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Smash Intros: Richter VS Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe)

Smash Intros: Richter VS Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe)

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Richter:”Have you hunted vampires before?”

Mii Gunner (Megaman.exe):”I defeated Shade Man five times!”

Richter:”Computer vampires don’t count, Mega Man.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”

Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”

Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”

[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:”You replaced me...with a potted plant!?”

Ganondorf:”A potted plant that’s burned and chomped Mario into submission more than you ever could.”

Bowser:”I’ll burn and chomp you, you lousy traitor!”

[A reference to Pirahna Plant’s unexpected addition as a playable character, how Bowser winding up fighting for the good guys as much as the mad guys in a lot of Mario games, and how Pirahna Plant enemies can be more difficult to deal with than Bowser boss fights.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Charizard VS Greninja

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Charizard:”Something bugging you, Frog-legs?”

Greninja:”Lord Arceus has grown weary of your blasphemy, Charizard! Repent or suffer the consequences!”

Charizard:”Dude, you’ve been hanging out with Simon too much.”

[A reference to Charizard oversaturating the Pokemon games, the Galar ban on Arceus, and the joke that Charizard is the Poke-God of the Galar region.]


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Pit VS Duck Hunt

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Pit:”Aren’t you supposed to hunt the duck?”

Dog:”...”

Pit:”Good grief, I’m talking to a dog.”


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4 years ago

Smash Intros: Lucas VS Donkey Kong

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Lucas:"You lost your mother too?"

DK:"She was...old, Lucas. It was gonna happen sooner or later."

Lucas:"That doesn't mean it hurts any less."

[Wrinkly Kong was Cranky Kong's wife, who appeared as a ghost in DK64. The two are often believed to be DK's parents.]


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