Online animation group Steins Alter Productions has released the first teaser trailer for its upcoming Elden Ring anime short, featuring iconic bosses such as Malenia, Radahn, Maliketh and Mohg.

It has taken me 110 hours and 40 minutes of playtime, but i have finally fucking beaten balders gate 3

for my thoughts on the game… its hard to say if it was godlike to me… i am not a dnd nerd. before balders gate i really only made characters and only had 3 sessions under my belt, the first 2 were bad due to playing in a group of 6 people and 1 of them was just an absolute wank stain that just shouted over everyone and another was a min-maxer that kinda just told me what to do through encounters. my 3rd session was a quick oneshot my mate hosted to try and better ease me in, and i fucked myself hard from that. so i didn't really have much of a good time with dnd at first.

Balders gate 3 was no exception… i tried to enjoy it for a while… and i just struggled to have fun. becasue for my first 3 hours (i am not kidding) i failed… EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SKILL CHECK… (it also didn't help when i bitched about it and people went "its a skill issue" when its literally fucking not, i was at the start of the game, i had no skills to improve my chances) it was a fucking slog for me to just beat act 1. when i got to act 2. i got all the way to shar's temple and lost interest. then my friends inspired me to play it again. so i did… now with better knowledge of how dnd works… i had a bit of a better time… it wasn't until act 3 where i actually started to have fun with the game. its was there where i actually learned, mistakes are fine, i can do these things in another playthrough, dnd is about fucking up and laughing and making another option possible.

would i recommend this?… kinda. if you're not a dnd fan, i would recommend you have a friend with you to help guide you when you are stuck. overall tho, its a great game, Astarion's a twwink and we love him.

My thoughts and Opinions on Mass effect 3 first playthrough. (No spoilers please, but this will contain spoilers as it is my experiance) pt2

Okay. so. i got 2 new mods at this time, one to make the normandy fly much faster when going around in space which is good and bad. its good becasue traveling is much faster, and dodging reapers is easier. but this leads into the bad as it makes reapers too easy to dodge to the point where its just kinda trivial but removing the mod is out the question as its glacially slow to move around. anyway, onto the game. after being given full freedom, i wwent to eden prime as it was a dlc mission and it was reccomended to do very early and i'm glad i did as i got a cool dlc companion. following that, i went to Pavalen to help the Turians and met up with the man, the myth, the legend, Garrus. i was so happy to see him once again and kicking ass like he always does. we also saved the leader of the turians who requested a meeting with the Krogen. my assistant found fake transmissions and i got to meet up with Jack again which was great (for those that don't know, i romanced Jack in ME2) and it was great to see what she became. From there, i went back to the Citadel for a bunch of side content but got 3 big mercenary groups on my side of the war. from there, i went to go pick up the Krogen leader and saw it was none other then my main man fucking Wrex. in exchange for helping the Turians, Wrex wanted the genophage to end. i was all for it, got the Salarian to shut up and accept the terms and conditions. then had to save the only surviving Krogen female that was immune to the genophage from Cerberus. from there, Wrex asked me to go check in with one of his squads where upon we saw the second best Krogen ever, Grunt, who rose to the ranks of having his own platoon. I was asked to help him deal with Rachni. in the first game, i chose to help the Rachni instead of killing them. by the end of the mission, we saw the the Rachni had been over taken by the Reapers and i was given a choice. sacrifice the krogan for the queen or leave the queen to die but save the krogan. this was a difficult choice for me. but a choice had to be made. i saved the krogan. that was a hard choice but felt like the right one.

ALSO, i wanna point out that grunt sent me an email... and while he isn't good at spelling... HE USED THE CORRECT YOUR... grunt is smarter then alot of humans that still use the wrong fucking your and you're.

My thoughts and Opinions on Mass effect 3 first playthrough. (No spoilers please, but this will contain spoilers as it is my experiance)

So. first of all, i know its been a while. but I've been busy with life guff annoyingly. i did start this game after finishing ME2, however... i was influenced a bit to not like this game by nerdcubed as i heard he didn't like this game. which is fair. that's his opinion. so that didn't help. When I played it, i quickly understood why he didn't like it and how all the joy of it was sucked away (and also all the combat was completely trivial) so i took a long ass break from the game. tried it again. this time, i saw that there were difficulty options. Which I'm going to blame the game for never prompting this. i know there are games that don't prompt you at all about difficulty but 95% of games i play do prompt this. so i didn't look for it in the first place. after finally being granted full freedom, i quickly got a mod to just have unlimited fuel because I like that. i do love the new feature of you can only scan a few times before the reapers come for ya. its not hard to outrun them, but its given me a few clench moments of running away. Something the game added which i like and dislike is the weapon weight system. now how it works is that you can only carry a certain weight of items with you through missions. the more weight you have means the less you can use your powers and for a Vanguard, that sucks. but i get why this was done as it adds more strategic thinking and planning involved. but i don't like the weight of some weapons. like, personally, i like running with only 3 weapons. A pistol, and AR, and a Sniper. but snipers are far too heavy to be worth it. so i kinda breeze through at close to mid range. i would be much happier with full choice. i would be fine countering this with what i stated before. but the problem there is that its never clear what kinda environment or enemies I'm facing so i can't properly plan ahead. and i can always rely on my AI teammates either. a small feature i do very much like is that while walking around on the citadel. you can find some people arguing about how best to help the war effort or who is more in the wrong but listening in on the conversation and choosing to interject. for example, you can find this couple arguing about how to best help the war. 1 is saying that they should join the military and take up arms, talking about their friends getting out their weapons that were mainly jsut for show. the other is unsure about the idea. I chose to support the unsure one and Shepard suggested that they could volunteer at medical areas to help there. and they were both down for that. it rewards the player with a small boost in numbers too. its a little thing but i very much like that. also, after trying to dodge DLC spoilers and trying to work out what order I'm supposed to do everything in. i now have all but the citadel dlc spoiled for me (except the ending) so if you're looking to do them and play this game. just do it any order as the dlc was built to be played mid campaign it seems. but the DLC missions are Eden Prime, Dr. Bryson's lab on the citadel, and some other place i haven't unlocked but i know its at the citadel. too.

this is bad and you should feel bad!

I need a new friend... i go to show my housemate something stupid... AND THIS BITCH IS EATING FUCKING PIZZA SHAPES WITH WATERED DOWN BBQ SAUCE.... everyone... please go to

@thestitchpanda and shame them for this... abomination (i did a taste test... its wrong and bad)