People Be Like Theres A Man Thatll Treat Me Right And Hes An Awful Person Who Eats Cat Food.

people be like “there’s a man that’ll treat me right” and he’s an awful person who eats cat food.

joining a new fandom late and finding out about all their odd inside jokes and quirks be like: you guys are so so so sick. I love it

I thought I could escape the tumblr death grip. was wrong.

Imagine being in full knowledge of Hannibal and Will’s extremely unhealthy, messed-up, vaguely homo-erotic codependent relationship, and then sitting there and thinking: “You know what? I’m gonna let them hang out after not seeing each other for three years. I cannot think of one (1) single thing that could go wrong there.”

girl help every time i make eye contact with someone the little will graham in my head goes “oh those whites are really white. he must have hepatitis” 

you are absolutely right.

how do you even explain being obsessed with a cannibal. like, yeah rips people apart with his teeth and eats them. he gaslights, gatekeeps, girlbosses, AND manipulates mansplains and malewifes. even if you erase the cannibalism he is literally the worst doctor. medical malpractice is his forte. he let a man nearly die from encephalitis, gutted him and slaughtered their weird surrogate daughter in front of him. he’s evil and crazy and gay. he’s baby tho 🥰💗✨