Bruce Wayne, Age 17, Hearing The Black Parade Album For The First Time While Laying Unmoving On A Cold

Bruce Wayne, age 17, hearing the Black Parade album for the first time while laying unmoving on a cold concrete for the entire 51 minutes and 53 seconds straight:

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

Reblog and tag with a character whose death made you go: “Guess who just got MURDERED!” (celebratory)

me when danny goes human in some random dark alley (probs crime alley bc hes just that lucky) in Gotham Crime McCity in the middle of the night, visibly injured and with no means to contact anyone and barely any money:

Dont even worry about it bestie everything is going to be fine

I like that the surprise at batmans name implies that Young Justice member also believed that Batman was a mythical figure, watching humanity from afar.

Imagine being a young superhero and newly-minted member of the Justice League. You’ve got a monitor shift with Superman, who you know as an invincible alien demigod who lives at the North Pole. You’re nervous about spending time with him—what do you even have in common with him? What could you even talk about?

And then shortly into monitor duty he casually mentions

his

WIFE???

i want you to know that i am obsessed with your fic and hadn't been able to stop thinking about it