hermesseus - They're gay, your honour.
They're gay, your honour.

Headmate sideblog // Odysseus/Máxime, he/it, mixtive in a system. // Current sources and fandoms are Despicable Me 4 (Máxime Le Mal) and EPIC: The Musical/Homer/Greek mythology (Odysseus). // I am also dating the Hermes in my system (and Poseidon and Zeus).

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YES THE SEQUEL I'M LITERALLY SO SCARED.

YES THE SEQUEL I'M LITERALLY SO SCARED.

We already have fictives of modern versions of three of them, plus I'm dating them, plus the main one I'm dating I'm wanting to worship the factual counterpart of.

I've got Hypnos assuring me Hermes won't care about the fictives and in-sys relationships and I've got Apollo assuring me he doesn't care if I introject him (whether separately or myself, as a mixtive) but I'm still Struggling.

Also what is clairaudience? I'm not familiar with that term. /gq

(Also hi I'm OP, this is my personal blog.)

YES THE SEQUEL I'M LITERALLY SO SCARED.
hermesseus - They're gay, your honour.
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7 months ago

that fake uncited article that claimed odysseus was said to have hetrochromia in antiquity (he was not) led me down a rabbit hole of attempting to find any source on odysseus' eye color at all, only to discover there is none, which i find utterly hilarious given the repeated descriptions of his physical appearance. homer said "don't ask me the color of nothing he has MASSIVE TITS and THUNDER THIGHS. ive never looked him in the eyes in my life"


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7 months ago

The best way to explain to someone what it’s like to be an Epic the Musical fan listening to the Thunder Saga is to inform them that the most cheerful song in the saga is called Suffering


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7 months ago

Me feeling like I'm just being lazy and wasting my time:

Sitting all day.

Listening to music at every waking hour.

Getting high.

Watching videos.

Talking online.

Eating copious amounts of pasta.

Drinking sugary beverages. Taking an ungodly amount of baths.

Not bothering to get dressed afterward and sleeping in my towel.

Sleeping for several hours longer than I 'should'. "I need to stop"

Hermes taking care of me/us/the body:

Resting (sitting).

Listening to music.

Getting high.

Watching funny videos.

Talking to friends.

Eating available food (pasta).

Drinking happy drinks (honey and coffee).

Taking even more baths.

Staying in bed even longer than we're asleep so we can love our cat. "It's okay, darling, live in the moment! Enjoy yourself! We have all the time in the world, be at rest"

Me Feeling Like I'm Just Being Lazy And Wasting My Time:

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7 months ago

You underestimate how much I expect myself to perform (/silly)

Also, @funnier-as-a-system

there is no audience to perform for,

there is just you


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7 months ago

fictive culture is "am i Headcanoning things or are these Memories?"

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♡ reblog ♡ plural plurality fictive introject tagged commentary yeah plus as a mixtive let me say it is really weird being an absolute Homosexual whereas my newest source is madly in love with his wife not to mention MY boyfriend is /canonically/. my great grandfather. please help. /I/ don't care about Penelope and /I/ am not /related/ to Hermes but that's not necessarily my exomemories??? as my original source I was definitely gay in exomemories and my canon girlfriend is 100% a beard but Odysseus is so confusing I am. help me I'm not madly in love with my woman wife but I am madly in love with my great grandfather the god of Many things (side note Why does Hermes have So. Many. Domains. Geez.) also dating Zeus and Poseidon who are Hermes' dad and uncle (canonically not in sys) and therefore my great great grandfather and great great uncle (/canonically/) but none of us are related in-sys. but the source. I thought there was a loophole since it's unclear if Laërtes is actually my father but it's my mother's side that Hermes is on so no luck there. I can't escape the assumed incest. does it even matter though they're GODS incest isn't real they're Divine G O D S their family tree is one massive fucking circle literally Persephone alone in Orphic mythology was originally the faughter of Rhea (mother of Zeus and Demeter) but later in more Hellenic times is the daughter of Zeus and Demeter. either way she's an incest baby. and THEN Zeus arranges her marriage to her brother uncle Hades As ONE example Hermaphroditus is the child of Hermes and Aphrodite who are half siblings because they're both children of Zeus point is I'm suffering over here. I am so conflicted. /please/ send help (/hyperbole I fucking love it here my life is perfect actually) (aside from the BPD crash that fucking sucks but HAREM OF GODS and the GODS 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 REAL 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾) (dying) queued odysseus {{he/it}} date — 29 July 2024