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Grian: If anyone needs me, then fuck off.

Pearl: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Scott a little bit. BigB, holding Pearl's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Pearl: No, that's our joint tombstone. BigB: My mistake.

Bdubs: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? BigB: Wait, what’s the difference? Bdubs: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

Scott: I hate you. Pearl: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Impulse: What is your favourite mythical story? BigB: The Story Of My Will To Live. Impulse: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

Scar: Why is Joel making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Ren! Ren: It’s because I’m Joel’s favorite. Scar: I hate you.

Pearl: Is the pink panther a lion? Impulse: Say that again but slower. Pearl: I don’t get it. Impulse: He’s a PANTHER. Pearl: Is that a type of lion? Impulse: No, it’s a fucking panther. Pearl: *googles panther* They aren’t pink? Impulse: AND LIONS ARE?!

Impulse: Good night. Mumbo: Sleep tight. Tango: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Scar: Great, now Mumbo's crying.

Scar: Pearl, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. Pearl: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

Joel: What happened?! Pearl: Do you want the long version or the short version? Joel: Sh-short?? Pearl: Shit's fucked. Joel: Okay, long. Pearl: Shit's very fucked.

Scar & Tango:*Playing video games* Joel: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Scar: *silence* Tango: *silence* Joel, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Scar & Tango in shame: Yeah...

Joel to Cleo, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. Tango, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Scar: That sounds so threatening… Skizz: The Wedding Games… Scott: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Cleo: Beautiful. Joel: Fuck all of you!

Impulse, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Tango: Blue flavor! Impulse: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Tango: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Impulse: Blue is not a flavor! Tango: BLUE FLAVOR!

Impulse: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Grian: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Jimmy: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Tango: Put spaghetti in it. Impulse: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Grian: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk. Grian: *cuts piece of cake* Joel: ...Can I have some? Grian: Cake is for talkers.

Scott: Oooh, a train! Jimmy: We’re in a train station, Scott.

Gem: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Bdubs: The cow?? Gem:What? Impulse: Bdubs, W H Y?

Pearl: *sneaking in through their window* BigB: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night? Pearl: I was with Jimmy? Jimmy: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Scar: You can track Pearl? Jimmy: Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Tango: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Martyn: So, Scar and Gem. Martyn: According to this, you two are being accused of: Armed Robbery, Vandalism, Drug Abuse, Grand Theft Auto… Scar: We had a bad day. Martyn: And… MURDER?! Gem: It was a pretty bad day…

Bdubs: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Martyn: *crouches down* Joel: *kneels down* Cleo: *sits on the floor* Bdubs: Bdubs: I hate all of you.

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

Thought I'd take a crack at the Life Series In Your Style board (courtesy of @/xmaruu11)

Tell me which ones your favorite :)

I want you to know that my friend looked at the way you draw Jimmy for the large template and said “Shane Madej” :l

Yeah Okay.

A Ranch Set Ablaze.

Pearl please !! Your design of Pearl looks so cool!!!

ah, my life series Pearl? thank you very much!

(asking for friends)

Guysss, are there any MCYT discord servers that are like 13+ or 14+ or any age I can join, cause like I wanna join some. It can be a fan made server for anything like the life series, qsmp, hermitcraft, empires smp, ect ect, or like all of them together. I just really wanna be apart of some cause the communities are so kind (also cause I'm not in any)

(Won't join explicitly rp servers, i don't do rp(but it's alright if the server has a rp section))

"All things considered, it was nice while it lasted"

explanation and references below the cut

so, this was actually supposed to be an art study, but I got so carried away that the original artworks became inspiration rather than anything. that said, it was quite a bit outside of my comfort zone, and it was really fun to make. I want to try implementing bright colours into my art more now

here is the canvas with the references, all made by @isjasz

ever since I saw this post I wasn't able to get it out of my mind, so I present you with my experiment on this, specifically on the colours bleeding into each other, albeit not in the animation form also please keep in mind that I chose these two pretty much only for their colour potential

If the life series was animated I think a cool detail would be animating the green lives with smooth, clean lines. Yellow lives are slightly sketchy, their line distortion being more notable during fights or chaotic intentions. Then red lives are animated very loosely and messy, their lines are never “still”, there’s always a visual tension with them because they look one second away from falling apart

And when reds fight, their colors bleed into each other as well. They become a messy portrait of themselves. Still recognizable, to some degree, but no longer the put together image they once were. Literally

lizzie for the soul

finally downloaded some new brushes and wanted to test them out, so decided to draw yet another version of her (seriously, I now have at least 5 drawings of her in different outfits)

he's gonna mansplain manhandle manwhore his way through the season while absolutely slaying it (both figuratively and literally)

AM I CRAZY OR DOES THIS STRAIGHT UP LOOK LIKE SCAR'S LIMITED LIFE OUTFIT

binged the Lamplight AU on ao3 in one night and now coping the only way I know how creating my own AU (at least trying to) here's what my brain came up with

bonus ending under the cut vvvvv

planning to make a fic with it

not feeling great, so here's Pearl doodling as a cope

finally finished yellow hand Martyn

BAM!

who needs sleep when you have cubitos to overdesign

largely inspired by this post

2024 - 2021

Flower Husbands redraw 💪

the moment after Jimmy’s first time on red still lives rent free in my head

After a long day in Tumble Town, Jimmy offers to walk Scott back to Chromia. Eventually, Scott gets tired and Jimmy offers to carry him the rest of the way back to his Empire.

Anyways- it took me like 10 mins to think of a clever way to just drop the line:

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

sooooooo…….

yeah

10 reblogs and I’ll make a part two or smth-

Life Series/Traffic SMP people- we are SO back!

I’m calling it right now, I’m betting Gem will win and WHEN she wins her celestial body should be Mercury!! The zodiac Gemini is ruled by Mercury so- it just makes sense.

Both of the characters have connections to Greek/Roman mythology (Joel already having Stratos in Empires Season 2), I can’t help but not theorize some other connections. just let me cook here for a moment

Gemini is the constellation of the TWINS, and Gem and Joel are a duo so maybe one of them could Pollox and the other Castor? Leaning towards Joel being Pollox because his father and yknow- Empires. I’ll look more into this but just throwing it out here

So @lesbian-satan got me into the Life series and Hermitcraft during a vacation and since we had recently heard about someone getting stuck on one of those velcro walls in indoor trampoline parks that you can throw people at... this was made lmao

Digital sketchbook dump for the life series !! (The first two are literally a year old but it’s fine it’s whatever they’re definitely recent)