Lets Drinking!
Let’s Drinking!
In response to otomosthecrazyperidot ‘s note: let’s check on them!
Zelda: "Ah! Even as a ghost you're disgusting!"
Link: "Well excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!"
Peach & Daisy: "L-Let's drinkING!"
(Peach, Daisy, and Zelda are doing the “90s Zelda Drinking Game” in the former two’s room of the “Smash Mansion”. They all take a shot of...something.) Peach: ”Eeeeehhh...”
Daisy: ”Uhh huh huh huh...”
Zelda: ”Nnnn...Oh, Hylia, I think I’m going to be ill.”
Peach: ”Awww, whu-whussa matter Zilda? Callin’...callin’ it quiz areddi? Hic!”
Daisy: ”Yah Zilda, you look like yer gonna spew. Like...like deh bunny wit de hat. I-I like de bunny.”
Zelda: ”The...*gulp*...the only thing making me want to *pant* “spew”...is listening to Link’s whiny voice!”
Link: ”Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess! Uuuugh...”
Daisy (prepares to drink): “Drinking ti...”
Peach: “No!”
Daisy: “Whuh?”
(Peach points to toward Zelda. Link is sitting next to her. Link looks like he’s on the verge of passing out. Between the two is a scorecard labeled “Team Mario VS Team Zelda”. The score is 4-3 with Team Mario in the lead.)
Link: “OoooOooooOooooooh...”
Daisy: “Oh hey Link, when...when did you get here? And whadja do wit yer hat?”
(Peach rolls her eyes.)
NOTE
To learn about the “90s Zelda Drinking Game”, look up the webcomic Three Little Princesses or the comic dub by Tattoo Pedigree. You won’t be disappointed!
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Samus: *nods affirmatively*
Simon: ”Then let’s begin.”
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(Pit looks to the side sadly. Mega Man wipes a tear from his eye.)
Mega Man:”*sniff*”
(Samus solemnly gives a thumbs up. Simon takes a deep breath to regain his composure.)
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Pit:”To Kevin!”
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