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Hufflepuff: I thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Hufflepuff: Turns out it was just Gryff and me meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Hermione: You know what strength is? It’s forgiving someone who wasn’t even sorry.

Harry: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Draco: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Harry: Bold of you to assume I was even held.

[Marauders Group Chat]

Remus: Pads, come quick. James has nearly blown up the Transfiguration wing.

Sirius: Prongs, is this true?

James: Hell yeah!

Sirius: I must say, I’m extremely disappointed

Sirius: That you didn’t include me.

Hermione: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.

Ron: Actually, we have three.

Harry: Pick your favourite.

this is!! so cute!!

Draco: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

Harry: Bold of you to assume I was even held.

Sirius, running in: Okay I have a plan, but I need some help.

Remus: *spins a wheel with all their names*

Remus: Looks like it’s your turn, Peter.

Peter: Dammit.

Ravenclaw: Why are you covered in glitter?

Hufflepuff: Cause every day I’m sparklin’.

Hufflepuff: *badly winks*

Sirius: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Remus: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works.

Ron, holding the door for Hermione: After you.

Hermione: No, after you.

Ron: I insist, after you.

Draco, walking past them: After me.

Sirius: James, why am I getting texts from your dad saying he wants to yeet me out of the solar system?

James: I told him I love you more than him.

Hermione: So what do we say when life disappoints us?

Harry: Called it.

Sirius: *screams*

James: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Peter: Should we do something?

Remus: No, I want to see who wins this.

Hermione: Have you tried any extreme sports?

Ron: Doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it.

Draco: I made tea.

Harry: I don’t want tea.

Draco: I wasn’t offering you any. This is my tea.

Harry: Then why would you tell me?

Draco: It’s a conversation starter.

Harry: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Draco: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

Harry: Imagine people telling me I’m going to hell because I’m bi

Harry: You know, as opposed to the many other VALID reasons I’m going to hell.

Lily: Do you tell jokes to make people laugh or because you think you’re funny?

James: I tell jokes to make myself laugh because I know I’m funny.

Harry, first night at Hogwarts: I already feel like I’m family with you guys.

Ron: Really? Fred and George are constantly mocking you, Draco just threatened to kill you, and everyone is still questioning why you’re here in the first place.

Harry, tearing up: Just like my family.

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco:

Lucius: You’re supposed to say, “You’re not old, Father.”

Draco: But you are old, Father.

Harry: It’s too hot for a leather jacket.

Draco: I look cool.

Harry: You look pale and sick.

Draco: Sick as fuck.