Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario
Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"
Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"
Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."
[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]
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Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”
Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”
[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]
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‘Viridi’:”You stole one of my Reset Bombs!?”
K. Rool:”The Brambles made for lovely fortifications, my dear.”
Viridi:”How about I make you some more?”
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Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker."
Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"
Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"
[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]
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Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”
Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”
Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”