[Person A With An Armful Of Person B (a Fully Grown Adult) Who Is Clinging To Person A As If Their Life

[Person A with an armful of Person B (a fully grown adult) who is clinging to Person A as if their life depends on it. Person C stands to the side snickering]

Person A: Why did you do this?

Person C: I thought it would be funny

Person A [glaring a death stare at Person C]: You know that [B] is afraid of spiders.

Person B clings harder and bursts into another round of tears.

Person A [shifting to accommodate B’s weight]: You’ve traumatized them!

Person C [shrugs]: I thought they were already traumatized.

Person A: ThAt’S nOt ThE pOiNt!

I looked up teleportation and how it could theoretically work due to the story living rent-free in my head.

Found a science-y article about it and started to read.

After managing to make it half-way through the paper, all I can think is “nope, I’ll stick to driving.”

I’d rather not get unmade and then be copied thank-you very much.

“Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you.”

— Douglas Adams

Offered someone with a food allergy a homemade doughnut hole. They asked if it was made *without* the allergen.

I said yes. Like, dude, why would I offer you something we both know you can’t eat?

The fact that people actually try to offer other people foods that could make them horribly sick/kill them, just, astounds me. Like, it’s not hard to not feed someone something they don’t like, are allergic to, abstain from for religious reasons, etc. why would they do that? If someone doesn't want to eat something no matter the reason, don’t try and feed it to them

I have finally reached the point where I am seriously thinking about writing and posting fanfic of my own creation.

Dear God help me.

Looking back, leaving Christianity/Jesus was the best thing I have ever done for myself.