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Koda: Start your own shitty gaming magazine called "Game Sis" with the help of your chums
The idea is tempting... but it seems kinda silly. AS would probably go nuts for that idea, though. You'll make sure to mention the idea to her next time you're in contact. But anyways, you should probably head down soon.
Though... chatting with MB would be nice...
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==> Koda, see what AS wants with you.
-- artisticalSpidy [AS] began pestering barkbeastArmsmen [BA] at 08:36–
AS: Koda
AS: holly shit
AS: last night’s party was insane man!
AS: definitely one of our best parties yet!
AS: bruv
AS: answer dammit
AS: Kodaaaaa!!!
BA: Ok ok, calm your bits man!
BA: *tits* (gog damn it)
BA: Never fear, for I am here!
BA: KODA!
AS: lol, my knight in shining armor
BA: damn straight!
BA: Anyways.
BA: That party was pretty sweet.
BA: I'm pretty sure my grams had a mini heart attack when those games came, though.
BA: I'm surprised my dad didn't just throw my copy away!
BA: He gets lamer by the year
BA: Mom wouldn't have cared...
AS: Yeah, she probably wouldn't have. But hey, it is what it is.
AS: Soooo... what's your crackpot scheme to get your copy back?
BA: Crackpot, I assure you my schemes are anything but crackpot!
BA: Have they once failed us?
AS: ...
AS: good point.
AS: The way you go about things is still insane thought...
BA: That's the way there's supposed to go. I have to pull off things the way I do!
AS: How the hell do you know that???
AS: Don't you dare say you spoilers!
BA: .
AS: Don't!
BA: . .
AS: DON'T!
BA: . . .
BA: Spoilers!!!
AS: GOG DAMN IT!
AS: That's it! I'm putting you on hold for...
BA: nooooooooo! :[
BA: Don't put me on hold! I haven't even told you how i'm gonna get the game back!
AS: 5 minutes!
AS: You can tell me later, bro.
BA: But I gotta go get it In like 2 minutes.
AS: umm... well damn
AS: Fill me in on how you get it later
AS: I'm gonna tune my guitar
AS: You should pester MB or something
AS: Maybe get him to actually practice the drums for once!
AS: peace ✌️🕊
BA: >:p
BA: ttyl!
( @kory-catto )
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You pull up your COMPUTER. Now that you really think about it, you have no clue why you've been in such a pissy mode today. Maybe it's a full moon or something? You don't fucking know.
On your COMPUTER lays an assortment of programs to keep your fidgety mind entertained.
You do most of said fidgeting on your preferred browser. ATHENA is the best option, Anyone who disagrees is just plain wrong.
You see that your PESTERCHUM is flashing. That means that someone is trying to talk to you. From closer inspection, you see it is AS! you should probably answer soon before she starts calling you...
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Koda: answer Chum
Jegus christ, you really don't feel like chatting right now. You're a busy person, and you've really been wanting to play - you mean train with your shitty sword. You're about to tell whoever's pestering you to fuck off but before you do, you check who it is.
Oh, danm. Never mind. It's your moirail!
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You stand there like an idiot for a while until suddenly your pesterchum notification goes off!
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Pick up that random sword near your bed
BEHOLD!
This is the sword that your grandma gave you for your 13th birthday last year. Apparently, it belonged to your dead uncle... grandpa?
Your family's weird. You'd prefer not to think about it too hard...
Anyways, you capturelog it to one of your many strife specibie. You have far too many of them, but you could never part with any of them. You love all your weapons too much for that.
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Scamper like a clown and jump on your head.
Really? We're not even 5 pannals in, and you're already giving them this shit? No! You will do no such thing! There's so many things to do today, and you can't waste time acting like a idiot! What about all the crap you shoved in your chest? The computer? The weapons wall that's inconveniently out of view? You have so much cool shit just around! Give me real instructions so I can stop breaking the 4th wall!
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Sorry I haven't posted lately. The next panel is made, but tumblr won't let me post the little animation I made on ibis paint.
I'll continue the journey asap!
Quick reminder that I can't update the comic until you guys leave some asks telling Koda what to do next!
ANYWAYS... ENTER ROOM
Your name is KODA HARLEY. It appears that today, the 5th of September, is the day AFTER your 14th birthday. You have an assortment of hobbies, including reading a VARIETY of BOOKS online, making BAD CARTOONS on your computer, watching bad cartoons on your computer, sparing outside, and polishing all the weapons on your weapons wrack. Unfortunately, the rack is out of view right now, so now there is no DANGEROUS TOMFOOLERY for now. You are known for having a THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE and having a strange sort of SIXTH SENSE when it comes to feature events. You are also the lead guitarist in the SHITTY band you and three of your friends are in.
Yesterday, you and 3 of your chums received an exclusive early drop of the SKREB BETA (That your dad promptly confiscated) alongside some LAME MERCHANDISE that you hung on your wall. You are EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS of this game, but you have a terrible feeling in your gut that's telling you you're gonna have to play it anyway. All of your chums seem pretty hyped about it, and you'd hate to spoil their fun. So you've decided to ignore the obvious red flags and play anyway.
You have a feeling that today is going to be a long day.... what shall you do?
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AND ANOTHER THING!
How dare you assume my pronouns! You are so genuine, angry tha- *snort*. no, no, you are very angry! So angry that you'll- *pfff* HAHAHAHAH!
Lol you couldn't give a flying fuck what people call you! There are far more pressing issues in the world than what pronouns people use for you. Call me whatever you want, idgaf.
==> ANYWAYS... ENTER ROOM
ENTER NAME.
WRONG WRONG WRONG!
You can't enter their name! It was already engraved on their HONORARY PLACRONYM on their 13th birthday, which was a little OVER a year ago! You probably would have named them something stupid like Farty McStupidhead or something ridiculous like that. Just the idea of getting named on a day that isn't their 13th birthday is ridiculous and very rude. On another note, it's not their birthday! Their birthday was yesterday on the 4th. They celebrated it with their moirail and had a great time! Our dear friend here had no time for any childish games, no matter how much they wanted to.
==> AND ANOTHER THING!
A young...man? Stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 5th of September, 20XX, is this young man's birthday. Though it was fourteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
==> ENTER NAME
Also, here's the first draft of our dear first protagonist. With some info blocked out, of course. ;]
![Also, Here's The First Draft Of Our Dear First Protagonist. With Some Info Blocked Out, Of Course. ;]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6f17a9e7503ac6ccc8c5055666dd34b6/664f8ee675aa7933-37/s1280x1920/c2e7e17ad42213bdb98efd7d20c693c809947653.jpg)
Soooo, I have no clue how to use the mspfa website. but I also want to make a homstuck fan comic. I was thinking of making one on here, but idk. I have a few draft characters and a rough idea of the plot, so Idk. The story would take place about 20 years after the events of homestuck^2. A new set of kids are about to play a game that's totally not sburb, all ring mastered by our first kid, Koda. They are probably the only kid in the main cast with whom has any relationship to our main cast in the og homestuck.
This story would be like the beginning of the homestuck where people would give the kids instructions, and I would choose one of them for the next panel. But I'd like you lovely people on tumblr to help me out a little. Idk if this is even a good idea, so feedback would be great. If you guys want me to make this a reality, then i'd probably need to change change some stuff on here. So tell me what you think?
Soooo, I have no clue how to use the mspfa website. but I also want to make a homstuck fan comic. I was thinking of making one on here, but idk. I have a few draft characters and a rough idea of the plot, so Idk. The story would take place about 20 years after the events of homestuck^2. A new set of kids are about to play a game that's totally not sburb, all ring mastered by our first kid, Koda. They are probably the only kid in the main cast with whom has any relationship to our main cast in the og homestuck.
This story would be like the beginning of the homestuck where people would give the kids instructions, and I would choose one of them for the next panel. But I'd like you lovely people on tumblr to help me out a little. Idk if this is even a good idea, so feedback would be great. If you guys want me to make this a reality, then i'd probably need to change change some stuff on here. So tell me what you think?
I'm so in >:]
Announcing DAVEKAT WEEK 2023 running from September 17th to September 23rd!
Davekat week is an annual event with the purpose of celebrating and creating content (be it drawings, music, fanfic, crafts, etc.) around the fictional pairing between Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, each day of the week encouraging a unique theme for your art!
DAY 1
Sunday, September 17th: CANON (Whether it be a panel redraw or filling in the gaps between interactions, reimagine a moment from the comic!)
DAY 2
Monday, September 18th: FANON (Give us all your favorite headcanons, tropes, cliches! Feel free to be cringe and free <3)
DAY 3
Tuesday, September 19th: QUADRANTS (What it says on the tin, explore all the different quadrant dynamics these two encapsulate!)
DAY 4
Wednesday, September 20th: FREE DAY (Do whatever you want forever!)
DAY 5
Thursday, September 21st: CROSSOVER (Got several different interests taking up space in your brain? Smash em together and make it davekat somehow!)
DAY 6
Friday, September 22nd: ENDINGS (This could be your designated sadstuck day, or just mean the end of an era. Any interpretation goes!)
DAY 7
Saturday, September 23rd: BEGINNINGS (Are they starting a new chapter in their lives, or are we taking it back to where it all started? You decide!)'
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Themes are encouraged, but optional. You're more than welcome to post whatever you like, whichever day you like, and even after the initial event. We want to see your creations!
Whatever you decide to make, tag your posts with #davekatweek and #davekatweek2023 and @ this blog for a share! I'll be checking the tag and reblogging posts through the day, if you think I missed your contribution please send a message to @buzzingroyalty.
Super excited to see what you all come up with, see you then!
I find these so funny that sometimes i just say it for no reason! 😂
all the BLUHS of homestuck
This is one of the many reasons roxy lalonde is my favorite human kid in all of homestuck.
You ever think about how roxy is an imposter in her own friend group because she escaped to a new reality with john egbert and that essentially means *her* friends her *original* friends are still all dead and gone and theyre never coming back.
This makes my roxyhon shipping self want to cry tears of joy.
please tell me im not the only one who ships this
Meet Sesha and Annie 😂