house-of-cards-and-crime

incapable of being normal about fictional characters

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house-of-cards-and-crime

8 months ago

bringing this back

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real and also true can and will make anything and everything about him do not test me thank you for coming to my retedtalkblog

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house-of-cards-and-crime

9 months ago

love the idea of C!Slimecicle being so incredibly dis-proportioned, because he's literally just slime.

like, one hand is bigger than the other, his face is just *slightly* off-center, one leg is a little longer, etc.

and when asked about this, he will say something along the lines of "what, no, I'm a completely normal and adequately-sized human with bones and meat!" then vomit a ball of goo

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“i am a human who is shaped correctly! bones and all!” “all 300 of my bones are the exact length they should be. as all human bones are! i meet the regulations!” meanwhile his facial features are actively sliding off of his face thank you for coming to my retedtalkblog

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house-of-cards-and-crime

9 months ago

JOEL SMALLISHBEANS.

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sighs. another one for the collection ...my favourite “pg” server <- so many things under this tag. so many things thank you for coming to my retedtalkblog

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house-of-cards-and-crime

9 months ago

i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:

you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire

dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke

how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?

you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue

are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?

you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'

and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in

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(found this in my drafts from like january) (would like to clarify just to be safe: i do NOT support cc!wilbur i just think c!tntduo is neat) i know a lot of these are about smell but like cmon i feel like revivebur is a very smelly man revivebur revivedbur cwilbur cquackity c!tntduo tntduo dsmp dsmp tntduo dream smp dsmp quackity dsmp wilbur dsmp revivedbur wilbur and quackity organizey tags as usual > cubic nonsense

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house-of-cards-and-crime

8 months ago

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schneider from one day at a time (note: i have only seen the new one not the old one so i cannot speak to the old one) thank you for coming to my retedtalkblog

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