This Should Totally Be An SCP. Not Dangerous, Not Scary, Just Weird. Unless, Of Course, The Tails Are

This should totally be an SCP. Not dangerous, not scary, just weird. Unless, of course, the tails are sentient--and hungry.

A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

Nixie greets the local constabulary.

An assortment of flying critters.

Story Starter #28

It’s one of those days where I’m blaring big band like it’s metal.

(True story, actually...)

OTP Writing Prompt #13

Your OTP winds up in medieval Europe (or a similarly repressed society) by unconventional means. One of them is accused of witchcraft (or a similar heresy). How do they get out?

I can’t help it, but as soon as Ra’s found the alien artifact in Batman and the Outsiders, my first thought was “Man, that would be cool if that was a Pokéball.”

Wonder what kind of Pokémon he’d have? Wartortle is an obvious choice with the whole longevity schtick (as well as the similar “hairstyles”), but as grandiose as Ra’s is, I could just as easily see him going after Xerneas or even Arceus himself. Girantina is a logical choice, as well. So many possibilities! He’d definitely put any evil Pokémon team to shame, and might actually pose a real threat to the Pokémon world. Good luck finding a group of ten year old kids who can outsmart this guy.

In any case, if anyone ever writes a Batman/Pokémon crossover where Ra’s has a Pokémon, let me know and I’ll read it.