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🌸💫⭐️🪷LMK HEADCANONS🪷⭐️💫🌸
(Had to freaking redo this bc tumblr didn’t save my draft >:[[ )
Redson(Hong Hai’er) Headcanons!!
-loves cats with every fiber of his being
-HATE HATE HATE HATE HATES water!!
-hair turns brown when it’s wet, like fire extinguishing sorta
-touch starved asf bull demon thing(bro has got 320+ years on his ass of absolutely no affectionate touch)
-has a small appetite and the highest alcohol tolerance you will ever see(got both traits from his mother)(he doesn’t drink much though of course)
-loves being pet, please pet him on your way out😼
-loves mechanics/engineering
-if you start even mentioning mechanics/engineering, he will beam at you with stars in his eyes and WILL ramble in DETAIL if you ask them a question about it or how something worked(things like that)
-clingy asf if you even touch them a little
-loves his hair, just hates how bothersome it is sometimes
-has soft/fluffy tail fur/fur/hair(depending on how one would draw him or anything like that)
-will eat the spiciest things on earth like it’s just a pack of mints or tic tacs
-gossips with his mother
-will DEFINITELY ramble if you ask him about an invention he’s working on/making
-acts like he doesn’t care much for people but secretly cares so much that they kinda forget to care about themself a lot
-stays up to atrocious times and STILL managed to wake up every day at 5:25
-has HORRIBLE vision bc the Samadhi Fire damaged their vision badly when they were a child/temporarily blinded them
-doesn’t like having nothing to do+constantly loads themself with things to do, errands to run
-HORRIBLE at parties/formal events
-has a habit of biting his lip when in deep thought or focus
-often tries to handle things themself+doesn’t like asking for help
-flusters easily
MK(Qi Xiaotian) Headcanons!!
-sleeps with his monkey plush at night
-doodles on himself when he’s bored at work
-unmedicated ADHD
-SSSSUUUUUUUUUPEEEERRRRR affectionate(will cuddle anyone who needs it, you need one?)
-LOVESSS pineapple!!
-likes listening to music when he’s drawing or working
-artist+has 17 sketchbooks in a box besides his desk
-always loses arcade games when put up against Mei
-surprisingly a AMAZING cook, sucks at baking tho
-loves playing with people’s hair(sorta like monkey grooming?)
-has binged Monkey Cop 16 times and will never stop
-acts like a little kid whenever he sees people kissing on tv
-has a tendency to try and fix all his problems himself because he doesn’t want to ‘burden’ his friends
-BROKE ASF
-keeps instant noodles in a secret cabinet in his apartment, hiding them from Pigsy
Mei(Long Xiaojiao) Headcanons!!
-knows some mechanics, but often asks Redson for help
-absolute master at video games
-definitely ate bugs as a kid and got sick because of it
-wants a lizard or something but her parents will NOT let her
-often likes to gossip with MK
-super chill about cuddles
-loves eating dragonfruit(though..sometimes she eats it with the skin..)
-has a bunch of trophies in a box from all the races she’s won
-loves pranks
-also sleeps with her dragon plushie
-will make fun of MK or Redson for being fruity even though she’s pretty fruity😼
-steals Redson’s glasses a lot just to entertain herself when he rams into poles or falls trying to get her(or even yelling at walls)
-likes doing Redson’s hair(but he rarely lets her do it)
-knows a whole bunch about bugs(origins, scientific names, etc)
Nezha Headcanons!!
-secretly loves cats
-will make flower crowns for someone if asked
-has known Redson since he was a baby and often talks with him(they gossip together, complain about people, all that)
-sarcasm is definitely his second language
-amazing at making origami
(There’s not a lot for my boy😭🪷)
Monkey King(Sun Wukong) Headcanons!!
-has a habit of talking to himself both from the years he was alone and trapped in the furnace((I can’t remember exactly what happened about the furnace so please bear with me🥲))
-snores loud asf and often scares the monkeys away
-secretly likes singing and sings well, but terrified of doing it in front of people
-often thinks about things he regrets
-a lil touch starved :,)
-smells like peaches
Macaque(Li’uer Mihou) Headcanons!!
-touch starved monkey dude 😢
-flinches whenever someone gets close of his right
-the monkeys on FFM(Flower Fruit Mountain) often like sleeping with him, basically drowning him in monkey
-often summons Rumble or Savage(or both) to talk to(though, they’re not very good company)
-loves mangos
-likes just sitting at a quiet pond at night, its quiet and peaceful and it doesn’t hurt his ears
-his fur is always so soft because the monkeys groom it a lot
Yeah that’s kinda it….FOR NOW-
Anyway have art😼





INCORRECT QUOTE #18
Sun Wukong: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Nezha: What’s updog?
Sun Wukong: Macaque! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Hello! I saw your rules, i hope i did it right, Can I have a request for LMK nezha x Fem! reader (oneshot)?
where reader was a sweetheart, they listen his problems, asking his well being and comfort him too, They also sweet when they talk about him, that makes him falling in love with reader.
You can add if you want! thank you! ^^🌸
୨⎯ 𝑴𝒀 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹 [𝑵𝑬𝒁𝑯𝑨 𝒙 !𝑭𝑬𝑴! 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓]



ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇxᴛ: ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜰ ɴᴇᴢʜᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ? ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ <3

➨ You watched the Earth and its beautiful nature from a cloud near Heaven as you observed the flock of birds passing through vast cities or mountain ranges or the calm winds swaying the forests of jungles far away from human civilisation.
➨ Gazing down upon the mortal realm, you smiled at how lovely the days seemed but decided to visit Nezha at his temple. Both you and Nezha planned together that you'll be stargazing tonight after completing his duties.
➨ But once you arrived, your eyes widened in shock after seeing a damaged temple before you. You swiftly searched where Nezha could be under the rubble and even tried desperately calling out his name.
➨ After minutes, possibly hours of searching to find Nezha, you had no luck. A feeling of dread overwhelms you as you feel your heart tighten painfully, and you can't help falling down on your knees and crying.
➨ “Y/N. . .” You heard a soft-spoken Nezha from behind, and you saw him as you turned your head. Clothes ripped off and severally covered in wounds and bruises. He seemed very weak, as standing looked difficult for him, and as you approached him, he fell into your arms.
➨ You decided to take him to your temple, which thankfully was not too far away from Nezha's temple. As you helped him walk, the both of you eventually arrived and told him to lay down on your bed while you looked for the First Aid.
➨ Once you found it, you disinfected the wounds, cleaned the blood from his skin, and carefully closed the wounds with bandages. As much as you wanted to ask Nezha what happened, but his face showed he needed some time before talking.
➨ After finally finishing aiding his injuries, Nezha quietly muttered. "I failed," You turned your attention to him as you raised a brow to hear him repeat himself. "I failed my duties." He sounded burnt out, judging from his tone of voice. You've known Nezha for a long time, and from what you learned, he tends to work himself too much without taking a break.
➨ "Well, I'm certain that's not true-" You tried to reassure him, but Nezha immediately cut you off. "It is!" He snapped at you, and you were frightened by the sudden tone shift. "The Map of the Samadhi Fire fell into the hands of Sun Wukong, and then the Lady Bone Demon took that power and nearly destroyed the world!" Flames of anger flashed in his eyes for a moment while you were ever more concerned than before.
➨ He realised what he had done, so he calmed down and breathed slowly yet heavily. "Apologies for my love. You aren't aware of what has been happening as of late." You noticed how his body looked tense and you knew this little outburst will put some pressure on the wounds. "Here." You softly spoke as you positioned yourself on the bed and massaged his shoulders whilst avoiding his wounds.
➨ "When you're ready, you can talk about what happened." You tell him with a comforting tone, and he feels more at ease once you relax his muscles. "Thank you, Y/N." He explains that the Lady Bone Demon returned, and Wukong foolishly stole the map and gathered all the Rings of Samadhi, which not only led a mortal child to be engulfed by its flame but to be used in her evil schemes.
➨ You continued to calm him down and prevented his blood from boiling and disrupting the healing process, but you were so worried about Nezha fighting a possessed Monkey King and the possible end to the Earth. "Oh, my poor darling." You expressed your distress for your lover before coming close to his face and giving him a kiss on the lips.
➨ Then, that's when you notice the dark circles under his eyes, his dried lips, and his overall exhausted state up close. "Nezha. . .You look tired. When was the last time you slept, drank, anything in that matter." You cupped his face with both of his hands.
➨ "Not since I traced down Wukong in order to get the Rings of Samadhi." He responded with a tired voice. "Wasn't that a month ago?" You replied back, but he didn't answer back while looking guilty.
➨ You didn't notice, but night had already fallen over Heaven, and you saw all the glorious stars and galaxies that could be seen from your windows. "I'm sorry, Y/N." He held your face gently, sounding sincere and guilty to make you so worried. "There's no need to apologise, Nezha," Your voice sounded compassionate.
➨ "You had such a rough time since we last saw each other. Please don't beat yourself up anymore." Nezha was moved by your words and hugged you while you heard the muffled crying sounds. You caressed his back comfortingly as he held onto you and whispered sweet things into his ear.
➨ Once Nezha finished letting out his emotions, you gestured to him to rest his head on your lap, and you massaged his head and caressed his long, dark hair. "The stars sure do look beautiful tonight." You told him, and that's when he remembered his promise to you. "I completely forgot our promise." He recalled, but you responded consolingly, "It's alright."
➨ "But I promise-" You interrupted him. "It doesn't matter. All that matters now is you." He smiled at how kind-hearted you were towards him and observed the skies in your room. "This may not be the best spot, but having you with me makes the experience even better." Nezha softly said to you.

This is your daily reminder that Nezha is 12 years old, 👍
