Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario
Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"
Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"
Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."
[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]
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Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf
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Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”
Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”
Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”
[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]
Smash Intros: Luigi VS Ice Climbers
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Luigi:"So, you have an idea for a new Ice Climbers game?"
Popo:"It's an action-platformer-adventure game with randomly generated levels."
Nana:"And you have to start from the very beginning if you lose a life!"
Luigi:"I...think that's been done already."
[A reference to Spelunky and an Ice Climbers game idea I had that was basically a vertical Spelunky.]
just wondering how Zuko and Druk might have met..
Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”
Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”
Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”
[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]
Smash Intros: ROB VS Robin
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
ROB:”QUERY: The I and N in your name, what do they stand for?”
Robin:”They don’t stand for anything, they’re...”
ROB:”RESPONSE: They stand for ‘Is a’ and ‘Nerd’!”