Remus: Ill Have The Salad; No Nuts, Please.

Remus: I’ll have the salad; no nuts, please.

Waiter: Of course.

Sirius: It didn’t say it had nuts.

Remus: I’m allergic, so I tell them just to be safe.

Sirius: That makes sense.

Waiter: And for you?

Sirius: Steak; no bees, please.

Harry, first night at Hogwarts: I already feel like I’m family with you guys.

Ron: Really? Fred and George are constantly mocking you, Draco just threatened to kill you, and everyone is still questioning why you’re here in the first place.

Harry, tearing up: Just like my family.

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look we got really fuckin screwed with the cursed child thing and then fantastic beasts imo, like I do like the fantastic beasts series but we have been waiting for more marauders content for decades now. so I’ve decided that fuck it, there’s no reason we can’t create it ourselves. we’ve been doing a hell of a job so far on fanfics and headcanons and fanart and every other form of media; why not the full seven book series we deserve?

at this point, it might be a fair judgement that the fandom has done more to build upon the world of the marauders and their relationships than the original series laid the grounds for. more canon content has been produced by rowling since then, but I believe a lot of our imaginings have been shaped by the many ideas that we as a community have come up with. that’s why I’d like to involve the entire hp community in creating this series (essentially crowdsourcing creativity/ideas). seven books for the marauders prequel story is a lot of ground to cover, and while I have a few ideas, I want the final product to truly reflect all the love and originality we’ve been pouring into this series for years.

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Harry: It’s too hot for a leather jacket.

Draco: I look cool.

Harry: You look pale and sick.

Draco: Sick as fuck.

i have a harry potter theory.

every “main” character is lgbtq+.

now i know a lot of us already headcanon characters in this way and wish the series was actually written that way. and i know you’re probably thinking, “that’s too many! there’s no way that every main character is part of the community.”

well, based on the fact that there were about 1000 students enrolled in hogwarts, and the fact that gay people tend to form friendships and have multiple queer people in their groups, this would honestly not be implausible.

there were maybe 15-20 main character students. so it’s completely possible if you compare that to the other, larger amount of students. plus any adults/teachers/parents you may headcanon as queer.

feel free to drop your lgbtq+ hp headcanons below!

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