I Made A Bad Batch Bingo For You All! Feel Free To Use! No Official Spoilers As Of Yet

I made a Bad Batch bingo for you all! Feel free to use! No official spoilers as of yet

We all agree that the original script for Star Wars Episode IX was wayyyyy better than The Rise of Skywalker, right?

I mean even the title is cooler... “Star Wars: Duel of the Fates” smh

A summary of what happened in the original script for those that haven’t read it:

Kylo went to Mustafar to a sith temple called Mortis

Kylo became a real Sith Lord, trained by Darth Plagueis’ master

Kylo’s face was mutilated and he had a permanent mask made of beskar (Mandalorian metal)

Rey had a double-bladed blue lightsaber and continued to learn from Luke’s force ghost

Luke’s force ghost haunted Kylo

Hux was the Chancellor of the First Order

Hux committed suicide with a purple-bladed lightsaber on Coruscant (possibly Mace Windu’s)

First Order base and most of movie located on Coruscant

Finn convinced First Order stormtroopers to join the resistance and give them something good to fight for

Chewie flew an X-wing in battle

Lando helped bring pirates and smugglers to join the fight for the resistance

Rey and Poe made out???

Rey killed the Knights of Ren

Kylo blinded Rey

It is revealed that Rey’s last name was Solona and Kylo and the Knights of Ren killed her parents

Rey lost to Kylo twice, but Leia convinced Kylo to give his life for Rey’s, him dying as Ben Solo

Medal ceremony: Finn, Poe, Rose, and Chewie get medals of honor

Ends with Rey teaching a new generation of Jedi

like???

PLEASE-

Imagine being hundreds of years old and willingly wanting to be part of a teenage love triangle. I would rather die.

Did I start watching Shadow and Bone (2021) because it has Ben Barnes in it? Yes. Do I regret that? Absolutely not.

Have I only watched one episode and already fallen in love with Mal? Very much yes. They’re just so...wow. I’m in love, respectfully.

Found another Star Wars parallel!

(There we’re going to be 5 comparisons but my editing app has a limit of 9 pictures)

Qui-gon Jinn’s death and Fives’ death:

I also want to point out that Mando’a is like, not gendered. At all.

The word for mother? Buir.

The word for father? Buir. Literally translates simply to ‘parent’

Same for ‘child’. Ad. Means simply ‘child’. No gender attached.

Same for ‘spouse’. No gendered term, simply ‘riduur’. Literally means ‘spouse’

On the other hand, there are like six different words for spicy food and like forty insults and eight different terms for gunfire.