
she/her. xvii. i'll bark for a mikaelson. shifter. just a spanish girl who loves talking shit about her favorite characters.
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LOKI SPOILERS
when classic loki said his nexus event was because he was lonely and missed thor so he wanted to go and find him... loki’s FACE........ in every branch of reality loki will love his brother more than anything and that is such an incredible and important message about adoptive families

I get being upset about Bonnie not being invited to the Mikaelson ball, but here you go once again, blaming Caroline for a choice the writer's made, something she had no part of. People are getting weird AF with their anti Caroline stance and it's getting ridiculous.
Here you go once again, putting words I didn't say in my mouth.
Does it upset me that Bonnie wasn't invited to the ball? Yes. Does Caroline being there make me mad? No. Do I think she shouldn't have come? Yes, I certainly think so.
I complained about Caroline and Matt being there because plot wise it was absolutely stupid and it made no sense. They didn't add absolutely nothing to the events developing there, and their presence was completely unneeded: Caroline and Matt were there solely because of Klaus and Rebekah/delena. This was the moment the showrunners decided to start writing klaroline, exclusively and only because the fans liked their first scene together, so they decided to have her going to the ball just to have their "romance" developing, which made no sense for her at all;
Klaus literally tried to kill her a few episodes prior, he had Tyler bite her on her birthday leaving her on the brink of death and then he showed up to heal her. Where is her self-preservation? Wasn't she scared of him at all?
It's funny to me that she only accepted to go because of Rebekah inviting Matt. Did she thought he was in potential danger? Did she decide to go to try to protect him? I get she was worried about her friend, but this is slightly strange.
Matt was just there for Rebekah and to make Damon and Elena fight because of his altercation with Kol, nothing else, and his presence and the issue he caused wasn't that serious because they made up an episode later. Why would he go? He was a human on a house full of the oldest vampires to ever live, and he was aware of this. I'm aware Matt isn't the brightest person to walk the earth, but everybody knows a human shouldn't be around bloodthirsty vampires.
Again, just stupid. Caroline and Matt shouldn't have been at the ball, that's all. Elena and the Salvatore going made sense: she was the doppelgänger, Stefan had story with them and Damon wouldn't allow her to go anywhere without any of them.
Bonnie, however, had every single reason to be there:
She was Ayana's descendant.
Esther would want to meet a Bennett witch, seeing she was best friends with one once and she knew they were powerful allies.
She had been more close than anyone to killing Klaus: the fact that he didn't try to seduce her or try to kill her was ooc, especially because he befriended witches before klaroline came in.
Kol loved witches and this bitch knows everything about everyone. It surprises me that he didn't try to get her on his side or at least use her to try to take down any member of his family.
The Bennett bloodline is far more powerful in magic terms than any other family could ever be, their blood was needed for like half of the most powerful spells and the fact that not a single person thought about getting on Bonnie's good side is completely stupid.
What is ridiculous is that people dickride 3x14 to hell because of the fanservice. I love this episode, but calling out it's flaws it's not a bad thing.

Klaus Soulmate AU Part 5
Pairing: Klaus Mikaelson x Reader
Word count: 2,391
Warning(s): implied smut
Klaus’ affection grew over the following days. You still came to visit him while he painted and gradually you even started sitting closer within arms reach. Klaus started to enjoy his mornings more because it meant starting his day with the one he had grown to love. Meal times became more enjoyable as he started showing up. The smile on your face when you talked and laughed was enough to take his mind off all the troubles and traitors he had to deal with.
One morning you woke to a beautiful bouquet of flowers and a note on your bedside table. You opened it to reveal neat cursive handwriting. Your heart skipped a beat at the words on the small piece of paper.
I saw these this morning, love and they were almost as beautiful as you..
Yours truly, Klaus
We really are making progress. You gave a little squeal, the day seeming brighter than it had before.
From that day on you always woke to a treat and a little note from Klaus that brought a smile to your face. Sometimes it was flowers, other times it was a hot coffee or cookies. One morning you woke to only a note,
I have a surprise for you my love, meet me downstairs.
Yours truly, Klaus
You hurried and put your hair in a messy bun, changed into a nice outfit and brushed your teeth. Trying your best not to fly down the stairs, you stepped quickly in anticipation down the solid oak. There Klaus stood proudly in the kitchen. He did a sweeping bow to reveal a table full of food for two.
“My lovely lady,” Klaus grinned with a twinkle in his eye, “Today I am making you breakfast.”
Your mouth dropped open in surprise, joy overwhelming you.
“Oh my gosh! Klaus this is amazing!”
You ran forward, catching Klaus off balance with a hug. Klaus’ arms gradually came down from his grand gesture to return the warm hug. He could hear your heart beat going crazy and it made him smile. You took a step back, sheepishly breaking the hug. Your cheeks were pink with a blush which made Klaus smile even wider.
“Thank you so much for breakfast.”
“Of course, love. You always make breakfast for us and I wanted to return the favor for my lovely lady.”
There it was again. My lovely lady.That phrase and his accent would be ringing in your head forever as you committed it to memory. Klaus guided you to your seat, his hand gracefully touching your back. You felt chills run across your skin at his touch. It was like pure ecstasy. You were so caught up in Klaus’ loving expression you hadn’t even noticed him leading you to your chair until you bumped it.
“Here you go, love.”
“Thank you.”
You grinned and took your seat as Klaus sat in his next to you at the large table. You couldn’t remember the last time you were this awkward or nervous over a meal. If only you could freeze this moment time and never leave, never stop feeling this warmth and love from Klaus. It was blissful, the house was so quiet you were sure that he had cleared everyone out so his surprise breakfast wouldn’t be interrupted. The two of you were quiet for the most of the meal but you couldn’t keep your eyes off each other. Who knew Klaus mikaelson could make eating breakfast look so sexy? Klaus put a spoon in his mouth to lick it clean of his food and never before have you wanted to be a spoon so badly. You didn’t realize you had spaced out on Klaus’ lips for so long until he spoke.
“So, Y/N I was thinking we could go into town to get you a dress picked out today?”
“Huh? Oh- yes” you blushed furiously, “a dress for what?”
“For the Founders Ball of course.”
Klaus took another bite of food before looking up at you with a devilish grin.
“I want my lady to be looking her absolute best when we’re out, I plan on showing you off.”
There he went again calling you his lady- you were sure by now you were the shade of a tomato.
After finishing your food you started to pick up dishes.
“Here let me help you with that.” Klaus mumbled, brushing up against your body as he started picking up plates with you.
Washing the dishes had never been so exciting, it almost seemed like Klaus was slowly pushing his body up against you closer and closer.
You gasp as a splash of soapy dish water in your face catches you by surprise.
“Whoops.” Klaus snickered.
You return the favor with a splash at Klaus, leaving bubbles on his face.
“Whoops” you giggled
God how long had it been since you giggled?
Going back and forth, completely forgetting about the dishes, you and Klaus had a mini water fight in the kitchen.
“Ha ha!” Klaus grabbed your waist and hoisted you over his shoulder.
“Do you concede?”
“Never!”
Klaus tickles your side as you squirm in his arms, laughing so hard you wheeze.
“Do you concede now?” Klaus pauses his tickle attack on your body.
You whisper your answer as you try to catch your breath.
“What was that Y/N?” Klaus grinned, starting to dig his fingers in your side again.
“Never!” You squealed.
Klaus marched into the living room with you over his shoulder, still giggling like a child who had been caught after a chase. Flopping you onto the love seat, Klaus leaned in close to your face. You froze, you could feel his breath on your skin.
“Whatever shall I do with you, Y/N?” Klaus spoke softly
“Kiss me.”
Without missing a beat Klaus clashed his lips against yours, kissing you like a starving man. His tongue pushed your mouth open and you moaned. He pushed his kiss deeper and started to mess with your hair. When he pulled away you whined and he chuckled.
“How about we continue this later?” He touched his forehead to yours and you felt a heat pool in your stomach.
“It’s a date.”
“Now, let’s get you into town and find a dress that you love. We won’t stop until we find you the perfect dress.”
Klaus stood up and held out his hand to help you up. He pulled you up so gracefully you wished his hands should explore your body more.
“Let me go freshen up a bit and then I’ll be ready to go.” You smiled
“Sounds perfect, I’ll bring the car around.” Klaus kissed your cheek before turning to walk away.
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Looking into the bathroom mirror you touch a hand to your cheek where Klaus kissed.
“ I’m never washing this cheek again,” you muttered.
You fixed your hair as quickly as you could, being flung onto the couch had tangled up your hair but you didn’t regret it one bit.
Stepping out the front door you feel butterflies seeing Klaus sitting in the car, smiling at you.
“Ready, love?”
“As ready as I’ll ever be.” You grinned, sliding into the passenger seat next to the hybrid.
You took a deep breath in and Klaus’ scent flooded you. How had you never noticed how good he smelled until now? You made a side note to steal one of his shirts later to bring to bed.
Getting onto the main road, Klaus rested his right hand on your thigh. There’s that heat in my stomach again. You leaned over, wrapping your arms around Klaus’ arm and rested your head on his shoulder. Klaus let out a low growl, he liked when you got close to him. He thought you smelled amazing and he didn’t know how he had missed it before. You had a feminine smell, lavender with a hint of cottonwood. Klaus turned and kissed your forehead. The drive to town went quicker than usual, it felt like. Before you knew it, Klaus had parked in front of the dress shop. You sat up and let out a shaky breath.
“You don’t need to be nervous, love. Don’t be afraid to take your time, we have all day just for us.” Klaus gave you a reassuring smile and squeezed your thigh.
“Okay.” You nodded and gave a small smile.
*Ding*
The cashier gave you both a warm smile as you walked in.
“Welcome! What can I help you with today?”
“I have a reservation time to try on dresses under Y/N, Y/L/N.” Klaus politely smiled.
“Of course! Let me get you checked in and we’ll start pulling dresses out for you to try on.” The girl smiled at Klaus for just a beat too long.
She turned to you, “I think the colors that would look best with your skin complexion would be dark greens, ruby reds and some royal blues.”
“Whatever you say.” You nervous laugh.
The girl escorts you and Klaus to a side room where there is a changing room and a little lobby with mirrors and chairs for Klaus to sit on while he waits for you to try on dresses. Only a few shorts minutes later and the girl had already reappeared with dresses for you to try on.
“Start with these and let me know what you think about the styles.”
The girl quickly ushered you inside the changing room. Klaus made himself comfortable on a chair in the cozy lobby, smiling as he watched you step in to change. The first dress you came out in was a deep blue with a nice cut waistline, fish tail bottom and sleeves that dropped down.
“What do you think, Klaus?”
“I think you look stunning my love.” Klaus winked.
“How are you feeling about the dress, Y/N?”
“Well, I like the way the waist and top fit me, I like the idea of the sleeves bring down a little bit but I’m not really a fan of the fishtail.”
“Alright,” the girl hummed, “the waist and top you’re talking about are called the sweetheart and I does make your collar bone look really nice. I’ll go back and find you some more dresses with this style.”
She rushed you back into the stall and then disappeared. The girl was like a rabbit with how quickly she left and came back. The hangers for the new dresses clicked on the rack as she squeezed back in with you.
“These dresses have a nice sweetheart line, I’ve grabbed some that are more ball gown style and even a couple with sparkles.”
After trying on almost a dozen dresses, and Klaus commenting how beautiful you looked in all of them, you finally decided on a dress. You and let’s both agreed that the dress that fit you most was a dark green ball gown dress with a sweetheart line and hanging sleeves that made you feel like a fairy tale princess.
Klaus looked you up and down in the dress, his hybrid eyes flashing with the desire to put his hands all over you.
“You look ravishing, Y/N.”
“Thank you, Klaus.” You blush.
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The whole ride home you just wanted the world to freeze and keep you in that moment. Klaus’ hand was on your thigh again and you breathed in his intoxicating scent as you leaned against him.
“Tomorrow you and Rebekah have an appointment at the salon and spa.”
“Awesome.” You smiled and nuzzled his arm.
Klaus rumbled in content at your scent being so close to him.
You arrived at the mansion soon enough, you desperately wished for this moment between you and Klaus to continue. Walking inside, you start to head towards the staircase when Klaus stops you.
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Um- my room?” You stammer.
“Last I checked, soulmates sleep in the same room.” Klaus had on a coy smile. “I may have made a phone call while you were changing.”
Klaus picked you up bridal style, eliciting a surprised yelp from you as he ran to his room. Kicking the door shut behind him he looks down at you.
“Klaus!”
You gasp upon seeing the room- you had never been in Klaus’ bedroom before but it was grand and magnificent and just radiating cozy vibes.
“I had Rebekah take all your stuff from your old room and put it in the extra closet in here.” Klaus grinned, “so what do you think, Y/N?”
“I love it!”
Klaus sat you down on the bed, and crawled up to hover over you.
“Good.”
Your heart started to race, Klaus being so close to you was making you want him in more than one way.
“Now, my love, where were we from this morning?”
“Kissing me?” You mewled
Klaus kissed you gently, starting to push deeper he opened your mouth with his tongue, this time he moaned at the taste of you. Pushing you up on the bed he grabbed your legs and wrapped them around his waist without breaking the kiss. You could feel the heat radiating from his member as he grinded against your core making you ache for him. You inhale sharply when Klaus breaks from the kiss and starts working on your neck, kissing your pulse point. He starts nibbling and you can feel him sucking on your skin, knowing he’ll leave his mark for everyone to see you are his.
“Klaus- more- please” you whine
Klaus growls and sits back to yank off your pants, working his pants off at the same time.
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The next morning
You woke up, slowly arching your back when you feel the heat of someone behind you. Heart racing you turn over to find Klaus staring at you smiling. The night came racing back to your mind and you grinned right back at him.
“Good morning, love.”
“Good morning,” you nuzzled into his chest.
“You look so peaceful when you sleep, I could get used to waking up like this every morning.” Klaus kissed your forehead.
“Mmmmm” you hummed.
Klaus rolled onto his back and pulled you onto his bare chest to snuggle. You close your eyes and take in his scent.
There may be troubles in life but right now everything is just perfect and you wouldn’t change a thing.
One thing that will always upset me about the Mikaelson family is how young they are in vampire standards. They're supposed to be the oldest family in history, the first vampires to ever live and they're just a thousand years old??? They should have been older.
In the books, Klaus was over a six thousand years old and born in the Bronze Age and he was also a lot worse - his siblings didn't even exist.
How did you feel with Hope’s and Rebekah’s interactions in legacies? I was really disappointed in Rebekah. I understand that Klaus and Hayley would’ve hated to see Hope without her humanity, but Rebekah had no right to say that Klaus would be disappointed in Hope. Hope has been through so much, and no one in her family seemed to care. Rebekah, and the rest of the mikaelsons, seemingly abandoned Hope - which would’ve disappointed Klaus, Hayley, and Elijah way more than Hope unwillingly turning off her humanity. Say what you will about Elijah, and you can say a lot because he was awful (especially towards Marcel), but he wouldn’t have allowed Hope to deal with malivore and a random god alone. It still makes me angry that the Mikaelsons helped Hope regain her humanity but scattered when she was in danger once more because of some idiotic god named Ken.
Rebekah got on my nerves so badly, to be honest. She showed up out of nowhere after years of no contact and she just expected Hope to be happy and not hold a grudge against the fact that they left her completely alone to die???
Honestly, the Mikaelson (and by this I mean Kol, Rebekah and Freya) did not care for Hope that much even in The Originals. They had set crazy expectations in her and once they saw Hope didn't fit their happily ever after, they dumped her.
I'm not saying they didn't love her because they clearly did, but they cared more about her being the redemption of their family/what she was supposed to "fix" way more than they cared for Hope herself: in my opinion, the only people who didn't see her as their redemption were Klaus and Hayley and don't get me wrong, Klaus was a shitty father but at least he along with Hayley never put any expectation in her.
I mean, Freya already expressed her little interest in making sure Hope kept her innocence as a kid in this conversation:
[HAYLEY: I've done plenty wrong in my life, Freya. But things are different now. I have a sweet little girl who's going around healing injured fireflies with her magic. If we're keeping someone captive in our barn, she's gonna have questions.
FREYA: Then tell her that the world's a bad place and that sometimes we have to do bad things to survive. She'll be safer if she learns that early.
HAYLEY: It's not her job to keep herself safe. It's mine. It's ours. And that includes protecting her innocence.
FREYA: She's a Mikaelson -- she can live without her innocence. She can't live without her family. She's a Mikaelson, and you're-]
And as any other Mikaelson loves doing, Freya made sure to remind her of why Hayley would never be actually part of her family: she doesn't share their blood. I mean, look at Hope; she does share their blood and yet they didn't give a damn about her, Freya didn't care about making sure she grew as normal as possible (extremely difficult with their lifestyle), Rebekah ditched Hope the moment she stopped being a baby because she couldn't live her fantasy of wanting to cosplay as a mother and Kol wasn't even allowed to be around her when she was a baby, and then they never actually developed a bond once she grew up.
Of course, this is controversial because in The Originals, judging by the phone call Hope has with Kol, the way she behaves around Freya and that line in Legacies about Rebekah teaching her how to dance, it is implied they were close enough to have a good relationship and that they did care for her. And she's even closer to Marcel, if we take into account how comfortable and happy they act with each other.
Freya did say she saw Hope as the kid she lost and of course, the moment she had a kid of her own she dumped her. Rebekah was obsessed with being a mother and yet it's proven time and time again to be a shitty person around kids: the grooming with Marcel, being mean to Elena and Caroline because she was jealous and not giving a damn about Hope once she grew up and then we have Kol, who funnily enough seems to be closer to her than Freya and Rebekah and of course Marcel, the person Hope loves more than any of her blood relatives lol.
Don't get me wrong, Legacies played a big part in the way the Mikaelson ruined their relationship with Hope, but I don't get why people act so surprised and hurt about their abandonment of her when there were already signs of this in The Originals. The only reason they even stayed together for a millennium was because of Elijah and because Klaus refused to let them go, so of course they would fall apart once they died.
And yes, I agree with the whole Elijah thing. He loved Hope a lot once he got to know her in season five and he would have never left her alone in the Salvatore school, but he would also never have allowed her to stay that long on it.