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it's 1 in the morning, i have watched about 8 hours worth of hermitcraft content in the past 5 days, and i'm almost caught up! so it's everyone's favourite time: hermitstats!!! (i'm so tired)

the oldest video on the playlist is Smallishbeans ep.28 from August 29th, putting me at just under two weeks behind! the whole playlist is 7 videos long, and 3.75hrs(!!!)

now for the episode stats, as usual in no particular order!

Joel: 2 videos (ep.28-29), 43 minutes Etho: 1 video (ep.10), 58 minutes (why) Scar: 2 videos (ep.24-25), 53 minutes Grian: 1 video (ep.25), 43 minutes Mumbo: 1 video (ep.27), 26 minutes Tango: 0 videos (he's on here because he's on my list of POVs too)

commentary and rambling underneath the cut as per usual. there's like 5 paragraphs down there i apologize in advance, i'm tired and rambly

fucking. etho ethoslab why are your videos so SPARSE and so LONG. don't get me wrong i love his videos he's one of my favourite POVs but also. man.

also i am SO CLOSE TO CAUGHT UP i went from over 2 months behind to less than 2 weeks behind in the span of 5 days. i'm back on the grind. look at me go. i'm gonna get caught up this time i promise you and then we get to the FUN stat tallying for seasonwide shit (talked about that in this post)

i think the last time i was entirely caught up was literally in like march which is fun so i'm looking forward to actually knowing what people are talking about on this hellsite any of the ever

also i need a more standardized format for these posts. they're so all over the place good gods man

also also, hi, if anyone has suggestions for the statblocks please feel free to share, i already have ideas but i'm curious what people would want to see. i'll make a proper post about that at Some point idk man

okay by the time i'm done with this it's like 1:30am so it's time to send this post into the aether thank you for reading

what if chat are shapeshifters, so every time we get sent on a raid we morph into another creature

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their SCROBBLES, man :(