Remus: Ill Have The Salad; No Nuts, Please.

Remus: I’ll have the salad; no nuts, please.

Waiter: Of course.

Sirius: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Remus: I’m allergic, so I tell them just to be safe.

Sirius: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Sirius: Steak; no bees, please.

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Peter: Just be yourself.

Sirius: Be myself? Peter, I have one day to win the death eaters over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

James: Couple weeks.

Lily: Six months.

Remus: Jury’s still out.

Sirius: See, Peter? “Be myself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?

Hermione: How are you not fucking terrified right now?

Harry: Compared to summers with the Dursley’s, this is actually rather tame.

Harry: It’s too hot for a leather jacket.

Draco: I look cool.

Harry: You look pale and sick.

Draco: Sick as fuck.