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Smash Intros: Greninja VS Incineroar

Smash Intros: Greninja VS Incineroar

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Greninja:”Chesnaught would’ve loved you.”

Incineroar:”And you and Decidueye would get along like a house on fire.”

Greninja:”But what would Delphox and Primarina think of eachother?”


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Smash Intros: Lucas VS Donkey Kong

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Lucas:"You lost your mother too?"

DK:"She was...old, Lucas. It was gonna happen sooner or later."

Lucas:"That doesn't mean it hurts any less."

[Wrinkly Kong was Cranky Kong's wife, who appeared as a ghost in DK64. The two are often believed to be DK's parents.]


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5 years ago

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker." 

Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"

Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"

[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]


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5 years ago

Smash Intros: Joker VS Wario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Joker:”You used to be a Phantom Thief?”

Wario:”Yup! The Purple Wind! Silent, but deadly.”

Joker:”I’m not even dignifying that with a response.”

[A reference to the DS game, Wario: Master of Disguise.]


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5 years ago

Smash Intros: Little Mac VS Mario

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Little Mac:"Pizzaaa Pastaaa!"

Mario:"Are you-a making fun of-a my weight, Mac?"

Little Mac:"Just feelin' a lil'...nostalgic."

[Pizza Pasta was an Italian stereotype boxer from the old arcade Punch-Out that hasn't been seen since. Double reference if Mac is in one of his Wire Frame costumes.]


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5 years ago

Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]


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