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"i Fell In The Hole, It's Definitely Possible To Fall In The Hole, I Figured That Much Out. It's Possible,
"i fell in the hole, it's definitely possible to fall in the hole, i figured that much out. it's possible, i know that for a fact"
everyone give it up for joel and his invaluable contributions to his own trap! this entire "trying to kill xb" saga has been such a comedy of errors for him and i love it
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More Posts from House-of-cards-and-crime
deep, long-suffering sigh
hey do you guys think that grian has gone a bit too f-aha-r with fishing this season? i mean it's become a problem by now, it's pretty bad, boys. it seems like he's really raised the b-aha-r with commitment to a bit, which i gotta admit is pretty rad boys
i have some vague knowledge of video editing so i'm heavily considering going through a bunch of joel's videos to make a collection of Every Single Failed Trap because it just... it's getting a little absurd xD
Season 10 is just the hermits trying SO HARD to Be Normal at Minecraft that now they are Riding Horses and Fishing and I am HERE FOR IT
the sorry boys and the tropes they apply to all of their characters:
wilbur "violently mentally ill" soot
tommy "has a destructive breakdown at some point in the timeline" innit
ranboo "religious trauma coded" live
philza "subverts expectations by being the most normal guy Until He Isn't" minecraft
charlie "is this even a character anymore or is he just like this" slimecicle
Everyone on Hermitcraft is immortal in one way or another. Whether they were always immortal (Etho still is bad with time even after he's practiced so much. It didn't really matter to him for a long time.) or became immortal ("We can offer you power and knowledge no mortal could ever have!" said the Watchers. Grian wished he at least hesitated.). Whether blessed ("This is the greatest gift I can bestow upon you, great knight!" Wels accepted graciously) or cursed ("You wish to live? Then live you shall!" The vex cackled as Scar shook its hand.). Whether a side effect ("I suppose it comes with being undead!" Cleo shrugged) or the intent (Doc couldn't help but grin as his own code was displayed before his eyes). Whether they've always known (Joe was one reckless and apparently unkillable kid!) or found out later on (No there was no way Mumbo, a normal 16 year old, could have survived dying. If he did, he'd definitely be freaking out right about now!). No matter what way a Hermit was immortal, they were glad to have each other!
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