FINALLY Gettin This One Out, Punks And Rebels:

FINALLY gettin’ this one out, punks and rebels:

It’s time for… DEATH TO THE MECHANISMS (sobbing) (took me forever to think of how to format this for some reason)

This album had me sobbing, please and thank you —

A dude got so drunk he successfully stole a diamond and the guys beating him up didn’t even want it

hey what the actual shit is going on in the mechanisms someone please explain

Okay so there’s someone here (I don’t remember their username, if you know it or if it’s you, let me know lol) that wrote a fic where in Ulysses Dies At Dawn, Jonny is Cerberus. Like Ashes is Hades (duh), Tim is Persephone — but Jonny went by the name of Cerberus, which I honestly adopted into my head because it makes a lot of sense to me. So, I liked the fic, adopted it in, now it’s made it’s way into my personal headcannons.

And that has lead to something HILARIOUS.

In “Underworld Blues”, Hercules’s part is pretty much him telling Hades that his last task was to get their dog. For anyone unfamiliar with Greek mythology, Cerberus is “Hades’s dog”.

So my brain keeps supplying me with this image of Hercules looking left and right for this dog, having no idea where the fuck it is, cause he keeps running into this short murderous guy instead, where the fuck is this dog —

And since he can’t find it he takes too long and that’s how Ashes catches him.

Realistically I know that if this were the case he would probably know that Cerberus is just a very animalistic and violent man, and not a dog, but I choose to ignore that fact cause it’s funny to me.

TLDR: Jonny is Cerberus and Hercules has no idea where the fuck the dog he’s supposed to “seize” is, takes too long, and gets caught by Ashes in Underworld Blues — is a hilarious thought to me.

I DONT THINK WE’RE MUTUALS (sad) BUT I AM DOWN FOR A PODCAST /SRS

still wanna make a podcast.

mutuals lets make a podcast together

So there you have it. The train has arrived and it’s only a matter of time. The prisoners have disappeared, through twenty inches of solid steel and fifty heavily armed guards. They were right. I’ve chartered a small ship, and as soon as I’ve finished this bottle I’m setting off for the Hoddmimis mining colony far from the Yggdrasil system. I’m not stopping there. Just refuel and keep going. If anyone hears this report in time, I suggest you do the same.​

No no no no you bitches don’t get it. You don’t understand. The vast is about apathy. It’s about recognizing something so massive that nothing else could ever start to matter in comparison. It’s the people in the Leitner book who saw the monster take a step forward and grow ever larger and realize there was never any choice in the end. it’s about the helplessness and the not mattering as you lay on your back and stare up into the sky til your eyes hurt knowing that it will outlive everything you know. It’s about staring down into the ocean and never being able to see the floor through the deep blue haze. It’s about knowing everything is so much larger than you could ever begin to know and there’s no point in trying to understand it now. something something unforgiving eternity