Paul Headcanons Cause I Have An Obsession

Paul Headcanons cause I have an obsession

• Paul is an only child. He just acts like one, idk what to tell you (I am an only child)

• He's the type of guy to carry a breath spray with him everywhere because he's so paranoid about his breathing smelling like coffee (he also has altoids in his purse 24/7)

• Paul has a purse that he refuses to call a purse. He puts extra stuff in it and carries it when he goes on walks

• He doesn't like listening to music anymore, but when he did his favorite songs were California Girls and Wrecking Ball (I will NOT explain)

• He owns a DS and still plays games on it (once when Emma was over she found it when looking for something she misplaced and laughed at him as like a "lmao this is silly," way and Paul hides it in his room under his pillow when Emma comes over to prevent that from happening again)

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I'm slow and excited I'm sorry

Can you do 1 B Blinky?

1B Blinky has been cooked medium well

Original + full;

For research purposes:

The question isn’t which one is your favorite, it’s which one would you be most ok indenturing yourself to for the rest of your life.

wiggly / wiggog y'wrath from the hatchetfield series

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