INCORRECT QUOTE #18

INCORRECT QUOTE #18

Sun Wukong: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Nezha: What’s updog?

Sun Wukong: Macaque! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

INCORRECT QUOTE #12

Macaque : Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Peng : That's because you're too short to do so.

Macaque : ...Listen here you fucking—

INCORRECT QUOTE #13

MK , reading a recipe: Beat three eggs

Sun Wukong : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

MK : Ohhhh-

Pigsy: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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☆ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀:

○ Oneshots

○ Fluff

○ Comfort

○ Headcanons

○ Smut

☆ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀:

○ Angst

○ Heavy Gore/Graphics

○ Toxic Relationships

○ Yandere

○ R@pe

○ Proshipping/P3d0p!ll!@

○ !nc3st

☆ 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝘼𝙑𝘼𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏:

○ MK

○ Mei

○ Tang

○ Pigsy

○ Sandy (all genres available except for smut)

○ Sun Wukong

○ Six-Eared Macaque

○ Nezha (all genres available except for smut)

○ Chang'e

○ Azure Lion

𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏: 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉

INCORRECT QUOTE #10

Macaque : Look, last night was a mistake.

Sun Wukong : A sexy mistake. 

Macaque : No, just a regular mistake.

INCORRECT QUOTE #6

Macaque: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?

Sun Wukong: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.

Macaque: Yeah, that's the point shithead!