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house-of-cards-and-crime

incapable of being normal about fictional characters

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I've Been Thinking About Different Insults That I Think C!quackity Would Use On C!revivebur (generally

i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:

you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire

dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke

how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?

you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue

are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?

you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'

and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in

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(found this in my drafts from like january) (would like to clarify just to be safe: i do NOT support cc!wilbur i just think c!tntduo is neat) i know a lot of these are about smell but like cmon i feel like revivebur is a very smelly man revivebur revivedbur cwilbur cquackity c!tntduo tntduo dsmp dsmp tntduo dream smp dsmp quackity dsmp wilbur dsmp revivedbur wilbur and quackity organizey tags as usual > cubic nonsense

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