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Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]


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Pit:”Aren’t you supposed to hunt the duck?”

Dog:”...”

Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Greninja VS Incineroar

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”

Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”

Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Lucas VS Donkey Kong

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Lucas:"You lost your mother too?"

DK:"She was...old, Lucas. It was gonna happen sooner or later."

Lucas:"That doesn't mean it hurts any less."

[Wrinkly Kong was Cranky Kong's wife, who appeared as a ghost in DK64. The two are often believed to be DK's parents.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Charizard VS Greninja

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Charizard:”Something bugging you, Frog-legs?”

Greninja:”Lord Arceus has grown weary of your blasphemy, Charizard! Repent or suffer the consequences!”

Charizard:”Dude, you’ve been hanging out with Simon too much.”

[A reference to Charizard oversaturating the Pokemon games, the Galar ban on Arceus, and the joke that Charizard is the Poke-God of the Galar region.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Pikachu VS Charizard

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Pikachu:"Any suggestions for our next movie?"

Charizard:"How about Doctor Pikachu? No wait, Pirate Pikachu!"

Pikachu:"*gasp!* PIRATE-DOCTOR Pikachu!"

[One Piece reference. Pikachu's VA, Ikue Otani, also voices the Straw Hat Pirates’ doctor Tony Tony Chopper.]


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